10分鐘後來接我 雷 Get me in ten minutes, Ray.
好的 老大 Boss.
-鮑比 -老大 您來啦? - Bobby. - Boss?
給我來杯酒 再加個醬蛋 I'll have a pint and a pickled egg.
好的 馬上 您稍等 Coming straight up.
想成為叢林之王 If you wish to be the king of the jungle,
徒有其表是不夠的 it's not enough to act like a king.
你必須成為萬人之上的王者 You must be the king.
不能有遲疑 And there can be no doubt.
因為遲疑會帶來混亂和滅亡 Because doubt causes chaos and one's own demise.
喂 親愛的 Hello, my love.
今晚約會吧 It's date night tonight.
晚上九點 就我們倆 河畔餐廳見 Nine o'clock, you and I, River Cafe.
你在和誰說話? Who's there?
羅莎 誰在那兒? Ros, who's there?
叮叮噹 有客到 Chink, chink.
弗萊徹 你怎麼在這 Fletcher.
下午好啊 雷蒙多 Buenas tardes, Raymondo.
我該用擀面杖捅死你丫的 I should stab you with that fucking rolling pin.
喲 火氣別那麼大嘛 我就是想找你喝點兒小酒 聊聊天 Oh, don't be cunty. I was just hoping we could have a cozy little drink together.
我週六有個會 要去你最喜歡的報社 So, I've got a meeting on Saturday at your favorite newspaper.
作為鎮上最好的私家偵探 As the best private investigator in this smoky little town...
女士們 先生們 晚上好... good evening, ladies and gentlemen...
他們準備往我兜裡塞15萬 買我手上的黑料 they are ready to put 150 grand in my pocket to give them some filth.
對我來說 天大的好事 但這些黑料... Good for me, that, but in this case...
對你很不利 it's bad for you.
那個編輯大佬 大衛哥 So Big Dave, editor extraordinaire,
一直看不順眼你的老大 has developed a terrible antipathy for your boss
和他那受歡迎的大麻毒品 and his liquorish assortment of tasty mates.
他想摧毀他和他的那些追捧者 要讓他上封面 大肆曝光 He's out to destroy him and all those that cozy up to him. Front cover. Bosh!
親愛的 到時場面一定混亂不堪 血肉橫飛 There will be blood and fucking feathers everywhere, my darling.
那你去啊 弗萊徹 我開始手癢了 Get to it, Fletcher. I'm starting to itch.
我們都知道 你老大非常非常有錢 Now, we both know that your boss has very, very deep pockets,
我想請他破點小財消災 and I would like to invite him just to have a teeny rummage in them.
你他媽說什麼呢? What the fuck are you talking about?
我要的不多 If you would be so kind
只用給我兩千萬英鎊 as to furnish me with 20 million British pounds,
我就全部都給你... I will give you everything...
包括記憶卡 底片小樣 所有錄音等 memory cards, contact sheets, recordings, the lot,
還有鄙人寫的劇本 and a modest little screenplay I wrote all by myself.
等下 Hold on.
剛還說十五萬 怎麼一下子漲到兩千萬 We just went from ￡150,000 to 20 million.
才過半分鐘 你就坐地起價啊 That's a steep rise in 30 seconds.
是 但比起我給你的東西 這點錢根本不算什麼 Yeah, but I would argue that you're lucky, because that is nothing
最後還不是你佔便宜 compared to what I could, and perhaps should, be asking.
哦 真謝謝你如此不貪財 弗萊徹 Oh, well, thank God you're not greedy, Fletcher,
你個吃翔的賤貨 you deluded, shit-eating cunt.
我真喜歡你罵髒話羞辱我 I quite like it when you talk dirty to me.
搞得我「性奮」不已 I can feel myself engorging.
來吧 陪我喝一杯 特別好喝 Come on, have a drink with me. It's really yummy.
我查過了 搜索軟件顯示 要1500英鎊? I looked it up. App-ed it. 1500 quid?
沒想到你能為一瓶酒花這麼多錢 I didn't know you could spend that much on a bottle of scotch.
給你講個故事 聽完你就知道我沒管你多要錢 I'm gonna tell you a story to demonstrate why my quote is my quote.
我們來玩個遊戲 雷? Will you play a game with me, Ray?
我不想玩 I don't wanna play a game.
-拜託啦? -不玩 - Please? - No.
我他媽讓你陪我玩個遊戲 雷 I said play a fucking game with me, Ray.
好吧 Right.
愛死你了 Lovely.
現在 你來想像一個角色 Now, I want you to imagine a character,
一個戲劇角色 就像書裡 話劇 或者電影裡的那種 a dramatic character, like in a book or a play or a film.
但不要想遊戲機裡的那種電子角色 But not digital, not on a memory stick.
模擬場景 化學曝光 我說「場景準備就緒」 Analog. Chemical process. "Keep the grain in the picture," I say.
35號老式放映機 Old-school, 35 mill.
現在我透過鏡頭看過去 Now, I'm seeing this through a lens, I am,
我說的不是那種小屏幕 and I'm not talking about the small screen.
不是電視 雷蒙多 It's not TV, Raymond.
我說了 是老電影格式 As I said, old-school cinema format.
我們業內人士叫圖像變形 就是放映畫面寬高比2.35:1 It's what we in the business called anamorphic, or ratio 2.35 to 1.
來加入我的電影之旅 And I want you to join me on this cinematic journey,
因為這是一部電影 雷 'cause it is cinema, Ray.
一部精彩漂亮的電影 It's beautiful, beautiful cinema.
現在 開始播放 Now, roll camera.
男主角出場 Enter our protagonist.
他玉樹臨風 風流瀟灑 He's good-looking, he's gorgeous,
他正值壯年 是名副其實的斯文敗類 he's golden age, he's a proper handsome cunt.
他叫邁克·皮爾森 His name is Mickey Pearson.
他的背景很特別 Unique background has our Mickey.
生在美國 羅德獎學金獲得者 人很聰明 但出身貧寒 American born, Rhodes scholar, so he's born clever but poor.
不過他最終鯉魚躍龍門 從美國鄉下拖車停車場 Now, that's quite a leap from a trailer park in Americana
躋身到英國歷史名校求學 to the thousand-year-old university in old Angleterre,
他在那裡學習黑暗的園藝藝術 where he studies the dark art of horticulture.
但他沒有完成學業 也沒有回家 因為... But he never finished his education, never went home, because...
他找到了事業 he found his vocation.
不是什麼正經事業 A naughty vocation.
他不學好 He's a bad boy.
開始從事骯髒的大麻生意 He starts dealing the dirty wonder weed
賣給英國上流社會的有錢同學 to his rich, British, upper-class uni pals
他發現他幹這行很有天賦 and realizes he's rather good at it.
他頭腦清晰 目的明確 知道自己想要什麼 He's clear and objective about ambition
幹這個可以讓他飛黃騰達 and he can surf the echelons of our complicated culture.
他知道如何充分利用他的優勢 He knew how to take advantage of his advantage.
他像頭飢餓的猛獸 He was a hungry animal, you see.
非常強勢 冷血無情 機智狡詐 反應迅速 He was powerful and ruthless, cunning and quick,
頭腦靈活 魅力超凡 但是... charismatic and smart, but...
要想取得成就 他必須耍些手段 he had to do some naughty things to get where he got,
來確立他的江湖地位 to establish his position,
讓別人知道 他不是什麼無足輕重的小人物 to show he wasn't just teeth, tits and tan.
他可不是紙老虎 Well, he wasn't fucking hollow, was he?
他的外表看似人畜無害 He had an engine under his hood
實則藏著一顆狼子野心 and a gun in his holster.
因此 我們的男主邁克本身也不算清白之人 So, he's not exactly clean, our Mickey.
他也經歷了大風大浪 He has come up the hard way.
可以說 他的地位是真刀真槍打拼來的 He's earned his position, shall we say.
他就是這麼發家的 Well, that was the early days,
帶著他開闢新天地的闖勁兒 and he cracked on with his New World pioneer spirit.
他現在身家多少? 一億 兩億 還是五億? What's he worth today? 100, 200, 500 million?
但劇情突然反轉 But now the plot begins to thicken.
他走到了人生的十字路口 He has reached a crossroads in his life.
面臨中產階級和人到中年的雙重危機 The middle class and the middle age, they've got to him.
這雙重危機逐漸吞噬了他的野心 他變得軟弱 They've corrupted his appetite for the horrors. He's gone soft.
他想套現身家 金盆洗手 從此退出江湖 He wanted to cash in his chips and get out of the game,
而且他似乎也找到了完美的接盤俠 and he seems to have found the perfect customer.
切換鏡頭 謝謝... Smash cut, please...
把畫面切到內部晚宴上 to interior, a gala dinner.
我想簡單感謝下邁克·皮爾森 Just a few words to say thank you to Michael Pearson
感謝他的慷慨付出 for his limitless generosity and time.
現在邁克正在和博學多才 心胸開闊 Now, Mickey has been cultivating a special relationship
的馬修·伯傑培養一種特殊的關係 with the erudite, learned and broad-minded Matthew Berger.
是的 雷蒙多 我確實知道那個資產過億的猶太牛仔 Yes, Raymond, I do know about the Jewish billionaire cowboy,
他也是一個在英國打拼 發家致富的美國鄉巴佬 another slice of Americana creating drama in Angleterre.
最後感謝馬修·伯傑 他瞞著我們捐了一大筆錢 And finally to Matthew Berger blindsiding us with his donation
建了一整個認知行為治療中心 to build the entire cognitive behavioral therapy unit.
他們以前一定見過 不過天曉得在什麼地方 So these two have met before. Fuck knows where.
很可能是在拉斯維加斯舉辦的國際毒販年會上見過 Presumably at the annual international drug dealers convention in Las Vegas.
他們一起做過一些小買賣 And they've done some small deals together,
但現在 他們準備談一場大生意 but now they're ready for the big one.
真出乎意料啊 馬修 Well, that was unexpected, Matthew.
現在我明白你為什麼要坐首位了 Now I understand why you're seated at the head of the table.
連我都瞞著 你挺有心眼兒啊 小子 Snuck that one right by me, didn't you, you naughty little girl?
在這幫名流面前出盡風頭 Making a splash with the gentry.
哦 我就是個愛出風頭的人 Oh, I like to make a splash whenever possible.
看來 你似乎也明白人靠衣裝的道理 Well, you also seem to understand the significance of a proper attire.
我確實明白 Indeed I do.
我認為生活的每一方面 I believe a sense of ownership
都要講究歸屬感 is vital in every aspect of life,
特別是對衣著穿搭而言 perhaps never more so than when it comes to wardrobe.
夏著裙來冬穿襖 衣冠宜遵四時貌 For every look there is a season, and for every season a strategy.
博弈正式開始 Now starts the alpha dance.
他們說的其實不是衣服 雷蒙多 They're not really talking about clothes, Raymond.
當然不是了 Oh, fucking no.
他們就是一對老陰逼 They're like a pair of old doggies
互相試探 看看對方夠不夠格 sniffing round one another's intellectual assholes.
以前就玩這種唇槍舌劍 雷蒙多 It's a good old-fashioned cock-off, Raymond.
邁克 希望我們可以一起合作 Michael, I'm looking forward to doing business together.
-能恕我們失陪嗎 -請便 - May we excuse ourselves? - Yes, please.
該向宴會主人道個別 We should say good night to our host.
你怎麼看? So what do you think?
我說不好 I'm not sure.
閣下 Your Grace.
他是隻老狐狸 He's a fox,
狐狸的本性人盡皆知 and foxes have a predictable nature.
天下烏鴉一般黑 Trust this Jew about that Jew.
如果你讓狐狸進了雞窩 If you let him in the henhouse,
就免不了血肉橫飛 一片混亂 you can expect blood and feathers everywhere.
這兩人一拍即合 越聊越投機 Fresh from a farmyard pheasant shoot,
他們開始互相喜歡對方 these two are starting to like each other.
情形很不錯 雷 完全沒毛病 It's looking good, Ray. It's looking fucking good.
你的商業帝國真令小弟大開眼界 I'm impressed with what you've done with your enterprise.
不過我絞盡腦汁也想不明白你是怎麼做到的 You see, try as I might, I can't work out how you do it,
大麻也是我的招牌 and bush is my game.
要如何才能神不知鬼不覺地 How does anyone grow 50 tons of super skunk
種植整整50噸大麻？ without letting anyone else know how they do it?
你這麼說真是過獎了 馬修 I'm flattered to hear that from you, Matthew.
我能想到你為了想明白這個問題 I imagine that big brain of yours is sweating a stream of tears
腦子都想成漿糊了 just trying to figure it out.
才華應該有欣賞者 Brilliance should be acknowledged.
嗯 Mm.
再和我說一下錢數 Run the numbers by me again.
年收入2億 淨收入有1億 200 million gross p.a., 100 million net.
但你的人早就知道了 But your people know this already.
幾個月來 他們一直在統計這些數字 They've swept the numbers for months now.
我開給你的底價是4億 The bottom line is I'll sell it to you for 400 million.
但你也早就知道了 快做決定吧 But you knew that already. Hop in.
現在 我說不清誰是英雄 誰是狗熊 Now, I can't be specific about the heroes and zeros,
我只知道中間懸著一大筆錢 but there was a lot of money hanging in the balance.
問題來了 如果我可以把這場秘密交易 Question: What would it be worth to have the power
洩露出去 那我手中的信息到底值多少錢 to be able to pull the plug on an operation like that?
答案是 貪婪的人會敲詐一半的交易金 Answer: A greedy man would want half the sale price,
但聰明的人就知道 兩千萬英鎊 but a smart man would know that 20 million pounds
足以息事寧人 大家都能接受 was just about uncomfortable enough to make everyone feel comfortable.
弗萊徹 你真是只狡猾又異想天開的癩蛤蟆 You're a cunning and creative toad, aren't you, Fletcher,
居然能想出這麼個主意 coming up with a plan like this?
嗯 其實這主意不是我想的 Yeah, but I didn't really come up with it, did I?
是大衛哥 It was Big Dave.
他讓我查查邁克 He commissioned me to do a job on Mickey,
你懂的 四處打探消息 盯著他 you know, sniff about, keep an eye on him,
翻翻他的過去 揭露他的罪行 go through his bins, reveal his sins.
邁克·皮爾森 這個可惡的美國黑幫佬 我們要給他來個天降正義 Mickey Pearson, the odious Yankee gangster. We're gonna bury him.
他好像交了位新朋友 普萊斯菲爾德王公 Because it seems he's got himself a new friend. Lord Pressfield.
提問 是那位普萊斯菲爾德王公嗎？ Question: Is that the Lord Pressfield?
那位公爵？ His Grace, the duke?
正是他 他曾是王位的第四順位繼承人 Yeah. Once fourth in line to the throne.
很明顯 邁克·皮爾森已經成功地 Apparently Mickey Pearson has squeaked his way
和他勾搭上了 into the crack of his fat, posh ass.
這事靠你了 弗萊徹 我需要一個像你這樣消息靈通又有創造力的人 This is yours, Fletcher. I need a man with your creativity, with your nose.
現在 你就是我最鍾愛的 偵探犬 Now, you know you're my favorite bloodhound.
我覺得 時刻記住你在和誰說話 I just think it's really important to remember
這一點很重要 大衛 who you're talking to, Dave.
我當然記得 弗萊徹 Of course I remember, Fletcher.
所以你一定得保證這次不會打空頭支票 So just make absolutely sure the check doesn't disappoint this time.
價格是15萬! The number is 150,000.
大衛想要毀了邁克 He wants to ruin him,
而我來幫你轉危為安 but I am here to do you a favor.
這並不是說讓你花冤枉錢 And it's not like you're not getting something for your money.
雷蒙多 你甚至可以把這劇本拍成電影 You could even turn that script into a feature film, Raymond.
我們可以成為合作夥伴 一起干 We could make it together. We could be partners.
我說了這麼多 I have learned off you lot.
你自己好好考慮 現在該我時來運轉了 You gotta look after number one, and now it's my turn.
時間很緊 雷 趕快做出決定 The sun is not going up for me, Ray. It's going down.
所以大衛哥為什麼要搞我老大？ So why has Big Dave got it in for my boss?
兩個月以前 你的老大邁克 Two months ago, your man Mickey
讓大衛顏面掃地 made my man Dave feel like a right fucking idiot.
亨利 邁克 Henry. Mickey.
他做了什麼 How did he do that?
邁克沒同他握手 Didn't accept his hand.
-我是大衛 《日報》的 -嗯 - Dave. Daily Print. - Yes.
我是《日報》的編輯 No. Editor of the Daily Print.
原來大衛追蹤過邁克的一位公爵朋友 Turns out Dave had gone after one of Mickey's lords,
對他做了點文章 did a proper tabloid job on him.
