"Born in this world, I jumped in the arms of my momma."
"My momma..."
"When I got into school, I danced to the tune of cha-cha."
"Yeah, cha-cha..."
"Running after butterflies is where I belonged."
"Small were my feet but the sky was my limit."
Raju...
- Mom... - Raju...
"Then tragedy struck my-oh-my."
"Like in the movies, I got separated..."
"...from my momma."
"Wearing the badge of 786 showed up big brother."
What do you have?
Me...
I... I don't have mom.
"So big brother said learn to smile in your sorrows."
"Life is all about lending a hand."
"Since that day no one messed with me."
"...little cracker, that was me..."
"Like a free kite, Raju soared in the sky."
"Hey Coolie."
I like your son.
Nice boy.
Let Jeffery my son take a look...
...and then we can decide.
- Yes, of course. - Heaven on the Docks, man!
That's him.
Whiskey on the rocks, man!
The favourite son of the Lord.
Jeffery Rozario.
Hello, Mr. Rozario.
I am Jai Kishen.
Marriages are made in heaven but...
...my job is bring families together.
I got it. You're an agent.
Rozario!
Marriage agent, mom.
Mr. Rozario, let the boy and girl get to know each other...
...then we can continue this conversation.
Where is your daughter Sarah?
- I'll go get her. - Hold it!
Just for my knowledge.
How did you guys get here?
Bus.
Bus?
You were dreaming about making my daughter Your daughter-in-law
...and what did you guys travel in? A Bus?
Enough!
We can't have any relation with these guys...
...because they are already related to poverty.
- Go! - JP, you're going too far.
What far, mummy? I am still here.
And you, agent.
You know what kind of son-in-law I am looking for.
A son-in-law who charters an airplane to buy groceries .
If a country wants to borrow money, they should ask him.
I want a stinking rich son-in-law for my daughter.
And you brought me these stinking cheese rolls! Goddamn.
- Goddamn! - That was pretty humiliating.
Come on, son. Let's go.
- Rude. Very Rude. - Listen...
I never imagined humiliation can be pretty, man.
Jeffery, you have two daughters.
This is not the way to behave.
Do I wait until I've a third daughter?
Mummy, please don't interfere.
Please go light candles in front of Christ.
- Pinto. - Yes, sir.
- Give her a few candles. Keep her busy. - Come on, mummy.
No good relatives and no good agent.
Jeffery Rozario, I am a devoted Pundit.
My self-respect is my pride.
But you...
You're blinded by your arrogance.
But coming to the point...
You'll pay for your ego.
What ego?
You go, man.
I am going.
But I'll come back soon.
Because I'll be the one who gets your daughter married.
Okay, you can whatsApp me the rest later.
'I'll find you a son-in-law who will shatter your pride.'
'A son-in-law who will strip you off your reputation.'
'A son-in-law who will shatter your ego as easily as counting 3...2...1..."
Stop, sir.
I can't carry anymore.
Why don't you hire another coolie, sir?
Money doesn't come easy. Take it.
No, sir.
Uncle, are you alright?
Raju...
Sir, this is not the way.
This is what I am paying him for...
...so he must carry all the luggage.
If you're feeling so sympathetic, then you carry it
Unbelievable, sir.
I am being polite while you're being so disrespectful.
If you see the real me you'll be humiliated
Get lost coolie!
Hey...!
Listen, you piece of a mozzarella stick.
You don't know but I can see the future.
I am an astronaut.
That's astrologer, you idiot.
That's right.
Because I can see in one minute you'll be carrying your own bags.
Because I am highly trained to train those who think that they are trained.
Whether they are in front of the train or behind the train.
Because I fight off the train, by the train, for the train.
See...train.
Beat him. Beat him. Beat him.
Move. Move.
Wait.
Beat him. Raju, beat him.
Drugs.
Meow-Meow...
You were carrying drugs.
Drugs is an addiction that spares no one.
Today it's him, tomorrow someone else.
Now it's your turn.
Bravo, sir.
"Drugs on a roll..."
"...there's no way out for him."
Well done, Raju.
You should've been on the Police force.
Please, sir. I was just doing my job.
Hey wise guy.
What?
Celebrate all you want
But when I come out that will be your last.
See...he's threatening me.
Why don't you kill these guys in an encounter?
Why don't you join the Police force?
Exactly.
As for you...
Threatening me is futile. Because I've no kin to cry.
The world's my home, the station's my hangout...
...come over whenever you like, name's Raju.
And people call me "Coolie No. 1".
Coolie?
Yes, sir.
You brought a coolie to my door.
- Deepak. - Hold on.
So what, sir?
Don't mind, but you're not some emperor.
You're just a driver.
I may be a driver, but I've respect.
I drive expensive cars.
Let's presume that I let him marry my daughter...
...and the trains go on a strike tomorrow.
He'll starve to death.
How will he feed himself and my daughter?
Why do you care? She's my wife.
I'll beg-borrow for her. Why do you care?
See...he's already admitting he's a beggar.
Keep it back!
I feel like giving you a good whack. Who are you calling a beggar?
You.