報道這位爵爺看上了自己的 It would appear that His Lordship had had a quick spin
一位年輕英俊的男僕 on one of his attractive young footmen.
報道一出 股票暴跌 工作丟了 妻子也離開了他 After the splash, shares crashed, job went, wife followed,
就連他的孩子也同他斷絕了關係 and even his kids disowned him.
不過呢 大衛可不是軟柿子 Well, that Dave can't half be a cunt.
沒人敢得罪他 But no one will pull him on it.
他們都怕大衛會報道出自己的黑料 Too fucking scared that Dave will do a feature on them.
但你的老大真是條漢子 But your Mickey, he's got a fabulous set of balls.
大衛想躋身名流 而邁克當著達官顯貴的面讓大衛難堪 So he snubbed him in front of a crowd that Dave could only wish he belonged to.
你知道的 那些王公貴婦 邁克完美的融入其中 You know, lords and ladies, the sort that Mickey feels very comfortable in front of.
各位 失陪 Men, excuse us.
他讓大衛很下不來台 Well, he might just as well have pulled Dave's cock off.
大衛 我相信他是在叫你滾蛋 I do believe that was a bit of a fuck off, Dave.
大衛覺得自己遭受了奇恥大辱 'Cause he just fizzled like a party balloon.
這也不能成為他報復的理由啊 That's no reason to go after a fella.
我不知道要怎麼和你說 他想要邁克血債血償 Well, I don't know what to tell you. He wants Mickey's blood.
就算不為報仇 他也會為了錢這麼做 And he would be getting it too, if it wasn't for...
做夢吧 你個賤人 現在請你離開 You're a filthy fantasist, and now it's time to leave.
噢 別傻了 我只是提點提點你 Oh, don't be silly. I'm only just lubing you up.
現在我終於知道為什麼馬修和其他人 Now, there is a reason why Matthew, or anyone else for that matter,
想不明白邁克事業是如何進行的 cannot work out how Mickey does what he does.
他是如何每年種植50噸大麻的？ How does he grow 50 tons of white widow super cheese every year?
所有人都知道那需要一大塊地 Everyone knows that needs a lot of space.
那麼這塊地在哪 他又是怎樣保密的呢？ So where is the space and how come he's kept it under wraps?
你總不能就在地上挖個洞 放兩百個集裝箱下去吧 You can't just dig a hole in the ground and drop 200 shipping containers in there.
喔 不 親愛的 那可行不通 Oh, no, my love. That will not work.
你得發散思維 從新的角度考慮 No. You have to be creative. You need an angle.
大英帝國的問題就是土地不多 The problem with land in this country is there's not much of it...
即使是私人土地 也會有其他人闖入 and there's public access even when it's supposed to be private.
這些人也有自己的說辭 要遛狗... And the public have rights: dog walkers...
你好 慢慢跑 Yes, jog on.
有人行道 能散步 ...footpaths, right to roam,
看鳥的 亂逛的 bimblers, ramblers,
獾愛好者 badger lovers...
還有吃飽了沒事幹 到處拍花花草草的 ...and any other busy cunt with enough time on his hands
閒人大媽大姐 to sniff the green tweed of England.
早上好 Good morning!
他們還建了群 And they have groups,
論壇 集會 社交媒體 forums, meetings, social media,
他們喜歡聊天 嚼舌根 and they love a good chat and a hiss
議論那些沒有許可證就妄自割草坪的人 about anyone who's decided to mow his lawn without a license.
還有直升機 無人機 谷歌地圖 And then there's the helicopters, drones, Google Earth,
遺跡 教區委員會 heritage sites, parish councils,
等等 等等 and the beat goes on.
這些都是你在供能之前應該考慮到的 And that's before you even think about getting power in here.
那麼 邁克的獨特方法是什麼呢？ So what is Mickey's unique method?
我左思右想 上下求索 I tip my cap at the cheek, at the elegance, at the class.
到底是什麼方法？ And what would that method be exactly?
瞭解一個人 得先瞭解他所處的文化環境 You have to understand a culture to understand a man.
紈褲子弟 皇家貴族 Toffs, aristocrats,
公爵 公爵夫人 王公貴婦 dukes, duchesses, lords and ladies,
大面積的土地等等 lots of land and fuck all dough.
房子要守 濕氣要除 銀器要擦 Houses to keep, damp to keep out, silver to polish.
你知道有錢能使鬼推磨吧 You must remember that cash is very persuasive
尤其對那些被左派和遺產稅打擊的階級 to the class that got spanked by angry lefties and death duties.
每次你繼承點兒遺產 得有一半上稅給國家 And every time you inherit a fortune, you lose half to the state.
所以這是我趁虛而入的機會 So this is my moment to swoop in
我就像守護天使一樣降臨 like a guardian fucking angel
我提供他們賺錢的機會 不至於家徒四壁 and offer my services so they can keep their houses in order.
他們並不太在乎我做什麼 And they're not too bothered about what I do,
只要每年一直有錢進賬就行 as long as that cash keeps rolling in each year.
找個王公是很不錯 但並不容易 It's good to get a lord, yes, but it's not easy.
需要消耗精力 美酒美人 還有迪斯科 It takes work, wine, women and disco.
12個地方 12個農場 Twelve sites. Twelve farms.
一千個英國房產 One thousand of these estates in the great UK.
祝你好運 把他們全找到 Bonne chance trying to find them all.
這就是我的商業帝國 That's it. My infrastructure.
這就是你出錢買下的東西 And that, sir, is, with my blessing, what you are paying for.
如果它真像你說的那麼周全又暴利 If it's as discreet and as lucrative as you claim it is,
我就包下整個生意 I'll buy the whole business.
前戲就到這吧 邁克 But enough foreplay, Michael.
我想看看你的種植基地 I wanna see your plant.
我已竭盡全力讓我的種植基地 I've gone to great lengths to make my operation
盡可能地隱蔽 馬修 as invisible as possible, Matthew.
就算你站在我種的大麻上 也絲毫不會察覺 If you were standing on my bush, you wouldn't know it.
實際上 你腳下就是我種的大麻 As a matter of fact, you are standing on my bush.
這生意夠壯觀 邁克 It's a spectacular business, Michael.
不過可惜 等十年後大麻在英國合法了 Such a shame it will go bankrupt in ten years
這生意也就破產了 when things go legal in the great UK.
你還想讓我出高價？ And you want me to pay top dollar for it?
就這你也要我出四億？ A nugget under half a yard?
就這個價 That is the price.
進來吧 我讓你看看你花四億買到了什麼 Now step inside and I'll show you what half a yard gets you.
哇哦 一個賞心悅目的工具棚賣了4億美元 Ooh. A delightful tool shed for 400 million dollars.
包括這個圓頭錘嗎？ Is the ball-peen hammer included?
當然了 現在我給你看看真貨 Course it is. Now let me show you the nails.
當心碰頭 Watch your head.
繼續幹活 夥計們 Carry on, chaps.
真是英國令人心曠神怡的綠色勝地 England's green and pleasant land.
這些只是一部分 Those are some nails.
地點 員工 技術 Location, staff, technology.
你買下上層 不過是為了買下層的秘密基地打幌子 See, you're buying the substructure for the superstructure to come,
一旦交易成功 你將擁有目前最好的地段 and with purchase you will inherit the best sites available,
世界上最好的植物學家 草藥師 the finest botanists and herb sommeliers in the world,
還有世界上最創新的大麻種植技術 as well as the most innovative marijuana technology on the planet.
一旦大麻進入合法市場 And when this little piggy goes to legal market
就會供不應求 and the demand way outpaces the supply...
這些種植基地 這些種植專家 these locations, these green-fingered botanical boys,
還有我的頂級技術 as well as my superior technology,
都將會超值 will be at a premium.
到時收益都是你的 And you would own them all.
你知道嗎 禁酒令解除之後 過了十五年 Did you know it took 15 years after alcohol prohibition ended back home
酒精才滿足了合法市場的供需 for the legal market to scratch that itch?
整整十五年 Fifteen years.
若你無動於衷 就會這樣 And that's if you do nothing with it.
是的 無論從什麼角度想 都是雙贏 Yes, it's a win-win, no matter how you look at it.
而且我不貪婪 咱們都很清楚 And I'm not greedy. You and I both know
4億這個價格很公正 絕對物超所值 that 400 million is a fair-to-generous asking price,
特別是考慮到 一旦大麻買賣披上合法外衣 especially considering that once this game's kosher,
它的市值將在兩千億到 it's going to be worth somewhere between 200 billion
五千億英鎊之間 and, well, half a trillion pounds.
每年 Annually.
煙草 Weed.
大麻 Bush.
毒品 Skunk-amola.
麻煙葉子 White widow super cheese.
這就是新一代淘金熱 It's the new gold rush.
你的票子會越來越厚 錢包會越來越鼓 This is the thin end of a very fat wedge, sir.
既然這麼值錢 你為什麼要賣掉 If it's such a fat wedge, why don't you keep it?
你知道的 我名聲在外 靠的是真刀真槍一路打拼 You see, I've developed a reputation as a man who came up the hard way.
可以說 我的雙手都染了血 You could say that there's blood on these pretty white hands.
但新的生意 一旦要合法 But in the new business, once legal and under the jurisdiction
並且受到部長級合法管轄 of the respectable umbrella of ministerial legitimacy,
這樣的企業需要一個身份清白的領導 an enterprise like this will need a face with a clean past,
很不幸 我不是清白之人 which sadly I do not possess.
退休也不算糟糕 Retirement doesn't sound so bad.
漫步鄉村 和我的妻子修剪玫瑰 Long walks in the countryside, pruning roses with my better half,
養養孩子 raising some cubs.
我值得 I've earned it.
聽著 我們都知道 種植只是生意的一半 Look, we both know growing is only 50% of the business.
我還要你的歐洲市場 I need your European connections.
我已經知道了香腸怎麼做 I've seen how the sausage is made.
現在跟我講講肉店在哪 Now tell me about the butcher shops.
這個嘛 到時候再說 馬修 Well, that comes later, Matthew,
等錢到賬了 我再告訴你 when the money's in escrow.
既然我們已經使主角陷入困境 Now that we've established the dilemma of our protagonist,
我們來聊聊反派 let us turn to our antagonist.
在遙遠的地方 穿越平原 Many miles away, across the open plains,
另一頭美麗的野獸走向一個水潭 another beautiful feral beast lopes his way to a watering hole.
你現在又在說誰 Who are you talking about now?
雷蒙多 我說的是西門無淚 I talk, Raymondo, of Dry Eye.
噢 西門無淚啊 Oh, Dry Eye.
他是什麼人？中國人？日本人？北京人？ What is he? Chinese? Japanese? Pekingese?
「跪族人」？ Get on your fucking knees?
骯髒的龍的傳人 Dirty dragon filth.
黃色是種顏色 賭博是場遊戲 ♪ Yellow is the color Gambling is the game ♪
他像千禧年炸鞭炮一樣出場了 砰砰砰 He explodes on the scene like a millennial fucking firecracker. Bang, bang, bang.
去你媽的 You chee-bye motherfuckers!
我必須打斷你一下 弗萊徹 I'm gonna have to stop you right there, Fletcher.
聽著不像我認識的西門無淚 That doesn't sound like the Dry Eye I know.
你注意聽我說就行 雷蒙多 Just making sure you're paying attention, Raymond.
那麼 讓我們鏡頭一轉 So let's cut instead to a somewhat anticlimactic
看看和藹可親的西門無淚 but suave and debonair Dry Eye,
他就像中國的007 like a Chinese James Bond.
專業殺戮 "Ricense" to kill.
-打開 -好的 老大 - Open them up. - Yes, boss.
我的天哪 Good Lord.
用水管把他們沖乾淨 裝起來送走 Hose them down, load them up and fuck them off.
-讓我看一下汽車零件 -好的老大 在那呢 - Let me have a look at 432. - Yes, boss. It's just right here.
有120個輪圈 呃 32個LS引擎 60個定做的… There's 120 rims, uh, 32 LS engines, 60 custom...
好的 付錢吧 All right. Pay the man.
抱歉哥們 我報的20英尺 其實是40英尺高的集裝箱 Sorry, chaps. I quoted you for a 20 when it's a 40-footer.
所以錢得翻倍 It's gonna be double bubble.
錢得翻倍？ Double bubble?
君子一言 駟馬難追 A gentleman's quote is a gentleman's word.
剩下的錢你或者你家人來付 就當買個教訓 Now, either you or your family are gonna have to pay for that lesson.
你聽懂沒有？ Do we have an understanding?
聽懂了 老闆 Yes, boss.
把錢給這小崽子 Give the soppy prick his money.
不管怎樣 西門無淚先說到這 Anyway, let's put a pin in Dry Eye
再來說邁克吧 and turn again to Mickey.
如果你想在這屋裡抽煙 If you're thinking of smoking that in here...
勸你不要 don't.
我有點迷糊 I find that confusing.
你是讓我不要抽煙 還是不要想 Do you mean don't smoke or don't think?
噢... Oh...
噢 好的好的 我怕了你了 Oh, all right, all right, it's going out.
我想是時候向你介紹女王了 I think the time has come for me to introduce you to our queen.
哈羅德 包給我 Harold, bag.
她是邁克牛仔大帝的 A Cockney Cleopatra
倫敦版埃及艷後 to Mickey's cowboy Caesar.
邁克那堅不可摧的盔甲中唯一的薄弱點 The only weak link in his otherwise impregnable armor
是他的奉獻之情 他的熱愛之情 也有人說 is his devotion, his passion, some would say his obsession
是他對美艷妻子的迷戀之情 with his beauteous lady wife.
我正試著幫你呢 邁克 I'm trying to do you a favor here, Mike,
但是每次我試著幫你 結果都很讓我傷神 but every time I do you a favor, it ends up costing me too.
-拜託 羅莎… -為什麼柯娃小姐還沒走 - Now, come on, Ros... - Why is Miss Kova still here?
那輛路虎今天早上就應該弄好了 That Range was supposed to be finished this morning.
-我不是在跟你說話 邁克 -不好意思 老闆 是羅傑在倒騰那輛車 - I'm not talking to you, Mike. - Sorry, boss. Rodge is on the Range.
我跟你說過多少次了 他不能上來工作 How many times have I told you? I don't want Roger up front.
這兒是女性的避風港 他在哪兒呢？ This is a sanctuary for the ladies. Where is he?
在你辦公室 跟你老公在一起 He's up in your office with your husband.
米莎 親愛的 在等二十分鐘 保證能讓你開車離開 Misha, darling, I'll have you out of here in 20 minutes.
羅莎琳德 我半小時後有堂旋轉課 Rosalind, I've got a spin class in half an hour.
就二十分鐘 不會再拖了 Twenty minutes and no charge.
麗莎 給她倒一杯 Lisa, champagne.
-邁克 你還在嗎？ -當然 我一直沒掛電話 - Mike, are you still there? - Of course I'm still fucking here.
好吧 既然你沒掛電話 那是誰在預定零件？ Right, well, if you're still there, who's ordering the fucking parts?
所以你怎麼想的？ So what do you think?
事情可做 但不可太張揚 Ringing the bell, but not too loud.
手伸進蜜罐 Dipped in honey.
自然有甜頭可賺 That's on the money.
但你總是幹得很好 邁克 But you always could make a good cup of tea, Mickey.
賊棒 Very nice.
嗨 羅莎 Hello, Ros.
你們在這兒幹什麼呢 What the fuck is going on in here?
我早就應該知道是你在背後使壞 I should have known it was you behind this.
羅傑應該在下面工作 Rodge is supposed to be working down there
你卻跑上來耽誤他 and you're up here blowing his brains out.
-老闆 我這就去 -趕緊去 - I'm on it, boss. - You wanna be.
不要怪羅傑 親愛的 Don't blame the Dodge, dear.
你知道他腦瓜機靈 You know he's got a special nose
在幫我這個老將做參謀 and he's doing this old dog a favor.
羅傑 下去賺你的錢 Dodge, get down there and earn your money.
走了 Gone.
所以你到底在兒這幹什麼？ What you doing here anyway?
想著順便過來和我老婆喝杯茶 Thought I'd come by to have a cup of tea with my wife.
好啊 去泡茶啊 Well, go on, then. Put the kettle on.
看上去交易已經十拿九穩了 Looks like the deal's gone through.
-不用再想想？ -還需要想什麼 - Second thoughts? - No second thoughts.
我喜歡中年歲月 I like middle age.
喜歡鄉紳化 喜歡私立學校 還有美酒 I like gentrification, private schools, fine wines
喝藥時給我一勺魚子醬就行 and a spoonful of caviar to help my medicine go down.
但最重要的是 我想和你天長地久 But most importantly, I'm looking forward to spending more time with you.
當然 Course you are.
嘿 我不想你活得像只無頭蒼蠅一樣 Look, I don't want you knocking around here
整天無所事事 迷失自我 feeling all unemployed and lost with yourself.
你真是的 Well, fuck me.
大多數女人都會央求她們的老公 Most wives would beg their other halves
金盆洗手 退出江湖 但你卻不會 to get out of this game, but not you.
那是因為我瞭解你 親愛的 That's because I know you, darling.
聽著 親愛的 你退也要退得優雅 Look, you'll have to do this elegantly, love.
你要收手的消息一旦傳出 肯定會有傳言說你是害怕了 If word spreads that you're getting out, that could read as weakness.
你也知道星星之火 可以燎原 And if you smell smoke, it's 'cause there's a fire,
那樣後果會不堪設想 and that could get expensive.
所以 你必須下狠心把火踩滅 So you're gonna have to stamp that out without any gentrification.
但你不會 親愛的 But not you, love.
你從不做有失優雅的事 Don't you do anything messy.
你就是這樣俘獲人心的 忘了嗎 That's why you've got people, remember?
寶貝兒 我愛死你了 I fucking love you, babe.
我知道 Course you do.
要來一炮嗎？ Any chance?
現在不行 No, you can wait.
我還有個客人已經發火了 I've got a red-hot Russki with her finger on the trigger.
-我先處理公務 -我不介意玩雙飛 - Gotta deal with it. - I don't mind the two of yous.
去啊 你找死 Go on, fuck off.
弗萊徹 Fletcher...
你別在這浪費口舌了 why are you wasting our time?
我知道哪些是現實 哪些是想像 I know what happens in my world and what doesn't.
但我搞不明白 邁克憑什麼要給你 What I fail to recognize is why Michael should be motivated
一張兩千萬的的支票 to write you a check for 20 million.
雷蒙多 你真沒耐心 我的故事還沒講完呢 I find you very impatient, Raymond. I am a storyteller.
就像電影裡的套路 我正在設置懸念 As they say in the film game, I'm laying pipe.
你最好快點進入正題 Well, you'd better put something through it soon.
那是什麼 也是燒烤桌？ So what is that? Is that a barbecue as well?
-是的 弗萊徹 -我喜歡燒烤 - Yes, it is, Fletcher. - I love a barbie.
好像還挺實用的呢 不是嗎？ That is a useful bit of plant, then, isn't it?
你可以一邊烤火 一邊烤肉 So that heats up your knees and cooks at the same time?
你烤一個給我看看嘛 You gotta show me how to get one of them.
如果你現在就滾 這桌子送你都行 Well, you can take it with you if you fuck off now.
雷 Ray.
給我烤個牛排會死嗎？ Is there any chance of a steak?
好吧 冰櫃裡正好有點兒和牛 Yeah, all right. Got a bit of Wagyu in the freezer as it happens.
-我還沒吃過和牛呢 -是啊 真是便宜你了 但也就只有和牛了 - I've never had Wagyu. - Yeah, well, it'll be wasted on you, but it's all I've got.
-夥計 我去拿吧 -噢 不用 不麻煩你了 - I'll get it, mate. - Oh, no, you're all right.
-你待在這裡就好 -噢 - Just stay right there. - Oh.
噢 燙死我了 Ow, fuck me!
那個很燙 It's hot.
弗蘭徹真他媽是個老狐狸 He's a sly fox, that Fletcher.
晚安噠 阿斯蘭 Night-night, Aslan.
32個LS引擎？ 32 LS engines?
你把所有零件都塞進了一個40英尺的集裝箱？ You got all these parts on a 40-foot container?
沒錯 Yeah.
你怎麼做到的？ How'd you get your hands on that?
無可奉告 Ask no questions, hear no lies.
價格也是 Hence the price.
-所以一共多少錢 -噢 送給你了 - So how much? - Oh, no charge.
行了 開個價吧 Okay, so what's the price?
我要跟你丈夫見一面 A meeting with your husband.
噢 去你的 Oh, fuck off.
這不可能 That's not gonna happen.
對他有利無弊 It's in his interest.
聽著 這些送你了 就當是見面禮 Tell you what, keep the parts. Consider it a gesture of goodwill.
你知道怎麼找到我 You know how to get hold of me.
好吧 我可不敢保證 Well, I can't promise anything.
西門無淚 他有跟邁克談判 對吧？ Dry Eye, he got his little sit-down with Michael, didn't he?
膽子真大 不管結果如何 Bold move, that, coming in heavy,
他都吃不了兜著走… sanctioned or unsanctioned...
龍頭喬治老大可不會輕易放過他 by the dragon head himself, Lord George.
那個喬治可不是個善茬 Well, he's a naughty boy, that George.
但是 西門無淚比他還狠 But Dry Eye, oh, he's next generation,
那群中國佬改朝換代比蘋果手機升級還快 and them Chinamen, they upgrade quicker than i-fucking-Phones.
他要出手了嗎？ Is he making moves?
他是打算單干？ Is he breaking out on his own?
想背著他的老闆喬治老大干票大的？ Big man plans behind Lord George's back?
說真的 價值一百萬的汽車零部件這個見面禮還真不錯 To be fair, it was very nicely played with 100 grand's worth of free car parts,
誰都知道 要搭上一個男人 那就從他的老婆下手 because everyone knows that the way to a man's heart is through his wife.
雷蒙多 你就是一個好「老婆」 You'd make a lovely wife, Raymond.
邁克 感謝你抽空見我 Thank you for taking the time to see me, Michael.
喬治老大讓我向你問好 Lord George sends his best.
我是答應了我老婆才來見你的 I only took this meeting because Ros asked me to.
以後別再背著我買通她 Make sure to never approach her like that again.
我無意冒犯 I meant no disrespect.
你找我幹什麼？ How can I help?
我知道你要退出了 I understand you're getting out.
退出 從哪裡退出？ Getting out. Getting out of what?
床？我的腦子？櫃子？ Bed? My head? The closet?
不要跟我廢話 西門無淚 我沒那閒工夫 Don't flirt with me, Dry Eye. I'm a busy man.
我聽說你要退出江湖了 I hear you're getting out of the game.
我這裡有個大買賣 And I would like you to consider an offer.
聽著 你給我到此為止 Look, I'm gonna stop you right there
你不要再浪費口舌了 年輕人 so you don't waste any more of your precious breath, young man.
跟我談這個 你還不夠格 This is not a discussion for the two of us.
這可不是你想談就能談的 Unlike the salt and pepper, it's not on the table.
這可是一大筆錢啊 This is a big number.
還是現金 Cash.
我不是出來賣的 I am not for sale.
就算我是 你也買不起 And even if I was, you're several zeros short.
你那點錢也許能買你兄弟的「大香腸」嘗嘗 Now, you may be able to buy your man's sausage for that,
但對我來說 那還不夠老子塞牙縫 but to me it just looks rude at breakfast.
你真不識抬舉 You're out of touch.
你忘了叢林法則 竟然敢小看我 You're forgetting the laws of the jungle, looking down on me.
對一頭老不死的猩猩來說 Now, when the silverback's got more silver than back...
它最好不要挑肥揀瘦 he best move on...
有口吃的就不錯了 before he gets moved on.
不要太高高在上 It's not dignified.
邁克 你現在虎落平陽 我可是在好心幫你 It's beneath you, Michael. Trying to do you a favor.
這可是一大筆錢 This is a big fucking number.
這個呢？ And this?
這可是一桿大槍 This is a big fucking gun.
你眼睛現在流淚了吧？ Eyes not so dry now, are they?
疼死了 對嗎？ Hurts, does it?
你在找你的蛋蛋 還是在找地上的洞洞？ You looking for your balls or a hole in the wall?
-我干 -你他媽以為鬧著玩兒呢？ - Fuck! - Where the fuck do you think you're going?
你個死癟三 在這兒要死不活的 Because you're not going out the way you came in, you deluded duck-eating cunt.
還敢跟我提叢林法則 Talking to me about the laws of the jungle.
你說什麼？我虎落平陽？ What was it? Something about being beneath me?
老不死的猩猩？ Silver on back?
叢林法則只有一條 There's only one rule in this fucking jungle.
餓獅一撲 必要見血 When the lion's hungry, he eats.
弗萊徹 你說的不對 You're wrong, Fletcher.
那不是邁克的行事風格 That's not how Michael works.
對 我知道 我知道 我只是開個玩笑 Yeah, I know. I know. I was just having a bit of fun.
每部電影都要有點打戲才精彩 不是嗎 Every movie needs a bit of action, doesn't it?
當然了 這不是在醜化他的形象 And it's not like Michael doesn't have a reputation.
那是過去的形象 Had a reputation.
他現在很高大上 He's been gentrified.
…一大筆錢 ...big fucking number.
我聽說你喜歡聽愛情故事 我來說一個 I know how you lot love fables, so let me share a little fable with you.
曾經有一條年輕又愚蠢的龍 There once was a young and foolish dragon
跑去問一隻聰明又狡猾的獅子 who came to ask a wise and cunning lion
怎麼獲得領土 about acquiring his territory.
獅子沒興趣搭理他 就讓那條龍滾開 Now, the lion, he wasn't interested, so he told the little dragon to fuck off.
但那條龍不懂什麼是「滾開」 But the dragon couldn't understand what "fuck off" meant,
所以 他不依不饒得堅持問獅子 so he persisted and continued to ask the lion
怎麼獲得領土 about acquiring his territory.
於是獅子帶著小龍仔去散步 So the lion took the little dragon for a walk
然後對著他的小腦袋開了五槍 and put five bullets in his little dragon head.
故事結束 End of story.
據說這則故事是有深層含義的 Now, allegedly there's a message in there.
雖然我不知道具體是什麼 但是 無淚 你很聰明 I don't know what it is, but you're a clever boy, Dry Eye.
或許你能解釋給我聽 Maybe you can explain it to me.
夥計 你該走了 I think your time's up, chaps.
邁克 你應該考慮… Michael, you should recons...
別多嘴了 Just marinade on it.
另外 給我滾 In the meantime, fuck off.
噢 我敢打賭 邁克肯定很高興去了那場會面 是不是 Oh, I bet Mickey was pleased he took that meeting, wasn't he?
是的 進展得不要太順利 Yes, it went very well.
-對 -你想要上面 還是下面 - Yeah. - Do you want the top or the bottom?
親愛的 我要下面 The bottom, please, darling.
那次見面之後 事情開始有眉目了 Now, things started to unravel after that meeting.
邁克是不是在他的種植園裡得過鼠疫？ Didn't Mickey get a rat infestation at one of his farms?
快點 Come on.
隱蔽 隱蔽 Stealth, stealth.
上 Go.
戴好面罩 Ballys down.
行動 快點 快點 快點 Let's move. Go, go, go, go.
天吶 Shit.
噢 我的天 Oh, my days.
真他媽給力 Fucking hell.
他說這裡能搞些大麻 He said there'd be a bit of puff.
對 他們沒開玩笑 Yeah, they weren't joking.
哎 朋友們 都是包裝好的 Oi, fellas. It's already packed.
別亂搞 Let's not mess about.
都裝起來 Let's load it up, boys.
你們是哪來的小鬼 Who the fuck are you lot?
操 拉好面罩 Fuck. Cover up.
你們知道這是誰的地盤嗎 Do you know who owns this gaff?
誰他媽的管這個 We don't give a fuck.
你們可來錯地方了 I think you got off on the wrong stop.
哎 泰扎 Oi, Tezza!
-幹嘛 -有好玩的 - What? - Fancy a row?
這些小鬼哪來的 Who are these jokers?
他們想要我們的貨 They want our gear.
馬爾夫 Marv!
這崽子是誰 Who's this cunt?
約翰 John!
噢 你們好 是老爹隊伍 Oh, hello. It's Dad's Army.
弗蘭克 Oi, Frank.
這啥 泰迪熊聚會嗎 What's this? Teddy bears' picnic?
莫 快來 Oi, Mo!
還有誰 Any more rabbits in that warren?
你們幾個要先熱熱身嗎 You lads fancy a warm-up?
對付你就免了 小弱雞 Not for you Jelly Babies.
數到三就開干 On three, lads.
三 Three.
嘿 Hey!
怎麼 你要叫他回來嗎 老頭子 What? You wanna call him back, Granddad?
操 Fuck!
老闆 給我兩個漢堡 Boss, let me get two burgers on the stove.
搞快點 聽到沒 Get that quick, understand?
我還要兩份薯條 And I want two chips as well.
怎麼一股尿騷味 What is this smell of wee in here?
老哥 你誰啊 Who the fuck is this joke, man?
離我遠點 小兔崽子 Don't stand near me, son.
嘴巴放乾淨點 別跟吃了屎一樣 You got your mouthwash muddled up with cat piss.
給我後退兩步 好好排隊 Take two steps back and wait your turn.
最好給我滾開 老傢伙 不然我讓你尿褲子 You better fuck off, old man, or I'll wet you.
這裡會尿褲子的只有你 毛孩子 The only thing you can wet's your underpants, son.
給我退後 Now, back two steps.
扳機 快 上 Trigger. That's you. Go on.
-快 上啊兄弟 -嗯 - That's you. You're up, bruv. - Yeah?
上 干他 兄弟 Do him. Fucking do him, lad.
捅他 Stick it in him, bruv.
扳機是吧 你要捅就捅 Now, if you're gonna stab, stab, Trigger.
別在這跟跳舞似的 Don't, you know, dance.
你們幾個又是什麼 四頂尖音樂團嗎 What are yous, like a Four Tops tribute act or something?
染紅膚 割陽皮 The Foreskins. The Redskins.
哇哦 還有印第安人來襲 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Here come the Indians.
挺有老北方人的味道啊 各位 Bit of the old Northern Soul, is it, boys?
別畏手畏腳的了 Putting the gay back in Marvin Gaye.
我戰意被點燃了 來 我得練練手 來啊 I'm on fire over here, lads. Come on, I need some back and forth. Come on.
你們都會點什麼 來 快點 來點有意思的 What have you got for me? Now, make it quick. Make it funny.
干！你！老！母！ Fuck you.
哎 真讓我失望 別那麼沒勁 Jeez, that's disappointing. No, no, not that.
再來 再來 Go again. Go again.
來點厲害的 給我點顏色看看 Now, make it sharp. Cut me with it.
-上去幹他 兄弟 -上啊 - Fucking do him, laddie. - Come on.
上啊 上啊 Yeah. Yeah.
該死 Oh, shit!
再來啊 小兔崽子 Come on then, you dickhead.
我的眼睛 My eyes!
你們真是給自己丟臉啊 小兄弟們 Yous are embarrassing yourself here, lads.
小孩打架似的 花拳繡腿 Kids stab, girls shoot, boys punch.
大人打架要靠腦子 那才算真正的幹架 Grown-ups fight with their heads. That's where the real battle is.
在這 要靠腦子 Up here, in the gray.
他弄傷我了 He sparked me out, bruv.
都站起來 崽子們 生活節奏這麼快 你們還在磨磨唧唧 Now, wake up, lads. Life's quick, you're slow.
生活難著呢 Life's hard on a bone top.
走 去健身房 我看能怎麼教教你們 Come on down the gym. We'll see what we can do with yous.
等等 你是教練嗎 Hang on. Are you the coach?
教練 是厄尼打來的 Coach, it's Ernie.
天 兄弟 他就是教練 他就是教練 Shit. It's the fucking coach, bro. It's the fucking coach.
什麼事 厄尼 Ernie, what is it?
我們的好日子來臨了 Ball's in the back of the net.
我們要發大財了 打算拉上你 因為你是我們的導師 We've rung the bell here and we're gonna include you, because you're our mentor.
我不知道你在說什麼 但聽起來感覺不是什麼好事 I don't know what you're talking about, but I don't like the sound of it.
-我們拿到了一批大麻 -聽我說 厄尼 - We've landed a load of sticky bush. - Listen to me, now, Ernie.
現在離開 Walk away.
太晚了 我們已經在健身房卸貨了 It's too late. We're at the gym now unloading the van.
你開了我的貨車？ You took my van?
原地別動 我十分鐘就到 Wait there. I'll be back in ten minutes.
抱歉打擾了 老闆 你得看看這個 I'm sorry to intrude, but I think you need to see this, boss.
♪大丈夫沒必要破門而入 ♪ ♪ Man don't have to Take off the door ♪
♪直接從地板挖洞鑽進去♪ ♪ Pull up in a dinger Straight through The hole in the floor ♪
♪我們就是小孩 不知道你的想法♪ ♪ We're the Toddlers Don't know what you thought ♪
♪夜晚過後 你就會驚掉下巴 ♪ ♪ By the end of the night You'll be picking up Your jaw ♪
♪不是十棵 也不是二十棵 ♪ ♪ Plants Not ten or twenty ♪
而是蛋蛋本尼 我從沒敗過 It's Eggs Benny, 'cause I never get cracked.