Who do you think you are some emperor?
Get lost.
Go to the station and carry luggage.
I'll do just that. I am a coolie.
But everyone today is a coolie.
Everyone's carrying a burden on their shoulder.
Whether it's his sorrows, debt, or just life.
And you...
You're a burden on this earth.
Burden?
Shalini, listen. I like you, but your father's scrooge.
Come with me, I'll treat you like a prisoner.
- You mean princess. - Yes, I'll treat you like a princess.
Come with me.
How...
They left.
They...how dare you...
'Agent.'
'You know, what kind of son-in-law I am looking for.'
'A son-in-law who charters an airplane to buy groceries .'
'If a country wants to borrow money, they should ask him.'
'I want a stinking rich son-in-law for my daughter.'
I guess I'll never get married.
Cute cheeks.
Pretty tresses.
She's fantastic.
Raju.
What are you doing, son?
- Raju... - Train's coming.
Raju!
Raju, the train's coming!
Son, the train was so close.
What if it had crushed you?
Correction uncle, I am already crushed.
Oh no...
Tear it and you'll face my wrath.
Return my picture to me.
What's the name?
Raju. Coolie no. 1.
Her name !!!.
Mrs. Raju.
This is my picture. Her name is Sarah.
Sarah
Couldn't be any better. She's just the one I was looking for.
Look...
Jai Kishen.
Pandit Jai Kishen.
Pundit sir.
If Sarah wasn't made for me...
...this picture could've gone left, or right.
And not landed on my body.
I think we've a connection.
Look son, she'll blow your fuse.
She's from a rich family.
I wouldn't have minded if she was poor.
Tell her I just want her.
I'll carry her on in my shoulder like a queen.
Can't get over your profession huh.
Pandit sir, old habits die hard you know.
'I want a stinking rich son-in-law for my daughter.'
Pandit sir, what thinking?
Thinking that I'll get Raju and Sarah married.
Honestly?
Pandit sir, come here.
Sit.
You see, I was humiliated by a lowly driver.
And you were saying she's a billionaire.
Imagine how much they will humiliate me.
We're friends now, okay.
Sit up. Come on.
Your job is to marry this girl.
And my job is to shatter her father Rozario's pride.
Will I get married?
You will, son.
- Then give me this picture. - But why?
- I want to show it to them. - Them who?
Pandit sir, even I have a family.
Uncle, Raghu, Vishu...
Your sister-in-law's coming.
Which train is she coming from?
"Everyone's looking in her direction."
"Everyone's looking... ."
"Everyone's looking in her direction."
"I am looking in the direction of their sight."
"I knew my chances were bright."
" If my chances aren't bright then something isn't right."
"Make way, your sister-in-law's coming."
"Make way, my eyes are locked with her."
"Make way, your sister-in-law's coming."
"Make way, my eyes are locked with her."
"Feeling."
"I'll take you in my arms..."
"...and play with your tresses night and day."
"I'll pamper you when you're angry."
"And even tolerate your father's tantrums."
"...tolerate your father's tantrums."
"Whenever you look at me and smile..."
"...I feel like I've been struck by lightning."
"Make way..."
"Sister-in-law..."
"Make way, your brother's coming."
"Make way, my eyes are locked with him."
"Everyone's looking in her direction."
"I am looking in the direction of their sight."
"I knew things are looking up."
"I knew my chances were bright."
" If my chances aren't bright then something isn't right."
"...my eyes are locked with her."
"Your sister-in-law's standing there."
"Your brother's standing there."
"Your sister-in-law..."
"Your brother..."
Got to do something for the sake of your love.
You guys want a car, don't you?
Yes...and only you can get us one, Deepak.
Come on.
How about this one?
This one.
How about it.
People won't give us a second look in this car.
Forget about his daughter.
Then you're looking for an expensive car.
Come on.
This way.
How about this one?
Deepak, this looks expensive.
You don't have to buy it.
Belongs to billionaire Mahendra Pratap Singh of Singapore.
The engine needed some fixing.
I've fixed the car.
No one's going to ask if I keep the car for a couple of weeks.
Will this do, Pandit sir?
This will do. It will glide.
Deepak.
Raju, pay attention and remember.
You'll be surrounded by the rich and famous.
Like on your right will be Dhoni.
Dhoni's coming.
Dhoni's not coming personally...
...but we'll photoshop him next to you.
Understood.
Now shake hands with him confidently.
Higher,
On your left is Donald Trump.
How to do. How to do.
How you doing?
Don't stare at his wig.
Pay your respects.
Mr. Amitabh Bachchan's in front.
Big B...
No shaking hands.
I need his blessings.
I am going to get Mrs. Raju.
Give me your blessings, sir, your blessings.
What a get-up, Pandit.
I could hardly tell it's you.
I'm the master of disguise, I'm dressed to kill tonight.
If you couldn't recognise me...
...Jeffery will never know who I am.
Deepak, will you look after me?
Of course, I will.
Hello, No. 1. He's now Deepak your driver, not your friend.
And I am your secretary, Mr. Jackson.