♪人類的蛋蛋很脆弱 拳腳不堪一擊♪ ♪ Man's egg got cracked And his legs went jelly ♪
♪你只需知道我們捲走了所有錢 ♪ ♪ Just know that We're leaving the room With every last penny ♪
他們都說我是鬼魂 因為我來去無蹤影 They call me Ghost, 'cause you never see me coming.
♪你只需知道等你見鬼 你就完了 ♪ ♪ Just know it's over When you see ghosts ♪
♪ 一個迴旋踢 你鼻子就落地♪ ♪ Spinning back kick Might take off your nose ♪
♪屋頂那個冒煙的東西 我不想看到它 ♪ ♪ Man don't want that smoke Big elbow to The top of the dome ♪
我叫厄尼 我左手手速驚人 右手強壯結實 My name's Ernie. 'Cause the left hand's fast and the right hand's sturdy.
♪左手手速驚人 右手強壯結實 ♪ ♪ The left hand's fast And the right hand's sturdy ♪
♪我從小就不是什麼好孩子 這點小東西擋不住我 ♪ ♪ You know I've been Bad from early, your little Headlock can't hurt me ♪
-♪我下手挺髒 ♪ -吉姆 - ♪ I'm fighting dirty ♪ - Jim.
♪吉姆 吉姆 鐵下巴吉姆♪ ♪ Jim, Jim The Iron Chin ♪
♪你知道的 他不好惹♪ ♪ You already know Man can't fuck with him ♪
♪要說打架這種事 ♪ ♪ When it comes to This fighting thing ♪
♪我就用頭撞 撞翻他 ♪♪ Man'll head-butt him Put in the double-leg takedown ♪
為什麼讓我們看這種「動作小視頻」 雷 Why are we watching fight porn, Ray?
因為這「小視頻」是在我的地盤上拍的 Because it's fight porn at one of my farms.
♪我們是小孩子 你是笨蛋嗎 ♪ ♪ We're the Toddlers Are you dumb? ♪
♪我們出身社會底層 我們從小挨餓 ♪ ♪ Just know that we come from The bottom of the slum And we're hungry ♪
♪ 我們就是為了錢 像個收稅人 ♪ ♪ Means we're coming For the crumbs And we're like a tax man ♪
♪我們就是為了你的錢 我們弟兄一大群 ♪ ♪ 'Cause we're coming For your funds, bang, bang You see us in a gang ♪
-教練 -吉姆 把煙滅了 - Coach. - Jim, put that shit out.
-我只是… -吉姆 去辦公室 - I've only just... - Jim, into the office.
本尼 把東西放下 跟吉姆一起進來 Benny, put down that box of scorpions. Follow Jim.
這不是我的主意 教練 It weren't my idea, Coach.
操 Oh, shit.
馬爾 你的鼻子怎麼了 Mal, what the fuck did you do to your nose?
你這周還有場格鬥比賽啊 You have a fight in a week, man.
其實沒有看起來那麼嚴重啦 Looks a lot worse than what it is.
-我保證沒事 -是嗎 - I'm a hundred percent. - Yeah?
兩千點擊量 Two thousand hits!
天哪 Oh, my days!
這燈光簡直狂拽炫酷 I look mad in this. The lighting is banging.
♪乖乖聽話 東西放下 你會付出代價 ♪ ♪ Put it on the net Do you wanna bet? It will do a million a set ♪
♪對 一箱箱的大麻 挺好 別缺斤短兩 ♪ ♪ That's it Boxes of bush All buds, no dust ♪
♪一箱一箱又一箱 我們是小孩 你是笨蛋嗎 ♪ ♪ Boxes and boxes and boxes We're the Toddlers Are you dumb? ♪
♪一箱箱大麻 挺好 別缺斤短兩 ♪ ♪ Boxes of bush All buds, no dust ♪
♪一箱一箱又一箱 我們是孩子 你是笨蛋嗎 ♪ ♪ Boxes and boxes and boxes We're the Toddlers Are you dumb? ♪
注意畫面剪上去點 看起來像是黑幫 Make sure you get the upper cut in. It looks gangsta.
是我想的那樣嗎 Is that what I think it is?
對 這是最好的版本 Yeah, but the best version of it.
你沒把視頻放上網吧 Tell me you didn't put that fight porn online.
視頻火了 教練 點擊率很高 It's white hot, Coach. The hits.
要風靡全球了 It's gone intergalactic.
我在想啥啊 What was I thinking,
怎麼會留你們這幫孩子沒人看管？ leaving you kids alone unsupervised?
撤下視頻 馬上 Take it down. Now!
我不得不說 真是印象深刻啊 I've gotta say, I was impressed.
看他們打架的招式 絕對是練家子 老闆 The way they fought? They're on point, guvnor.
訓練他們的人真有兩把刷子 Whoever trained them knows what he's doing.
謝謝 別再說了 Thank you. That's enough.
-呃 我就是隨口一說 -好吧 那就別說了 - Well, I'm just saying. - Well, quit saying.
好 謝謝你 Okay, thank you.
我剛接受馬修的買斷 No sooner do I entertain Matthew's offer to buy me out
拒絕了西門無淚的提議 and reject Dry Eye's offer
我的一個種植園就遭到襲擊了 does one of my farms get raided.
頭一回 First time ever.
不像是巧合 是嗎 Doesn't feel like a coincidence, does it?
不像 絕逼是有人故意的 It isn't. There's fuckery afoot.
-他們怎麼找到那兒的 -不知道 - How did they find it? - I don't know.
我正在調查 I'm making inquiries.
馬修那邊怎麼辦 What about Matthew?
此事一出 在他支付四億之前 He's gonna need reassuring
需要先給他顆定心丸 before he parts with 400 big ones.
一大堆問題沒有得到解決 雷 So many questions unanswered, Ray.
我是說 誰會如此聰明 能找得到邁克的種植園呢 I mean, who'd be smart enough to find one of Mickey's farms?
當然了 除我以外 Apart from me, of course.
誰又會有這樣做的膽量呢？ And who would be bold enough to make such a move?
尤其是還要錄下來發在網上？ Especially to film it all and then post it all online?
因為那基本上就是在打你的臉 對不對 Because that is really rubbing your face in it, isn't it?
我是來幫忙的 邁克 I'm here to help, Michael.
我是你的朋友 你的盟友 I'm your friend, your ally,
你一年四季隨叫隨到的聖誕老人 your Santa Claus for all seasons,
我希望你知道我的精靈助手們非常具有說服力 And I'd like you to know my team of elves can be very persuasive.
說服力？我為什麼需要有說服力的幫手？ Persuasive? And why would I need persuasive?
呃 我聽說你遇到了一些麻煩 Well, I hear you might have had a little trouble.
因為你曾經對我雪中送炭 Now, you helped me before when my source ran dry,
所以我現在只是在報答你 讓你知道 so I'm just returning the favor and reminding you
我有一些厲害的朋友 I have effectual friends.
精靈？ Elves?
什麼精靈？ Elves?
-就是你剛說的精靈 -我有說嗎？ - Yes. You said elves. - Did I?
嗯 Mm.
我沒遇到什麼麻煩 馬修 一點問題都沒有 No trouble over here, Matthew. No trouble at all.
我們給你帶了禮物 So we brought you a token.
是嗎？ You did?
是什麼？ And what might this be?
是鎮紙 用來壓住我即將給你的那些文件 It's a paperweight to keep down all the paper I'm about to give you.
-它看起來是把手槍啊 -也能當鎮紙用 - Well, it looks like a gun. - And it's a paperweight.
不像我們國家 這東西在英國是違法的 Seeing how in this country, unlike in our homeland, they're illegal.
晚上騎自行車不開車燈也違法 So is riding your bicycle at night without lights.
法律在這裡不過一紙空文 Laws are there as a guideline.
在法國 給豬起名叫拿破侖也違法 In France, it's illegal to call a pig Napoleon,
但我就是叫了 怎樣 來抓我啊 but just try and stop me.
我挺喜歡這份禮物的 你太好了 I quite like it. You're very kind.
-謝謝 -跨洋攜手 合作愉快 - Thank you. - Hands across the sea.
邁克安撫下了那個猶太人 Mickey calmed down the Jew
看起來交易還在繼續 and it seems the deal is still going ahead.
但時運不佳 生意遭打擊 種植園關停 But bad timing, jeopardizing deals, shutting down farms.
如果邁克不把一切清理乾淨 損失將不可估量 It could be an expensive disaster if Mickey doesn't get this cleaned up.
我該感到害怕嗎 Should I be scared?
不用 但不怕一萬 就怕萬一 I don't think so, but I like to err on the side of caution.
什麼意思？ What does that mean?
意思就是我要把生意停了 It means I'm going to have to close shop,
關掉種植園 讓它消失不見 shut this farm down and make it disappear.
過幾天你可能會看到幾輛卡車 You might see a couple of trucks around here
在這附近 然後就沒有別的了 over the next few days, but that's it.
每年少了一百萬英鎊的佣金 Well, I'm not gonna pretend that missing out
我才不會裝作不心疼呢 on a million pounds commission a year isn't going to hurt somewhat.
痛苦會被大家一起分擔的 The pain is being shared.
貨物被偷 同時失去收入 Stolen product, loss of earnings meantime,
還有關停的費用 以及在別處重新開張的花銷 the cost of shutting down, the expense of setting up elsewhere.
說來好笑 但現在已經是最糟糕的時候了 It's funny, really, but it couldn't be worse timing.
怎麼講？ How so?
我... I've...
我剛剛得知我們需要開發一個全新的立足之處 I've just learned we need a whole new roof apparently.
像我剛才說的 我和你一樣不爽 As I say, I'm as upset about this as you are.
-亨利 -邁克 - Henry. - Mickey.
投我以桃 報之以李 The toffs look after Mickey. Now Mickey looks after the toffs.
不過要回報的人著實不少 But there's a lot of toffs to look after.
-亨利 -就算天塌了 - Henry. - And when it rains...
也有我頂著 Let me take care of the roof.
...天塌得稀碎 ...it fucking pours.
現在比起他們 更需要在意的只有一件事 Now, there's only one thing that needs more looking after than a toff,
就是那個小屁孩 and that is a toff's offspring.
於是我們巧妙地回到了大衛哥的故事 Which brings me neatly back to Big Dave's story,
也是我從一開始就坐在這兒 the very reason I'm sitting here sipping whiskey with you
和你喝酒的原因 in the first fucking place.
大衛哥打算這樣扳倒邁克 This is how Big Dave is gonna bring Mickey down,
利用並虐待普萊斯菲爾德王公最疼愛的孩子 by using and abusing Lord Pressfield's much-beloved child.
普萊斯菲爾德的女兒 有名有才的勞拉 她自怨自艾 自暴自棄 Lord Pressfield's daughter, the famous and talented Laura, all self-hate and harm,
對鮑爾·諾爾的暗黑氣質一見傾心 has fallen for this Power Noel's smacked-out dark charm,
我要把他們一網打盡 and I want to lock them,
尤其是那個瘦小邋遢的皮爾森 especially that slimy little jam rag Pearson,
和聲名狼藉的紈褲子弟亂搞 in bed with a skint, discredited toff,
給魯莽的皇室搖滾小青年供毒 and supplying gear to young and reckless rock-star royals,
這些小青年缺乏管教 royals unbridled by distracted parents
因為他們的父母忙著在瑞士滑雪 too busy skiing on the Swiss Alps to notice
蠢到連自己的孩子都不關心 and too fucking stupid to care.
說的真棒 老闆 你很擅長懟人 I like it. You're good at this, boss.
我知道我擅長什麼 哈米 你閉嘴 Yeah, I know what I'm good at, Hammy. Fuck off.
這位又吸毒又暴食 唱歌還得調音的貴族少女 Aristocratic, junkie, bulimic, auto-tuned singing daughter
跟一群吸毒的過氣明星混在一起 shacked up with some smacked-out, once-upon-a-time pop star,
全靠邁克·皮爾森照顧 and all looked after by Mickey Pearson.
我喜歡這個報道 你知道嗎 特別喜歡 I like it. You know, I like it a lot.
我們把她放在溫室裡培養 We wrapped her in cotton wool.
但她是我們的寶貝羅拉 But she was our little Lor-la.
查理那樣叫她 是因為一開始她發不出勞拉的音 Charlie called her that because she couldn't say Laura at first.
我們特別想她 邁克 We miss her terribly, Mickey.
我是一個失敗的父親 I've failed as a parent.
你不能再如此自責了 親愛的 You mustn't keep beating yourself up, dear.
安妮說得對 查理 不要苛責自己 Anne's right, Charles. You mustn't blame yourselves.
勞拉在她極為脆弱的時候 It sounds as though Laura fell in with the wrong crowd
誤入歧途了 at a time when she was particularly vulnerable.
我們還可以做什麼？ What more could we do?
同樣的事情發生在我們很多朋友身上 It's happened to so many of our friends.
這是詛咒 It's a curse.
-你介意我查查這件事嗎？ -你願意幫我們？ - Do you mind if I look into it? - So you'll help us?
我看看我能做什麼吧 Let me see what I can do.
你該給自己弄一個這樣的房子 老大 You should get yourself one of these, boss.
計劃是這樣的 Well, that's the plan.
一切還好嗎 Everything all right?
你還記得他們的女兒嗎 You remember their daughter?
記得 勞拉 是個漂亮姑娘 唱歌好聽 Yeah, Laura. Nice girl. Good voice.
玩朋克的青少年 可惜愛好沒選對 Teeny sort of spunk-funk fuck pop. Shame about the habit.
她失蹤了 她父母請咱們幫忙找人 把她帶回家 She's gone missing. They've asked us to find her, bring her home.
呃呃 Mm-hmm.
有問題嗎？ Is that a problem?
我有預感你會讓我幹這個 老大 Well, I had a feeling you might ask me this, boss,
所以我提前做了點功課 so I did some due diligence.
我知道她在哪兒 而且我不喜歡那個地方 I know where she is and I don't like it.
-咱們最好別摻和這件事 -為什麼 - I'd rather we didn't get involved. - Why not?
她在倫敦南部的政府地產上 She's on a South London council estate.
-所以呢 -超出我們的管轄範圍了 - So? - It's out of our jurisdiction.
有太多不確定的地方 太多我們無法控制的因素 There's too many moving parts, parts that we can't control.
要是她不想回來呢 會很麻煩的 What if she doesn't wanna come? It's gonna get messy.
也許你說的對 但你還是得照我說的做 Well, that may be true, but you're still doing it.
一切聽你吩咐 I accept that.
但你就不能派弗雷澤去嗎 But can't you send Frazier instead?
不 我不能 No, I can't send Frazier instead.
你是我的最佳助手 我想要你去 You're my best man. I want you.
我就是不太喜歡癮君子 It's just that I don't like smackies.
就像討厭水管裡的污垢一樣 It's the filth and the grime and the grub in the tub.
我又沒讓你陪他們共度週末 雷 I'm not asking your OCD to spend the weekend with them, Ray.
權當是助人為樂 Think of it as philanthropy.
來吧 你開車 Come on, you're driving.
真是好心沒好報 No good deed goes unpunished.
你就是這個時候大展風頭的 是不是 雷蒙多 And this is where you have your moment, isn't it, Raymondo?
這個時候你登場了 This is where you step on stage
然後把多米諾骨牌灑得到處都是 and set the dominoes flying every-fucking-where.
什麼意思 Meaning what?
就是說好心沒好報 Meaning no good deed goes unpunished.
咚 咚咚 咚 咚 Knock, knock-knock, knock, knock.
早上好 Buenos dias.
找錯人了 Wrong door.
啊 別關門 Ah, ah, ah.
我叫雷蒙多·史密斯 My name is Raymond Smith.
我能進去一下嗎？ Can I step inside for a moment, please?
有何貴幹 長官 How can I help you, Officer?
我不是警察 我只需要佔用你一點點時間 I'm not the police. No, I just need a moment of your time.
是關於勞拉·普萊斯菲爾德的事 It's about Laura Pressfield.
我不認識她 I don't know anyone of that name.
如果我能進去待一會兒 It would be much easier for all parties concerned
大家聊起來都會輕鬆些 if I could just step inside for a moment.
不行 滾開 No, fuck off.
天吶 Jeez.
車夠帶勁啊 老哥 That's a nice whip, bruv.
殺手引擎 就是輪轂不太好 可惜了 Killer motor. It's a shame about them rims, though.
是啊 鑰匙借我們吧 Yeah, lend us the keys.
這車該鍍點鉻 Put some chrome twenty-twos on that.
嘿 我哥們有很多漂亮姑娘和拽炸天的牛仔褲 Hey, my man's got the Dessies and the bootcuts, you know.
但是這麼酷的車他肯定沒見過 Deffo linking a jessie.
什麼鬼？ What the fuck?
-你們要幹嘛？ -淡定淡定 - What are you doing here? - Now, now, now.
-滾出去 -淡定 都淡定 - Get the fuck out. - Now, now, now.
待在原地 孩子們 As you was, boys and girls.
坐下 Sit down.
謝謝 Thank you.
我們能來點兒新鮮空氣麼？ Shall we have a little bit of fresh air?
布朗 你這些朋友是什麼人 Who the fuck are your mates, Brown?
別激動 年輕人 我們一會兒就離開 No need to get excited, young man. We will be gone in a few moments.
不不不 我不會讓你們待那麼久的 現在就滾 No, no, no, you'll be gone before then. Get the fuck out now.
別逼我狗急跳牆 立馬滾蛋 I can be dangerous if I want to be. Get the fuck out now.
坐下 鮑爾 別再給自己找麻煩了 Sit down, Power, before you get yourself into more trouble.
你怎麼知道我的名字？ 他怎麼知道我叫什麼？ How d'you know my name? How the fuck does he know my name?
你們的名字 我都知道 I know all your names.
除了那個怪胎 Apart from that little anomaly.
我知道你在哪兒上學 I know where you went to school.
我知道你爸媽是誰 I know who your parents are.
我還知道你會為了一包5磅的毒品給別人口 And I know you'll suck a cock for a five-pound bag.
現在坐下 Now sit.
先跟你們說清楚 我為一個人工作 Just so we're clear, I work for a man,
非常厲害的人 a powerful man.
邁克·皮爾森 Michael Pearson.
答對加十分 勞拉 Ten points to you, Laura.
誰是邁克·皮爾森 Who's Michael Pearson?
她爸的朋友 管著倫敦的大麻市場 Friend of her father's. Runs London's puff game.
濫交十足的人 A big dick swinger.
你叫什麼 年輕人 What is your name, young man?
-阿斯蘭 -你從哪兒來 阿斯蘭？ - Aslan. - And where are you from, Aslan?
聽起來你不像是本地人 You don't sound like one of the natives.
迪士尼樂園 Disneyland.
聽起來不錯 Sounds about right.
不過 你說對了 他的確是個濫交的人 Well, you are correct. He is a big dick swinger.
但我不希望他聽到你這麼說 But I wouldn't want him to hear you say that.
我們走了後 你最好忘記 他為謀生做的事兒 It's best you forget what he apparently does for a living after we depart.
聽著 勞拉 你爸叫我們把你帶回家 Now, Laura, your father's asked us to bring you home.
她哪兒也不會去 She's not going anywhere.
你介意我坐下嗎 Do you mind if I sit?
介意 Yes.
我不像美國人和新式吸法那樣混搭 I don't build a joint like the Americans and the new school...
什麼捆綁注射 鼻吸 口服 都是垃圾 back-strapping, jockstrapping, coke-wrapping, and all that bollocks.
我喜歡傳統的煙-麻參半吸 I like a good old-fashioned 50-50 mix, me.
我們以前就這個吸法 That's how we used to play.
但有一件事 我真搞不懂 If there's one thing I will never understand,
你們為啥對海洛因上癮 it's why you lot get addicted to heroin.
如果有一種毒品 你們不該碰 那就是海洛因 If there's one drug you should not chase, it is the dirty dragon.
你試沒試過 邦尼 Did you ever give it a spin, Bunny?
沒有 雷 我連煙都不抽 No, not me, Ray. I don't even puff anymore.
當然啦 邦尼喜歡健身 你們應該能看出來 Of course not. Bunny likes the gym. You can probably see that.
-這幾天你在練什麼 -三槓鈴片舉重 - What are you benching these days? - Three wheels a side.
你呢 布朗？ What about you, Brown?
我什麼？ 我能舉什麼嗎 What about me? What could I lift?
你連個奶酪圈都舉不起來 你個賤貨 You couldn't lift a wheel of cheese, you cunt.
現在... Now...
如果你們想學壞 if you wanna be naughty,
那就抽根煙 吸點毒 喝杯酒 what happened to a little smoke and a poke and a glass of wine,
再來個巴瑞·懷特 浴缸周圍點上蠟燭 some Barry White, candles around the bath
然後把你的手指插進你的妞兒身體裡 and put your finger in the missus?
誰是巴瑞·懷特 Who's Barry White?
大個兒黑傢伙 Big black geezer.
聲音性感 Sexy voice.
我...我糊塗了 I'm... I'm lost.
我是和巴瑞·懷特一起泡澡 然後他把手指伸進我的妞？ Am I in the bath with Barry White's finger in my missus?
安靜點兒 布朗 你已經糊塗很久了 Be quiet, Brown. You were lost long before Barry White walked in.
如果你們有煩惱 If you lot are unhappy,
你們可以把心事說給朋友聽 you should share your thoughts with your friends.
向好朋友傾訴 找個好方法解決 Nice friends. Talk it out, find a positive solution.
但是你們沒有 你們所有人選擇墮落 But, no, all you lot choose squalor.
沉溺罪責 無法自拔 Drowning in your liberal white guilt.
對不起 我有什麼罪？ Sorry, what am I guilty of?
當賤貨 布朗 Being a cunt, Brown.
當賤貨 Being a cunt.
算了 我不是你們的心理醫生 Anyway, I'm not your shrink.
我只是想傳播一下人與人之間的正能量 I'm just trying to radiate some positive vibes man to man.
我是說 這種吸毒聚會最初目的就是如此 I mean, that's what this puff game used to be all about.
無論任何.. Anyway...
再說回你 勞拉 back to you, Laura,
這垃圾王國的皇后 queen in this here kingdom of shit.
荊棘叢中獨秀一隻 A single rose in a cauldron of thorns.
你準備好回去了嗎 Are you ready to turn the corner?
拉開窗簾 見見光？ Open the curtains and let the light in?
為了你父母 做點兒不可能的事兒 Do your mum and dad a favor and try the impossible,
讓自己高興起來 make yourself happy.
好吧 All right.
真好 就這麼愉快地決定啦 Fucking hell. That was easy.
好了 棒呆 All right, fantastic.
這樣的話 邦尼 Well, in that case, Bunny,
請你幫勞拉拿一下東西 可以嗎 will you help Laura with her things, please?
來了 Incoming.
不用 邦尼 我沒什麼東西 It's all right, Bunny. I don't really have anything.
反正這兒也糟透了 It's a shithole anyway.
別走 拜託 等一下 Don『t go. Please, wait!
坐下 Sit down!
再碰我一下 我就把你胳膊砍下來 Touch me again, I'll cut your fucking arm off.
沒事 邦尼 你們繼續走 It's all right, Bunny. Keep going.
我不會容忍被一個吸毒的垃圾碰 I just will not be manhandled by a junkie cunt.
戴夫 讓這些孩子在學校多留一會兒 Dave, keep the kids in school for one minute.
這大哥可能想買大麻 My man probably wants to buy weed.
要什麼 老闆 搖頭丸？ 還是迷幻劑？ What, da Loud Pack, boss? Or the Purple Haze then.
這大哥剛掏出一疊錢來 兄弟 My man just pulled out a donkey choker, bruv.
留著你的毒品吧 Keep your puff.
給自己買本書 給自己買包糖 Buy yourself a sticky book and a packet of sweets.
全給咱啦 All-in!
淡定 別動 Now, now, now.
你個王八蛋 You cunt.
你大爺 Fuck you!
嘿 手錶真別緻啊 哥們兒 Hey, that is a naughty kettle, bruv.
嘿 現在什麼時候啦 狼先生？ Hey, what's the time, Mr. Wolf?
是你們滾蛋的時候了 崽子們 It's time for you to fuck off, lads.
揍他 布朗 Fucking hit him, Brown!
啊 他送你把槍 Ah. He's bought you a gun.
這禮物真不錯 That's a nice little gift.
一個小盒子換來五年牢獄之災 Five years in prison all in one little box.
噢 但那可不是槍 親愛的 那是個鎮紙 Oh, but that's not a gun, dear. That's a paperweight.
當然它是 還帶著六枚小子彈 Course it is, along with a family of six baby bullets.
估計我們得把它扔了 Guess we'll have to get rid of that.
-嗨 雷 -你好 羅莎琳德 - Hello, Ray. - Rosalind.
抱歉打斷你們 Sorry for the interruption.
怎麼了 雷？ What do you need, Ray?
勞拉·普萊斯菲爾德安全回家了 Laura Pressfield has been returned home safely.
很好 Good.
出什麼事了 What else?
她的一個同伴發生了意外 One of her associates had an accident.
-該死 -他從窗戶掉下去了 老大 - Shit. - He fell out of a window, boss.
現在什麼時候啦 狼先生？ What's the time, Mr. Wolf?
是你們滾蛋的時候了 崽子們 It's time for you to fuck off, lads.
臥槽 Oh, shit.
聽起來像是一個嚴重的意外 Sounds like quite an extreme accident.
沒錯 不過人已經死了 Yeah, it was more like a death, really.
-臥槽 -自拍啊 兄弟 - Oh, shit. - Selfie, bruv!
所以你殺人了？ So you killed someone?
不 是重力殺了他 No. It was the gravity that killed him.
-他是誰 -阿斯蘭 - Who was he? - Aslan.
一俄國孩子 胳膊上還有標誌 Some Russian kid with tracks on his arms.
俄國小孩？ 聽起來不太妙 Russian kid? That doesn't sound good.
有人看到你了嗎？ Anyone see you?
來個自拍？ 自拍麼 兄弟？ Little selfie? Selfie, bruv?
該死 Shit.
沒留下痕跡 我們處理乾淨了 Nothing was recorded. We left it clean.
-屍體呢？ -我處理了 - The body? - I've dealt with that.
-這可不太理想 -的確不是 - This is not ideal. - It is not.
你可不能被這些癮君子的外表騙了 You can't be fooled by how those junkies dress.
-他們上著貴族學校 -阿斯蘭 - They went to schools, expensive schools. - Aslan.
他們父母都很有錢 Their parents have money, lots of money.
有錢人都不好處理 And money can be a problem.
靠 Shit.
我打賭你肯定沒告訴邁克發生了什麼 I bet you told Mickey nothing about what happened.
你這是在釣魚 弗萊徹 因為你也不知道 You're fishing, Fletcher, because you've got no idea.
你說得對 我是在釣魚 You're right, I am fishing.
看看這個 我的魚餌在我的小袋子裡 Look at this. I'm fishing in my little baggie.
我發現了什麼 And what have I found?
哦 Oh.
謝謝 或者我應該說.. Thank you. Or should I say...
謝謝（俄語） spasibo?
那個年輕人在幹什麼 What's that young man doing?
他趴在地板上找東西嗎 Is he looking for something on the floor?
弗雷澤 Frazier.
夥計們 我們得搞到那些手機 Lads, we're gonna need those phones.
嘿 快跑快跑 兄弟們快跑 Hey, run. Move, bruv. Move.
邦尼 抓住他 把這裡弄乾淨 Bunny, get him. Fucking clean that up.
-來啊 來抓我 白癡 -小賤人 - Come on then, catch me, dickhead. - Little cunt.
蠢貨 Wanker!
你現在有什麼想說的 哈 我現在有後援了 What you saying now, fam? Huh? Now I've got backup.
你連手機備份都不會 你這個賤人 You couldn't back up a phone, you cunt.
兄弟們 這傢伙想搶我的手機 Bruv, this guy's trying to take my phone.
-他媽的幹掉他 -退後 - Fucking do him. - Back the fuck up!
你打算怎麼解決這件事 夥計 How you gonna talk your way out of this one, mate?
放鬆 夥計們 Easy, lads.
我相信你們都是黑幫成員 I'm sure you're all roadmen, gangsters,
毛頭小子 反正不是好人 proper naughty boys and all that bollocks.
但我前來並無敵意 But I come in peace.
我不是想偷他的手機 而是想買下來 I'm not trying to steal it. I'm trying to buy it.
用大價錢 正大光明的錢 For good money. Honest money.
是嗎 買這個手機？ Yeah? What, this phone?
-多少錢 -一整袋 - How much? - A full bag.
然後我就會消失在黎明的黑暗裡 Then I'll be gone, like the darkness at dawn.
你把錢袋給留給我們 然後走人 怎麼樣 How about you give us that bag and be gone anyway?
別胡鬧了 賤人 Stop fucking around, cunt.
把手機給我 把錢拿走 Give me the phone and take the money.
你放下那該死的錢 然後滾蛋 Drop the fucking money and run, boy.
好吧 Right.
-操 -快跑 快跑 快跑 - Fuck! - Move, move, move!
現在.. Now...
把電話放在地上 put the phone on the ground.
噠噠噠噠噠噠 Ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta.
-該死的混蛋 -你在幹什麼 戴夫 - Fucking prick. - What are you doing, Dave?
-手機肯定在他身上 -我正在拿 給我點時間 操 - It's on him somewhere. - I'm trying. Just give me a second. Fuck.
雷？ Ray?
我能借用下衛生間嗎 只是尿尿 Can I use your toilet? Just a pee-pee?
弗萊徹 進去要脫鞋 Fletcher, shoes off inside.
把鞋放在門邊 Leave them by the door.
好的 媽媽 Yes, Mommy.
快點 兄弟 你的速度呢 Come on, bruv. Where's your pace, brother?
你可以更快點 You can do better than that.
蠢貨 Wanker.
趕緊 邦尼 別胡鬧了 Come on, Bunny, stop fucking about.
看你冒的汗 兄弟 Look at you sweat, bruv.
抓不到 抓不到 抓不到 Nearly there. Nearly there. Nearly there.
把腿抬起來 快點 兄弟 Lift those legs up. Come on, bro.
你今天應該穿跑鞋的 兄弟 You should have brought your running shoes today, bro.
參加奧運會的選拔 是嗎 Trying out for the Olympics, are we?
你就是飛人博爾特 快點 博爾特 It's fucking Usain Bolt. Come on, Usain.
手機 Phone.
不好意思 Sorry about that.
我現在可以回家了嗎 Can I go home now?
當然可以 親愛的 當然可以 Course you can, darling. Course you can.
有什麼問題嗎 雷 Is there a problem here, Ray?
我不知道 I don't know.
有什麼問題嗎 弗萊徹？ Is there a problem here, Fletcher?
我認為沒有任何問題 I see no problem at all.
我忘記洗手了 I forgot to wash my hands.
下次先打個電話 Next time call first.
對不起 老兄 Sorry, guv.
你真的沒聽到一點風聲？ And you haven't heard a whisper?
這麼多大麻丟了 怎麼會沒人知道呢？ How can so much bush go missing and nobody know nothing?
啊 真的一點風聲都沒有 教練 Ah, I've heard nothing, Coach, honestly.
街上一片祥和 但是你知道嗎？ Nothing on the street. But you know what?
有個叫邁克 · 皮爾森的老頭 There is this geezer called Mickey Pearson.
-邁克·皮爾森是誰 -啊 你認識他 - Who the fuck is Mickey Pearson? - Ah, you know him.
他在做大麻生意 是個不好惹的混蛋 He runs the bush game. He's a horrible cunt.
他是老虎屁股摸不得 You don't wanna step on his toes.
不過你的人不可能接近他 But there's no way your lads jimmied their way into his car,
所以不用太擔心這個 so I wouldn't concern yourself with that.
好吧 你知道在哪裡可以找到我 查沙 All right, you know where to find me, Chasa.
警覺一點 Keep your ear to the ground.
金時 你上台 Primetime, in you get.
厄尼 Ernie.
你知道那個中國人的名字嗎 Did you get that Chinese fella's name?
-襙哥 -什麼 - Phuc. - What?
襙哥 就是把「操」字改成「」字旁 Phuc, like "fuck" with a "Ph."
別跟我耍花招 厄尼 他住哪兒 Don't get street with me, Ernie. Where does he live?
-克羅伊登的豪華地段 -別跳了 - Posh part of Croydon. - Drop the rope.
克羅伊登沒有豪華的地方 There is no posh part of Croydon.
-相對繁華的地方 -喂 厄尼 你在幹什麼 - It's comparative, innit? - Oi, Ernie, what are you doing?
你為什麼不訓練 你這黑賤貨 Why aren't you training, you black cunt?
害我一個人訓練 I'm on my own here.
他剛才是不是叫我黑賤貨？ Did he just call me a black cunt?
-是的 -他不能這麼做 這是種族歧視 - Yes, he did. - He can't do that. That's racist.
但是 你是個黑人 也是個賤貨 厄尼 這都是事實 But, you are black and you are a cunt, Ernie. Those are the facts.
我認為金時並不在乎你是什麼種族 I don't think Primetime cares what race you run in.
我是黑人並不代表我就是賤貨 The fact that I'm black has nothing to do with the fact I'm a cunt.
他沒說黑人是賤貨 厄尼 He didn't say black people were cunts, Ernie.
他只是針對你一個 和其他人沒關係 He was being specific to you. One has nothing to do with the other.
如果我沒弄錯的話 我會更進一步地說 And I'd go a step further, if I'm not mistaken,
這僅僅是一個熟人間的感情術語 and say it was a term of familiar affection.
金時是吉普賽人 但我不會叫他吉普賽賤貨 Primetime's a Gypsy. I wouldn't call him a pikey cunt.
為什麼不呢 他可能非常善解人意 Why not? He might be very understanding.
當然 前提是說這話是出於好意 Only if it comes from a place of love, of course.
現在 回到眼前的問題上來 Now, back to the issue at hand.
我需要那個中國老頭的地址 好嗎 I need that Chinese geezer's address, okay?
明早你就能得到 教練 You'll have it by the morning, Coach.
-好孩子 -還有 教練.. - Good lad. - And, Coach...
-什麼 -我有好消息 - What? - I've got some good news.
-什麼 -我知道我們拿了誰的大麻 - What? - I found out whose weed we took.
你現在才告訴我 And now you fucking tell me!
我說停了嗎 Did I say stop?
厄尼 現在可不是 Ernie, this is not the fucking time
私藏秘密的時候 to keep your cards close to your chest.
別告訴我他叫邁克·皮爾森 Just tell me his name isn't Mickey Pearson.
呀 教練 你也是吉普賽人嗎 Blimey, Coach, are you a Gypsy too?
你也會看茶葉和水晶球占卜？ You been reading tea leaves, got a crystal ball?
這可不是什麼好消息 厄尼 That is not good news, Ernie.
面對暴力和沉重的債務 邁克·皮爾森是一個雪上加霜的消息 Mickey Pearson is terrible news in the face of a violent and expensive debt.
我是來見你老闆的 I'm here to see your boss.
有話就說吧 Feel free to talk.
我猜你是這次行動的軍師 I gather you're the consigliere of the outfit that
我的孩子們竟然蠢得去搞你 that my boys were stupid enough to fuck around with.
關於這一點 我想代表他們真誠向你道歉 On that note, I'd like to extend my apologies on their behalf.
我的孩子們 年輕不懂事 My boys, they're naive,
他們生活很艱辛 剛剛才開始好轉 they've had hard lives and they're just starting to come good,
但他們是我的兄弟 我有責任 but they're my lads, my responsibility,
所以我應該為他們的行為負責 so it's me that should be accountable for their actions.
我能把貨還給你 但我償還不了他們給你帶來的不便 Now, I can return your goods, but I can't return the inconvenience
浪費的時間以及造成的困擾 the time, the fucking headache.
所以我獻上我的忠誠 我的承諾 我的時間 And so I offer you my loyalty, my word, my time,
直到還清這筆債 until that debt is settled.
我會賠罪 但請放過我的孩子們 I'll make amends, but just leave me lads alone.
首先我要知道你的人是怎麼得到 First of all, I'm gonna need to know how your lads got the information
我們種植基地的位置信息的 about where our farm was sited,
因為這不是誰都能知道的 'cause that's not common knowledge.
說清了這個問題 我們就可以好好交談了 Once we've overcome that little challenge, then we can talk.
這一點我早有準備 Well, I can do better than that.
他叫襙哥 不過是「」字旁的 所以聽起來就是「操」 His name is Phuc, but it's spelled with a "Ph," so it sounds like "fu-uck."
就是襙哥？ So it's Phu-uc?
什麼 聽起來是差不多的 What? Yeah, something like that.
反正就是他告訴我們種植園的位置 你認識他嗎 Anyway, he's the kid that gave us the skunk farm job. Do you know him?
是啊 我們以前見過 是吧 襙…襙哥？ Yeah, we've met before, haven't we, Phu-uc... Phuc?
就是那個 襙哥 That's the one. Phu-uc?
-襙哥 -襙哥 - Phuc. - Phuc.
好吧 All right.
別做傻事 好嗎 孩子？ Don't do anything stupid, now, son, right?
你怎麼知道地點的 How did you know the location?
我需要呼吸器 I need my inhaler.
好的 馬上 Yeah, in a minute.
你先告訴我 你是怎麼知道我們種植園位置的 I need you to tell me how you knew the location of our farm.
我已經跟蹤你好幾個月了 西門無淚得到了地址 I've been trailing you for months. Dry Eye was given the address.
我不能呼吸了 快給我呼吸器 求你了 I can't breathe! I need it, please.
好了 襙哥 冷靜點 All right, Phuc. Calm the fu-uck down.
好了 穩住 看在上帝的份上 Right, here, steady yourself. For fuck's sake.
把他解開吧 Sort him out.
好吧 All right.
這裡 這裡 看著我 Here, here, look at me.
-你還好嗎 -是的 - You all right? - Yeah.
-你的呼吸器在哪 -在那 - Where's your inhaler? - There.
好了 來 吸一口 Right, here, take a blim.
好孩子 乖孩子 現在沒事了吧 Now, good boy. There you go, son. You all right?
操 Fuck!
不 停下 不要 No, stop, don't!
他媽的 雷 你不如去投資降落傘 Fuck's sake, Ray. You need to invest in some parachutes.
看起來你挺需要這玩意 There's a pattern emerging here.
對不起 老大 I'm sorry, boss.
所以這個跳下去的男孩是誰 And who's this jumping Phuc boy, anyway?
-是西門無淚的小弟 -你指喬治老大的人 - It's Dry Eye's man. - You mean Lord George's man.
可能就是西門無淚干的 他最近越來越囂張了 It could just be Dry Eye's doing. He's been getting bold lately.
是 好吧 但他們仍然是喬治老大的手下 Yeah. Well, they still all work for Lord George.
這事我會親自去處理的 I'm gonna take care of this one myself.
喬治老大 Lord George.
皮爾森先生 Mr. Pearson.
所以我欠了你什麼 And to what do I owe?
你在看什麼 What you watching?
我在看電視 I'm watching the telly.
看電視上的什麼 What you watching on the telly?
賽馬 I'm watching the horse racing.
香港的實時轉播 Live satellite from Hong Kong.
我唯一的惡習 My only vice.
然而 這不是真話 對吧 Well, that's not strictly true, is it?
什麼意思 Meaning?
因為我所認為的惡習 Meaning I've always taken vice to be the definition
是那些犯罪活動或者邪惡行為 of any criminal activity or wicked behavior
包括賣淫 色情 吸毒 involving prostitution, pornography or drugs,
所以 不... so, no...
看賽馬絕不是你唯一的惡習 老大 racing is definitely not your only vice, your lordship.
我寧可說你是所有惡習的策劃者 I'd say you're eyebrows deep in every vice known to man.
-有一點差別 -有啥差別 - There is a difference. - Being?
我只是個推手 不參與任何你提到的惡習 I facilitate. I don't participate in any of the aforementioned vices.
那麼喝茶呢？ What about tea?
喝茶怎麼了 What about tea?
好吧 喝茶同樣也是一種惡習 Well, that too is a vice.
咖啡因也是種毒品 你不知道嗎 Caffeine is a drug, don't you know?
所以你就是來找我討論茶的嗎 So is that what you're here to talk to me about? Tea?
可人的瑪麗簡（漫威人物）是我的惡習 如你所知 Sweet Mary Jane is my vice of choice, as you well know.
當然 我沉迷於賣毒賺錢 而非用毒享受 Of course, I'm addicted to selling it, not consuming it.
我特別選擇了大麻生意 I specifically chose to deal in marijuana.
當然 我知道你選擇的 Sure, I could see there was more to be made
加工海洛因 弄白粉的生意掙得錢更多 in shifting the white or the brown powder, as you so chose,
但是我賣的大麻吸不死人啊 but, you see, my jam, it doesn't kill anyone,
我就喜歡這一點 and I like that.
而你的毒品... While your poison...
永遠都是世人的罪惡之源 is and always has been a destroyer of worlds.
你說你只是個推手 但其實你就是幕後主謀 So, yes, your facilitation is most definitely participation.
但我今天來不是為了宣傳社會主義核心價值觀的 But I'm not here to give you a sermon on situational ethics.
所以你他媽來幹嘛 So why the fuck are you here?
你在向我宣戰 喬治 You're starting a war with me, George,
我本想大事化小 不跟你一般見識 and I'm trying to moonwalk with elegance here,
但這太他媽難了 but I'm finding it very fucking difficult.
勞拉! Laura!
我沒攪合過你的大麻生意 I don't fuck around with puff.
你派你的手下西門無淚到我的地盤 You send your man Dry Eye around my place
想看看能不能花點小錢就收了我的生意 to see if he can buy my business for a few beans.
勞拉! Laura!
你還以為能瞞得了我? You didn't think I'd find out?
都跟蹤我幾個月了? Having me followed for months?
沒錯 你越線了 Yeah. You crossed the line,
所以你要為此付出代價 and that comes with a price.
你毀了我的一個據點 You raided one of my locations.
你懂規矩的 喬治 You know the rules, George.
你他媽到底在想什麼 What the fuck were you thinking?
你毀了我的一個據點 You raided one of my locations.
你他媽想幹什麼 What the fuck were you thinking?
你他媽到底想幹什麼 喬治 What the fuck were you thinking, George?
你要是敢私下搞我 Should you try and undermine me,
或者威脅我的地位 or should you attempt to threaten my position again,
就別怪我不客氣了 I will be forced to accept your call to arms.
聽明白了嗎 Do you understand?
很好 Good.
我看你臉色不太好 Now, I can see you're feeling somewhat under the weather.
那是因為我在你的茶裡 That's because I spiked your tea
加了點叫志賀氏的寄生蟲 with a nasty little parasitic genus called shigella.
要是沒人管 你不到天黑就會脫水而死 Left unattended, you will shit yourself to death before the sun doth set.
我建議你吃兩塊泡騰片 I suggest taking two of these fizzy biscuits.
一兩個小時後你就沒事兒了 You'll be fine in an hour or two,
這段時間 好好反思下自己的行為 long enough to consider your past indiscretions.
另外 喬治 既然我能把手伸到你的廚房 And, George, if I can get to you in your own kitchen...
你就逃不出我的手掌心 I can get to you anywhere.
-是你幹的? -什麼 - Did you do it? - Do what?
你砸了邁克·皮爾森的場子？ Did you raid Mickey Pearson's farm?
-我沒有啊 -所以你意思是襙哥背著你幹的 - No. - So you're telling me that Phuc did this behind your back.
好吧 應該這麼說 他是偷偷摸摸干的 Well, let's just say this. He didn't do it in front of it.
沒經過我的允許 He did it without my blessing.
但你確實背著我搞小動作了 But you did go behind my back
還想買他的生意 and offer to buy his business.
是的 我做了 Yeah. Yeah, I did.
現在換我警告你 Now, let me warn you the way you warn me.
長江後浪推前浪 一浪更比一浪狂 There comes a point where the young succeed the old.
別把我逼急了 Don't push me.
有些問題 我一直沒想通 There are some things I don't know about.
就是西門無淚和喬治老大之間的恩怨 Something between Dry Eye and Lord George.
現在的情況是 有人殺了喬治老大 Now, whatever it was, someone killed Lord George.
有人說兇手不是你 就是邁克 Anyone else might think that was you or Mickey.
來繼續講我們的小故事吧? Shall we continue with our little story?
激起你的興趣了嗎 雷蒙多 Does that arouse your interest, Raymond?
其實馬修認識西門無淚 So Matthew knows Dry Eye.
-那又怎樣 -是啊 他倆認識本來也沒什麼 - So what? - Well, yes, I agree.
也許他們見面 Perhaps they were just meeting up
就為了商量去馬爾代夫度假 to talk about holidaying in the Maldives
或者討論英國脫歐的後果 or the long-term implications of leaving the EU.
但我拍了視頻 通過唇語 翻出了他們的對話內容 But I filmed it, had it lip-read, translated and transcribed.
很像1974年的經典電影《對話》 Rather like the classic 1974 film The Conversation,
由基恩·哈克曼和約翰·卡扎爾主演 starring Gene Hackman and John Cazale.
你知道嗎 科波拉拍《教父》續集時 同期還拍了這個片子 You know, Coppola slipped that one out between the Godfathers.
說實在的 這電影我不喜歡 有點兒悶 It wasn't really for me. It's a bit boring, to be honest.
我得承認 馬修這個人 確實有兩下子 Now, can I just say, that Matthew, he's quite something, isn't he?
他可不是一般的美國人 He's not your average American.
他是個國際通 甚至還能說點粵語 He's a Mr. International. Even speaks a bit of Cantonese.
坐過來 你演西門無淚 我演馬修 Come here. You play Dry Eye and I shall be Matthew.
來嘛 Come on.
好吧 All right.
一定要對上口型 好吧 Try and get it in time with his lips, all right?
-好的 好的 -準備好了？ - Yeah, yeah. - Ready?
攝像機準備 開始 Roll camera. Action.
出了點意外 喬治老大 ... There was an incident. Lord George...
你他媽演的什麼玩意兒 雷蒙多 Fuck's sake, Raymond.
呃 演得有點僵 It's a bit fucking wooden.
要進入角色 懂嘛 要情緒飽滿 Put something into it, you know, a bit of welly.
開始 And action.
出了點意外 There was an incident.
喬治老大沒能挺過來 Lord George didn't come through it.
沒挺過來? Didn't come through it?
你真不該招惹章魚 The last thing you need to do is attract any octopus.
章魚？ Octopus?
什麼鬼 原話一定不是這麼說的 What does that mean? It's not a very good translation.
不 這就是原話 No, there's nothing wrong with the translation.
馬修說得不利索 因為說得是粵語啦 Matthew's not that fluent. And it's Cantonese.
跟著讀吧 把缺的部分補上就行了 Just go with it and fill in the blanks.
好 開始 And action.
全都怪邁克 都是他 It's all on Michael. He's to blame.
真是下了一步臭棋啊 That is not a smart move.
是好是壞我看得出來 不用你說 Don't tell me what a smart move is.
你說什麼 I beg for your pardon.
好話不說二遍 You heard me perfectly well.
邁克這麼做只會後患無窮 There will be repercussions for Michael's actions.
你認為現在都聽你的? You think you're running things, do you?
別在太歲頭上動土 Don't stroke my mouse hair.
-「太歲頭上」 什麼意思 -呃 我覺得他想說別攪黃了我的生意 - What does "mouse hair" mean? - Yeah, I think what he means is don't jeopardize my deal,
這話說的確實有點繞 but I admit that one's a bit of a googly.
之後就沒跟上馬修的話 Then Matthew loses it a bit
整個意思就全亂了 and his translation goes completely out of the window.
又說了什麼春天啊 毛衣啊 Something about springtime and sweaters.
我覺得他想說他很煩 I think what he means is he's upset.
然後西門無淚又說了些什麼 And then Dry Eye says something,
不過有個王八蛋擋住了我 but some cunt moved in front of me,
所以我也不知道他說了啥 so I didn't get that either.
你粵語說得真爛 Your Cantonese is dog shit,
我還是說英語吧 so I'm gonna say this in English
就說一遍 and I'm gonna say it once,
魯本斯坦 聽好了 so listen to me, Rubenstein.
接下來這麼玩 This is how it's gonna play out.
你別插手了... You're gonna back the fuck off...
我來接手一切 and I'm gonna take it all.
並且你要尊重我 And you will pay me my respect.
就這些了 我就拍到這些 And there you have it. That's all I've got.
抱歉 我們殺青了 Sorry. Show's over.
我想已經很清楚了 But I think it's quite clear
他倆絕不是普通麻將牌友那麼簡單 對吧？ that they're not just mah-jongg partners, are they?
沒錯吧？ Mm?
還有些情節對不上 弗萊徹 Not all of that was clear, Fletcher.
據你所說 I mean, according to you,
我們都知道馬修要買斷邁克的生意 we already know Matthew wants to buy Michael out.
-這不是什麼新鮮事啊? -哦 別擔心 親愛的 - So why is that news? - Oh, don't you worry, my darling.
馬上就說到新鮮部分 We are gonna come to the news.
我馬上就要說到高潮部分 I'm approaching my climax.
西門無淚 Dry Eye.
我相信你會讓邁克·皮爾森付出代價的 I trust you will make Michael Pearson pay for this.
你現在是龍頭大哥了 You are the dragon head now.
把位子坐穩了 Solidify your position.
我會的 前輩 It will be done, Uncle.
終於西門無淚如願當上了老大 我說得沒錯吧 雷蒙多? So Dry Eye got the upgrade he was after, didn't he, Raymond?
那麼新官上任三把火 The question is, what was he gonna do with it
他接下來會幹什麼呢 now that he's Billy Big Bollocks?
等我十分鐘 雷 Give me ten minutes, Ray.
好的 老大 Boss.
喂 羅莎 Hello, Ros.
今晚約會吧 It's date night tonight,
晚上九點 就我們倆 河畔餐廳 9:00 p.m., you and I, River Cafe.
晚上九點嗎 好的 Nine o'clock? I'll be there.
我們打烊了 We're closed.
掛掉電話 Hang up.
不 No.
給老子掛電話 Hang the fucking phone up.
你在和誰說話 Who's there?
羅莎 誰在那兒 Ros, who's there?
西門無淚 有何貴幹？ What you doing here, Dry Eye?
劇情越來越刺激了 不是嗎？ It's warming up now, isn't it?
在這個節骨眼上 我猜你甚至還不知道 At this point, I'm guessing that you didn't even know
喬治老大已經死了 that Lord George was dead yet,
更不知道西門無淚想幹什麼了 let alone what Dry Eye was up to.
你好 西門無淚 你想幹什麼 Hello, Dry Eye. What do you want?
吃糖嗎 Fancy a boiled sweet?
-不 -愛吃不吃 - No. - Suit yourself.
這他媽誰啊？ Who the fuck was he?
我不太清楚後來發生了什麼 I'm not exactly sure what happened next,
因為你們倆竟然大難不死 because you two managed to give me the slip.
羅莎琳德在他們手上 通知羅傑 They got Rosalind. Call Roger.
哦 太棒啦 再來一瓶 Oh, goody. Another bottle.
等下 當時你也在？ Hold on. You were there?
我當然在啊 Yeah. Of course I was there.
他沒接電話 你應該把安全帶繫上 He's not picking up. Maybe you should put your seat belt on.
好吧 我來給羅莎琳德打電話 我來給你系安全帶 Yeah, let me call Rosalind. Let me do it.
我在打了 你看著路 I got it. Just watch the road.
羅莎琳德 別害怕 Now, Rosalind, don't be alarmed,
但你得跟我走 but you're gonna come with me
直到我和你丈夫的恩怨全部了結 until I can resolve all these issues with your husband.
我哪兒也不去 I'm not going anywhere.
電話通了 但她一直沒接 She's not picking up. It's just ringing.
-該死 -能稍微開慢點嘛 - Fuck. - We could just slow down a little bit.
我勒個去! Fuck!
你知道會發生什麼 You know how it works.
你是自己乖乖跟我走 還是讓托尼帶你走 You either come with me or Tony here is gonna make you come with me.
這是我的辦公室 我的地盤 You're in my office under my roof.
還輪不到你來發號施令 It's not your position for Tony to do anything
都給我從哪來 回哪去 other than to fuck off back from whence he came.
托尼 Tony.
那什麼玩意兒？鎮紙嗎？ What's that? Is that a paperweight?
還真讓你說對了 事實上任何有重量的東西都可以做鎮紙 Funny you should say that. Turns out anything with weight can be a paperweight.
-你拿它能幹什麼？ -這就取決於你了 - What are you gonna do with it? - Well, that's up to you, isn't it?
要麼照我說的做 打哪兒來回哪兒去 Either you do as I tell you to and use the door,
要麼我就沖肥托尼的眉心開上一槍 or I'm gonna shoot fat Tony right between the eyes.
這槍只有兩發子彈 You see, this gun's only got two bullets,
我懶得跟你解釋它的威力有多猛 so I'm not gonna fuck about illustrating its significance.
你不信可以試一試 You're gonna have to trust me on that.
不過這種選擇有一點點極端 The alternative is a little bit absolute.
我得糾正一下你這一句的語法 I'm gonna have to check your grammar on that.
極端不能用"一點點"形容 It can't be just a little bit absolute.
要麼"極端" 要麼"不極端" It either is or it isn't.
不管怎樣 老娘已經沒有耐心了 Whatever it is, I've lost my patience.
我告訴你 我扣動扳機 托尼就沒了 I'm telling you, I will squeeze this trigger and Tony will be no more.
托尼 Tony.
別以為我在逗你 王八蛋 你再往前走一步 Listen to me, cunt. You take one step forward,
那一步將是你的最後一步 it'll be the last fucking step you ever take.
托尼 動手 Tony, get on it.
我看你敢？ I fucking dare you.
冷靜一下 Just calm down.
我這就走 I'm leaving.
我猜你兩發子彈都打完了吧？ I guess that's your two bullets, eh?
羅莎琳德 Rosalind!
別他媽動了 Stay fucking still!
你好 寶貝 Hello, babe.
你好 親愛的 Hello, love.
你在把所有的想法建立在 So you're basing your whole crescendo
虛構的想像之上 on a figment of your imagination.
我是把所有想法建立在我精心策劃的一切基礎之上 I'm basing my whole crescendo on the sum of its parts.
除了一些小細節問題 我完全可以放放心心地 A few minor details aside, I wouldn't have any trouble at all
把這個炙手可熱的劇本賣給大衛哥 selling this juicy peach of a drama to Big Dave.
他能開心到瘋掉 He'd cream his fucking panties.
弗萊徹 你那麼聰明 應該知道勒索我們是作大死 You're too smart to be blackmailing us, Fletcher.
我知道 但很明顯我已經採取了預防措施 Yes, yes, and obviously I've taken precautionary measures.
如果你想的話 你可以對我下手 You can do all kinds of horrible things to me if you want.
說不定我會享受其中 I might even enjoy them.
但是 你就得永遠離開這個國家 But you'd have to leave the country and never come back.
弗萊徹 你故事講完了嗎 So is that the story over now, Fletcher?
前面所有的鋪墊 都是為了引出下一部分 All this, this whole buildup, was leading to this next part.
也就是你之前問的新鮮部分 This is the news that you were asking about before.
準備好了嗎？ Ready?
馬修 Matthew.
當他從邁克手裡買入後 He's gonna need some people to run his business here
他需要一些人來打理他的生意 對嗎？ when he buys it from Michael, right?
他需要一個可靠的幫手 一個像你一樣的人 He's gonna need a reliable pair of hands, someone like you.
嗯 那麼他為什麼不問問你呢 雷蒙多 Hmm. So why didn't he ask you, Raymond?
我不知道 不關我的事 I don't know. It's none of my business.
我告訴你 Because, I'll tell you,
因為他對這個位置早就有了人選 he already had someone earmarked for the role.
西門無淚 他把這個位置許給了西門無淚 Dry Eye. He promised Dry Eye the job,
條件是西門無淚要幫著壓低邁克產業的價碼 but only if Dry Eye helped drive down the price of Mickey's business.
明白了吧 是馬修把種植園的位置透漏給西門無淚 You see, it was Matthew who told Dry Eye the location of Mickey's farm,
所以西門無淚可以偷走他的大麻 so he could steal his white widow super cheese
導致產業市值的波動和降低 to cause ripples and reduce the market value.
這就是為什麼襙哥 轉而 And that is why Phuc, in turn,
讓只知道喝果汁 滿背痤瘡的肌肉瑪麗來做這個髒活 got those juice-swilling, acne-backed muscle Marys to do the job.
是馬修 It was Matthew
設計了這一切 who set this whole train of events off.
但是 他沒有料到的是... But what he did not plan on, you see...
去死吧 你個老王八蛋 Fuck you, you old cunt!
我要在你墳頭撒尿 I'll piss on your grave.
...是西門無淚... ...was Dry Eye...
殺了喬治老大 killing Lord George.
現在 西門無淚不想再當馬修的手下了 Now, Dry Eye does not want to be subservient to Matthew anymore.
他不想再聽從任何人 Doesn't wanna be subservient to anyone.
接下來要這麼玩了 This is how it's gonna play out.
你別插手了 You're gonna back the fuck off
我來接手一切 and I'm gonna take it all.
西門無淚喜歡權勢 但是不喜歡馬修 Dry Eye likes the smell of power and does not like Matthew.
他現在需要一個溫和的警告 告訴他這裡誰才是老大 So, the little dragon needed a gentle reminder of who was really running things.
你才在潛水泳池裡待了兩分鐘 You've been in this paddling pool for two minutes.
而我已經和鯊魚在海裡游了二十年 I've been swimming in the ocean with the sharks for 20 years.
我告訴你接下來怎麼玩 I'll tell you how this plays out.
你會淹死 You will drown...
然後我的摩薩德螃蟹會吃了你 and then my Mossad crabs will eat you.
親愛的 這才是我會開價兩千萬英鎊的原因 And this, my love, is why I want my hard-earned 20 million pounds.
因為我不光知道邁克的生意是怎麼運營的 Because not only do I know exactly how Mickey's business operates,
我也知道他找的這個買主 but I also know that the very man he's trying to sell it to
想用詭計逼他低價售出 is trying to force him into selling it on the cheap
並且還間接引發了一場衝突 and has indirectly started a war.
所以 我覺得你應該叫我 聰明的軍師 So, you see, I think you should be calling m
或者你的幕後間諜 or your spy behind the lines,
或者你絕頂聰明的偵察員 your intellectual reconnaissance, if you prefer.
你挺讓我驚訝的 I'm impressed.
你確實比我知道的多 You certainly know more than I do.
我不僅對你提供的信息印象深刻 I'm impressed not only by your information,
你的想像力也讓我著實驚訝 but by your imagination.
謝謝誇讚 Thank you very much.
你有三天時間考慮 So you've got 72 hours.
我重申一下 我的後手早就準備到位 And I would just reiterate that if anything happens to me,
所以最好別對我下手 I do have my insurance policy in place.
否則大衛哥就會得到一切真相 然後報道公眾 Everything will go to Big Dave, and from him to the public,
而你 親愛的 就得徹底遠離此地了 and you, my love, will go to Mars.
所以 強烈建議 花錢消災 So, strong recommendation, just pay up
然後看著我從夕陽的餘暉中離開 再給我一個飛吻 好不 and watch me recede into the sunset blowing kisses, yes?
好了 該走了 你這個黑混蛋 Well, then, time to use the door, you black bastard.
哎呀 你智障了麼 我又不是黑人 Well, that's just silly, isn't it, 'cause I'm not black.
外表是白人 但你內在就是個黑賤貨 No, but your fucking soul is, you dark cunt.
現在 離開我的房子 因為我要睡覺了 Now, out of my house, 'cause I'm going to bed.
我能蹭你個床嗎 Can I come with you?
不 你可以去你靈車後面享受排氣管的香味 No, but you can go smoke the exhaust pipe in the back of your hearse.
我隨時都可能出現 I might come anyway.
而你只會聽到我在黑暗中摩擦的聲音 You'll just hear me scratching about in the dark,
舒服地爽一發 wanking into a hanky.
好的 那麼 兩千萬 All right, so, 20 million.
你有三天時間考慮 從現在開始 You've got 72 hours, starting now.
時間不等人哦 Ticktock, ticktock.
我走了 And I'm gone.
滴答 Ticktock.
他剛離開 He's just left.
他認為自己很聰明 He thinks he's very clever.
從大衛哥那邊下手 Start with Big Dave.
這件事只有你我知曉 哈米 Now, you keep this between you and me, Hammy,
弗萊徹聯繫了我們 他說他有我們需要的東西 but Fletcher's been in touch. He says he's got what we need.
小心點 老闆 弗萊徹是個見錢眼開的人 Careful, boss. Fletcher's ass belongs to the highest bidder.
是的 他說他想要15萬 Yeah. He says he wants 150 grand.
但如果真的是我們想要的 那這信息能上一整個星期的獨家新聞 But if it's proper, it's worth a whole week's exclusive.
他到底有什麼? Well, what does he have exactly?
他在和我繞圈子 He was just tickling me nuts,
但他說他想週六見面 but he says he wants to meet Saturday.
到時候再說吧 So keep it free.
是的 立刻 Yeah, pronto.
喂 夥計 你不能把車停在那兒 把車開走 Oi, you can't park there, mate. Move the van.
別擔心 朋友 我們馬上就走 Don't worry, friend. We'll be gone in a minute.
我們不只是搞新聞 我們要掀起一場血雨腥風 We're not a newspaper. We're a blood sport.
喂 魯斯 把那輛車給我弄走 Oi, Russ. Move the van.
我來搞定 老闆 I'm on it, boss.
開走它 現在 Move it. Now.
-我說了我就停幾分鐘 -喂 混蛋 - I said in a minute. - Oi, spunk bubble.
把你那破貨車弄走 Get rid of the fucking van.
我警告你 魯斯會空手道 I'm warning you, Russ does karate.
小心點 兄弟們 魯斯會空手道 Careful, boys. Russ does karate.
魯斯 你要知道好歹的話 Russ, if you know what's good for you,
就上車別管閒事 get in the car now.
對不起 老闆 我只是個藍帶 Sorry, boss. I'm only a blue belt.
你個孬種 You melt.
你們想幹嘛 在拍油管視頻嗎 是嗎 Now what? We're making a YouTube movie? Eh?
跳個霹靂舞? Break dancing?
我警告你們 我不是好惹的 I'm warning you. I'm fucking powerful.
你說的我們都信 我們到車上去讓你好好展示 We know all that. Why don't you tell us all about it in the back of the van?
我不會去 我不……不! I'm not going. I'm not fucking... No!
不 No.
把他弄進去 Get him in there.
真讓人難以置信 Unbelievable.
好 好 好 Well, well, well.
你沒事的 大衛哥 你現在安全了 You're all right, Big Dave. You're in safe hands now.
-沒必要驚慌 好嗎 -你是誰 - No need to panic, okay? - Who are you?
現在別管我是誰 Don't worry about that right now.
聽著... Look...
不管發生了什麼 Look, whatever's gone on here,
我需要回去工作了 I just need to get back to work.
如果你讓我走 我就把這事忘得一乾二淨 If you let me go, I'll just forget all about it.
我很快就會讓你回去工作的 我的朋友 I'll have you back to work in short order, my friend.
現在 我相信你是個記者 Now, I believe you're a reporter.
有件事我要向你匯報 And there's something I wanna report to you.
剛剛 就在這個短暫的時刻 Now, it seems for this brief moment in time
我感覺我能在電影行業找到未來 I've found my way into the film business,
昨晚我拍了一部電影 主角是一頭巨大的農家豬 and last night I made a film with an impressively sized farmyard pig.
早上好 先生 兩杯茶 Morning, sir. Two cups of tea.
一個加糖 一個不加 One with sugar, one without.
好了 夥計們 走吧 我們說會話 All right, lads, go on, give us a minute.
你身後有些濕巾 There are some wet wipes there over your shoulder.
你的衣服整齊地疊放在長凳上 Your clothes are neatly folded there on the bench.
現在 在適當的時候 你要按下這台電腦上的空格鍵 Now, in due course, you're gonna press the space bar on this computer
你就能欣賞你演出的這部電影 and you're gonna witness your participation in said film.
現在 昨晚我們給你下的那個藥真的… Now, that little drug we gave you last night really...
讓你釋放天性 夥計 loosened up your inhibitions, man.
你如果想阻止這個爆炸性新聞擴散 The only thing you'll need to do to stop this little creative expression
避免成為社交媒體的焦點 from becoming a social media sensation
你只需放過邁克·皮爾森 別再咬著他不放 is lose any interest you have in the future of Mickey Pearson.
我現在留你慢慢把自己收拾乾淨 I'm gonna leave you now to clean yourself up.
記得點空格鍵 把茶趁熱喝了吧 Space bar, yeah? Have a hot drink as well.
這可能會讓你感覺好一點 It might make you feel a little bit better.
對你來說 昨晚確實有點扯淡 It was a fucking rough night for you.
觀影愉快 Enjoy the show.
♪ 老麥克唐納有一個農場 咿呀咿呀喲 ♪ ♪ Old MacDonald Had a farm, e-i-e-i-o ♪
♪ 在那個農場裡他有一頭豬...♪ ♪ And on that farm He had a pig... ♪
-那傢伙怎麼樣了 教練 -啊 他死不了 - How's your man, then, Coach? - Ah, he'll survive.
不過 那頭豬確實有點讓人受不了 Wouldn't have been the pig I would have chosen, though.
確實對他來說有點殘酷 We know what bit that is.
讓我來撓撓你的肚子 Let me tickle that belly.
你真淘氣 You are so naughty.
-天哪 -我當時在現場 現在都還很震驚 - Good Lord. - I was there and I'm still shocked.
小豬 給我叫一聲 Squeal for me, piggy.
-他是我想的那個人嗎 -是的 當然是 - Is that who I think it is? - Yeah, it certainly is.
那是你幹的嗎？ And that's your doing?
蘋果醬呢? Where is that applesauce?
真是看一眼 就一輩子忘不掉 You can't unsee it once you've seen it, can you?
對 一直在腦海裡 以後肯定天天做噩夢 No, you can't unsee it. It's nightmare fuel.
這簡直是我一輩子的陰影 That will be with me forever.
這事算是解決了 That story won't be running.
好好 我還有一件事需要你去做 Right. I've got one more thing I need you to do.
啊 聽著 在你說之前 雷 Ah, look, before you continue, Ray,
我訓練我的人成為好人 我不是黑幫壞蛋 I train lads to be good lads. I'm not a fucking gangster.
現在 我被迫做一些黑幫的事情 沒關係 Now, I've been forced to do some gangster things, that's okay.
但我並不是一個一直做這種活的人 But I'm not the gift that keeps on giving.
懷著最大的敬意 我將為你們做最後一件事 So with the greatest respect, I'll do this one last thing for you
然後就互不相欠 and then that's it.
不多做 干三次活 我就離開 No mas. Three strikes and I'm out.
-一切都好嗎 教練 -不 厄尼 不好 - Everything all right, Coach? - No, Ernie, it isn't.
你需要瞭解你行為的嚴重性 You need to understand the severity of your actions.
戴夫 一個小時後接我 Dave, an hour.
好的 老闆 Okay, boss.
感謝您的前來 Thank you for the grand tour.
我是一個信徒 I'm a believer.
謝謝 夥計們 Thank you, chaps.
現在 我們準備好確定價錢了嗎 Now, are we ready to finalize the numbers?
不是早就確定了嘛 We already have.
嗯... Mm...
情況變了 邁克 The situation's changed, Michael.
-市場變了 -所以呢 - The market's changed. - How so?
需要重新計算你的業務退役價值 The exit value of your business needs to be recalculated.
請具體點 Please, be specific.
哦 我會的 Oh, I will be.
你要我出四億買十二個據點和一個分銷網絡 You're asking 400 for 12 locations and a distribution network,
這在當時是一個公平的估價 which was a fair valuation at the time.
但是當其中一個據點受到損害 But when one of those locations was compromised,
那所有據點的價值都受到了損害 the value of all those locations were compromised
這顯然會影響價格 and this obviously affects the price.
你的據點被人席捲的視頻在油管上爆紅了 邁克 Your skunk farm was a fucking viral sensation on YouTube, Michael.
而約翰尼·勞肯定會察覺到 And when Johnny Law starts sniffing, which he will,
那麼所有據點就不得不停止生產 all of those locations will have to cease production
我估計至少會停一年 損失1億美元 for, I'd say, at least 12 months at a cost of 100 million net p.a.,
在減少人員損失 搬遷和場地租金之前 before marking down the loss of staff, relocation and site rentals.
-你還在聽嗎? -嗯 我在聽 - You still with me? - Yes, I'm following.
這至少需要三年時間 It will take at least three years
讓你的供應 分銷和需求恢復到最大產能 to get your supply, distribution and demand back to full capacity.
你的人員成本是你的一億運營成本的百分之二十五 Your staffing costs are 25% of your 100 million operational cost,
那就是每年兩千五百萬 so that's 25 million per annum for three annums.
每年場地租金一千五百萬 And location rental at 15 million a year,
那就是一千兩百萬英鎊的缺口 that's a 120 GBP bite right there.
你的單位經濟效益受到了打擊 Your unit economics have taken a hit,
在當前惡劣的氣候條件下 預測你的收入增長幅度 and forecasting out your top-line growth margin in the current inimical climate,
我計算了一個月前值4億的東西 I calculate what was worth 400 million a month ago
現在估計是貶值了...嗯... 1.3億 must now be valued at an anemic...mm... 130.
聽著 這不是第一個倒下的多米諾骨牌 邁克 You see, it's not about the first domino that fell, Michael.
這是最後一個 It's about the last.
請 Please.
我喜歡你 邁克 你是個好小伙 I like you, Michael. You're a good chap.
如果你想讓我幫你走出現在的困境 And if you want me to help you out of this hole you've found yourself in,
我今天就可以付給你一億美元 I can pay you 100 million dollars today.
這是一個很好的提議 並且是真的 It's a good offer and it's real,
我這麼做是因為我拿你朋友 and I'll do this because I'm your friend.當
我的會計可以在一小時內轉帳給你 My accountant can transfer the fee within the hour.
我喜歡你的多米諾骨牌比喻 I like your domino analogy.
我的問題是 誰推倒了第一塊多米諾骨牌？ The question I ask is, who tumbled the first domino?
恐怕這不是我關心的 也不是我的事 邁克 I'm afraid that's not my concern or my business, Michael.
冒著反駁你的風險 At the risk of contradicting you,
這完全是你的事 當然也應該是你關心的事 it is very much your business, and certainly your concern.
只不過你犯了一個錯誤 Only you made one mistake.
什麼錯 That being?
你好像把我當成什麼傻屌了 You seem to have mistaken me for some kind of a cunt.
讓我給你介紹第一個多米諾骨牌 Let me introduce you to the first domino.
有點戲劇化 不是嗎 冰凍的屍體 這個人是誰 It's a tad dramatic, isn't it? Corpses in freezers? Who is this man?
我說的這些和他有什麼關係 What's he got to do with anything that I'm talking about?
我覺得你在否認 I take it with that statement you are in denial
和這個冰凍的中國人有什麼關係？ of so-said relationship with this frozen Chinaman?
我當然否認了 Well, of course I'm in denial of it.
我和那個冰凍的死中國人毫無瓜葛 I don't have relationships with dead, frozen Chinamen.
在這個時候最好不要油嘴滑舌 馬修 Best not to be glib at this time in the proceedings, Matthew.
別費心去找你的摩薩德螃蟹了 Don't bother looking for your Mossad crabs.
這是一個魚市 他們找到了一個家 This is a fish market. They have found a home.
說真的 我不認識那個人 To be clear, I do not know that man.
我來告訴你接下來怎麼玩 I'll tell you how this plays out.
你會淹死 然後我的摩薩德螃蟹會吃了你 You will drown and then my Mossad crabs will eat you.
所以在搞砸了我的生意後 當你們在討論 So while you were discussing who would take over my business
誰來接管我的生意的時候 after you fucked it,
你把這個中國人誤認成其他人了? you somehow mistook so-said Chinaman for someone else?
公事公辦 邁克 不是針對你個人的 Business is business, Michael. It's nothing personal.
雖然我不會因為錢而感情用事 While I am not emotional about the money,
但你確實欠了我一筆 為了恢復你打亂的秩序 there is a price indebted to me for the blood I've gotten on my hands
我雙手不得不沾滿鮮血 restoring order to the untidiness that you created,
而那個價格 根據你的說法... and that price, according to you...
4億減去1.3億... 等於2.7億美元 400 minus 130... is 270 million dollars.
生意我繼續做 And I'm keeping the business,
而你進冷藏庫待著 while you are getting in the freezer.
如果你想出來 就盡快把款轉了 And you will make that transaction if you want to get out of the freezer.
那裡現在是零下25度 所以我想你能堅持一個小時 It is 25 below zero in there, so I assume you'll last about an hour.
也就是說 我不會亂來 That said, I wouldn't fuck about,
因為凍傷手指和腳趾的代價非常昂貴 because frostbite is very expensive on the fingers and toes,
所以趁它們還能用 盡快打字 so I would type as quickly as possible while you have the use of them.
-呃... -在你處理完這件事之後 - Uh... - After you've attended to that indiscretion,
你就可以處理下一個因你目光短淺造成的後果了 you can then deal with the next consequence of your shortsightedness.
如前所述 我不會為了錢而感情用事 As stated, I am not emotional about the money.
但是我會因為有人對我妻子動手動腳而感情用事 But I am emotional about the fact that someone laid their hands on my wife.
我的妻子 My wife!
在這世上 再多的錢也無法彌補這種罪過 馬修 No amount of money on God's green earth can pay for that transgression, Matthew.
絕不可能... No, for that...
我要你割下一磅肉 I want a pound of flesh.
一磅肉? A pound of flesh?
我無所謂 It matters not to me
不管你從身體哪個部位割下來都行 where on your anatomy it is withdrawn from.
如果你沒有勇氣為自己割下來 If you don't have the stomach to take it for yourself,
大塊頭邦尼很會用刀 big Bunny here is very adept with a knife,
你也看到了 他穿得很保暖 and, as you can see, he's dressed for the weather.
但是如果錢少一分 或是肉少一兩... But a penny short or a gram shy...
你就別想走出這個冷凍室 and that freezer door does not open.
我說清楚了嗎? Am I clear?
好的 Good.
-邦尼 -來了 - Bunny. - Incoming.
怎麼早餐又吃和牛啊 雷蒙多 What, is it Wagyu again for breakfast, Raymond?
你不打算把我介紹給你那個神秘又略帶危險氣息的朋友嗎 Aren't you gonna introduce me to your mysterious and slightly menacing friend?
這箱子幹嘛用的 裝我的錢嗎 What's that for? Is that for my money?
我的錢在哪兒 雷蒙多 Where's my money, Raymond?
這是你的報酬 There's your payment.
打開看看吧 Go on, take a look.
謝謝你 神秘的陌生人 Thank you, mysterious stranger.
太令人失望了 因為那看起來不像是兩千萬英鎊 Well, that's disappointing, 'cause that doesn't look like 20 million pounds.
那比兩千萬更有趣 那是你留的後手 It's more interesting than that, your insurance policy,
所有的照片 屍體 骷髏 所有的污穢 all the photos, all the bodies, all the skeletons, all the filth.
我不止這一份 親愛的 我不蠢 It's not the only one, darling. I'm not a mong.
那你覺得這裡面是什麼 你這個白癡 What do you think's in that, you fucking eejit?
我們當然知道馬修在做什麼 Of course we were aware of what Matthew was up to.
我們又不是傻瓜 We're not complete fucking idiots.
我已經注意你很久了 弗萊徹 I've been onto you for a long time, Fletcher.
我知道你一直在跟蹤邁克 I knew you'd been following Michael.
我們的工作非常相似 They're very similar, our jobs.
只不過我比你更在行 Only I'm better at it than you are.
我知道你那晚來的時候 你只有半個小時 I knew when you came over that night that you'd only be there for half an hour...
下午好 雷蒙多 Buenas tardes, Raymondo.
告訴我們你有多聰明 然後試圖敲詐我們 ...to tell me how clever you are and try to blackmail us.
我有一些非常重要的信息要告訴你 雷蒙多 I've got some very important information to impart to you, Raymond.
我也知道你沒辦法拒絕價值1500英鎊的單麥芽威士忌 I also knew you couldn't resist a ￡1500 single malt,
以及價值80英鎊的和牛牛排和最頂級的無煙燒烤桌 an ￡80 Wagyu steak and a state-of-the-art smokeless barbie
-甚至能讓你同時烤火 -我喜歡燒烤 - that even keeps your feet warm. - I love a barbie.
我向你保證 如果你沒聽到這些 你一定會後悔的 I promise you, you will regret this if you don't hear it.
當酒精進入到你冰冷的血管 And when the Scotch got into your cold veins,
你的直覺就會變得遲鈍 you lost the benefit of your sharp instincts.
哦 太棒啦 再來一瓶 Oh, goody. Another bottle.
你能不能告訴這位神秘的先生放鬆一下？ Can you tell the mysterious gentleman to relax?
因為我向你保證 如果你沒有聽到這些 你會後悔的 親愛的 坐下 Because I promise you, you will regret it if you don't hear this. Sit down, my love.
我之所以沒趕你走 是因為我需要知道馬修和西門無淚的事情 See, I kept you there 'cause I needed to know about Matthew and Dry Eye.
為了找到你留的後手 我們也是花了一番功夫 Took us a while to find your insurance policies.
因為你像個松鼠到處藏東西 弗萊徹 'Cause you're a naughty squirrel, Fletcher.
弗萊徹 進去要脫鞋 Fletcher, shoes off inside.
好的 媽媽 Yes, Mommy.
但在你鞋裡放入追蹤器以後 事情就簡單多了 But it was made a lot easier after I planted a tracker in your shoe.
你永遠捕食不了我們 弗萊徹 You're never gonna be a predator with us, Fletcher.
你只有被捕食的份 You're always gonna be prey.
行了吧 三次活幹完了 我們扯平了吧？ So that's it. Three strikes. We're good, right?
-回頭見 -恕我直言 希望不見 - I'll see you around. - With the greatest respect, I hope not.
好了 弗萊徹 你剛才說什麼 Now, Fletcher, what were you saying?
想殺邁克的人不是喬治老大 It wasn't Lord George that was after Mickey,
不是西門無淚 也不是馬修 or Dry Eye, or Matthew.
你想知道是誰嗎 Do you wanna know who it was?
我有照片 I've got photos.
好的 給你30秒 Right. You've got 30 seconds.
謝謝 親愛的 Thank you, darling.
操 Fuck.
金時 怎麼了 孩子？ Primetime, what is it, son?
教練 我們會幫你搞定的 Coach, we're gonna take care of this for you.
厄尼有一個計劃 Ernie's got a plan.
你在說什麼 What the fuck are you talking about?
關於邁克的麻煩 我們來解決掉 The Michael situation. We're gonna sort it.
金時 聽著 金... Primetime, listen... Prime...
上帝啊 Jesus.
你還記得阿斯蘭吧？ Now, you remember Aslan, don't you?
那個屍體被你保存在冰櫃的年輕人 The young gentleman you kept in the freezer?
這個是阿斯蘭·西尼爾 俄羅斯寡頭政治執政者 Well, this is Aslan Senior, Russian oligarch.
前蘇聯國家安全委員會的 他所有的錢都是來自石油 Ex-KGB. Made all his money in gas pipes.
他的獨生子落窗身亡令他悲痛欲絕 And he's extremely sad that his one-and-only son fell out of a window.
哦 臥槽 Oh, shit.
雷蒙多 我擔心他們會為了不出現第二次錯誤 And I fear that where they failed before, Raymond,
就決定剷除隱患 they're not gonna fail again.
你是怎麼知道這一切的 And how do you know all this?
因為有人把他們想知道的邁克的一切都告訴了他們 Because someone told them everything they want to know about Michael,
而那個人就是我 and that someone is me.
繼續 Go on.
我說只要出價合適 我就告訴他們邁克在哪裡 So I said I'd tell them where Michael was for a price.
但這筆錢要等到他們得手了才會給我 But that money was pending till after, you know, the deed was done.
所以當他們第一次刺殺失敗之後 And then when they messed up the first time,
我斟酌了一下 又有了一個2.0升級版的計劃 I had a little rethink and came up with my version 2.0 plan,
就是來找你談談 which is when I came to see you.
我先從邁克手裡敲詐到兩千萬 You see, get my 20 mils off Michael first
然後等那邊得手了 再收一份錢 雙倍賺錢 and then, after the event, get paid again, double bubble.
但是你和你的神秘朋友打碎了我的美夢 你真是厲害 But you and your mysterious friend put paid to that, so well done, you.
你為什麼一直在看手錶？ Why did you just look at your watch?
就像我說的 那幫俄羅斯人要來剷除隱患 Well, it's like I say. The Russians are gonna clean house.
你也是隱患的一部分 雷蒙多 And you are part of that house, Raymond.
等邁克從海鮮市場處理完事出來後 他們就殺了他 They're gonna get Michael when he comes out of his meeting at the fish market.
他們正在趕來 你也看到我做的了 And they are coming here. So you see what I've done there?
我告訴你這消息 救了你一命 By telling you, I've saved your lives.
作為回報你得饒我一命 不是嗎 Which I think in turn saves mine, doesn't it?
別亂跑 Don't fucking move.
老大 千萬別上車
戴夫 Dave.
戴夫？ Dave?
這兒沒有戴夫 No Dave.
靠 Fuck.
靠 Fuck!
靠 Fuck.
所以那幫小毛孩子掃射了那車 So the Toddlers spray the car with bullets,
幹掉了俄羅斯人 killing the Russians.
車子逐漸停下 The car rolls to a stop.
此時屏幕一黑 現大標題 Smash cut to black. Titles.
那麼 邁克最後怎麼樣了 So, what happened to Michael?
我需要個結局 I need an ending.
不 不 不 親愛的 No, no, no, my darling.
你需要的是 What you need...
續集 is a sequel.
考慮考慮吧 讀一讀 你知道我的價錢 Think it over. Have a read. You know my fee.
我要去洛杉磯談競標 I'm off to La La to talk to the competition.
考慮考慮 我要趕飛機 先走了 Think about that. Got a plane to catch. And I'm gone.
下午好 Good afternoon.
麻煩去希思羅機場 第三航站樓 So, it's Heathrow Airport, please, Terminal 3,
從那飛陽光明媚的加州 and thence to sunny California.
下午好 弗萊徹·蒙多 Buenas tardes, Fletcher-mondo.
雷蒙多 誒呦喂 Raymond. Well, well, well.
你的事業挺廣啊 A man of many vocations, aren't you?
現在 我想讓你陪我玩個遊戲 弗萊徹 Now, I want you to play a game with me, Fletcher.
他抓住弗萊徹了 He's got Fletcher.
想成為叢林之王 If you wish to be the king of the jungle,
徒有其表是不夠的 it's not enough to act like a king.
你必須成為萬人之上的王者 You must be the king.
不能有遲疑 And there can be no doubt.
因為遲疑會帶來混亂和滅亡 Because doubt causes chaos and one's own demise.
我的女王這樣告訴我 My queen told me that.
要來一炮嗎？ Any chance?