And you are Mahendra Pratap Singh's son... Kunwar Rajpratap Singh.
Prince and all.
- Great. - Have you ever lied?
Not often.
You love her, don't you?
True love, Pandit.
You'll have to say small lies for her, son.
Does God approve of it?
God's pretty adjusting, you know. It's okay.
Jeffery Rozario.
Mission Son-In-Law begins.
Oh God...
What is this place, Pandit?
It's your future father-in-law Jeffery Rozario's hotel.
This is where we'll find his brother-in-law Pinto.
He'll be our first target.
Kunwar, show some attitude.
Yeah...
What's this? Welding glasses.
They are the latest trend.
Even Karan Johar and Ranveer Singh wear them.
- Don't they? - Of course.
Okay. Let's go.
Its 3:42..
Look, your checkout time. I can't help you.
It's the question of our hotel's reputation.
Come on.
Secretary, from what angle does this look like a seven-star hotel.
This looks like a ragpicker's shack.
Shack.
Shack?
Sir, even Virat Kohli stays here.
So says Google.
Back. Back. Stay back,
Even my dog won't stay here.
Kuku, Will you stay here?
Sorry. He said no.
You guys seem rich.
Stay in your limits.
- Do you know who you're talking to? - Who?
King of Singapore Mahendra Pratap's son Kunwar Rajpratap Singh.
What's he doing in Goa?
He's here to build the largest port in Asia.
That's yours?
He'll be perfect fit for my niece Sarah.
Brother-in-law was looking for a son-in-law like him.
When you knew there are no good hotels out here...
...then you should've built one before I arrived.
I would've donated it to some poor guy later.
Yeah...
You know, pluck some money from my tree...
...and build a hotel for me.
-Driver, let's go. -Excuse me.
Does your money grow on trees?
Yes.
And all my banks have branches, small boy.
- Sir... - Don't touch. Don't touch.
Sorry. Sorry.
Please don't leave us.
Our suite room is fantastic.
And our owner/supervisor will prep your room.
Sarah.
Sarah!
"One-two-three, four..."
"Sarah's gonna decorate the room for you."
"Let's go..."
Deepak, this dog pissed on me.
Why are you giving it to me?
He got pissed because of his lisp.
Change your clothes.
Yes...
I'll have to get changed as well.
Where is that Anju?
The Prince will be here any minute.
Oh my...Mrs. Raju, so close.
There you are.
What are you waiting for?
Hurry up
Don't stare at my face.
Go in the bathroom and turn on the shower.
I am coming.
I...
Should we...
Shouldn't we get to know each other first?
Hi. Hello.
That's all.
Come on, let's get this over with first.
Uncle took forever to send the plumber.
Plumber?
Yes, plumber.
You.
But...
Who else?
Hurry up, please. The shower's leaking.
Guests are coming.
For gods sakes, please.
- But I am.. - Please go.
- Will you... - I said go.
I am going.
I'll fix it.
I thought I got lucky.
But she thinks I am a plumber.
Curses...
Hey...
"It's raining..."
Jesus!
Sarah...
Uncle.
Giving the Prince a personal bath.
Keep it up. Keep it up.
Are you the Prince?
Yeah, yeah.
I am so sorry. I thought you're the plumber.
There's been a misunderstanding.
Being a miss you tried to understand but misunderstood...
...that the misunderstanding is not a miss standing under.
But understanding a miss, understanding?
hey...
Hey...hey...
Didn't make sense, but funny!
Funny.
I am funny.
Where's the plumber?
- There you are. - Yeah...
Thanks to your showing up late...
...my sister mistook the prince as the plumber.
What's so funny? Go and fix the shower.
You're just like your sister, aren't you?
What?
I mean I am not the plumber.
I am a guest.
Of the prince.
Oh my, God. I am so sorry. I didn't know.
- It's okay. - Happens.
Happens all the time.
Thank you. You've very kind.
- You're so cute. - Thank you.
Oh, hello, sir.
I wonder what's wrong with me today?
I'm mistaking the guests for the plumber.
Please tell me which room and I'll walk you there.
Room.
I am The Plumber, madam.
See
Show me the leakage.
Room no. 21. Go and fix the shower.
Okay, madam. You two, please continue.
Plumber.
What's this, dear?
Dad, only diet food from now.
Diet food. Look who's talking.
Dad
Yo...
"I'm the one like Varun Dhawan."
"I take off like Tiger Shroff."
"I am the king like Ranveer Singh."
"My time will come..."
- Who the hell are you? Out! Get out! - My time's come.
- Brother-in-law, it's me. - ??
Dad, he means fooled. It's Pinto uncle.
Looking good. - ??
Oh my man, Pinto.
What's all this?
Check out Armani,
Armani, JacknJones, Gucci.
Gucci. Seriously?
- Where did you get it? - The Prince gave me these.
Prince?
Brother-in-law, let's make him our son-in-law.
He might just give us a country.
Madman. A country...
What's a rich man like him doing in our country?
He's building a port.
He's making toast.
No, big port over the water.
He's making a port.
He's visiting the site now.
What are you thinking, brother-in-law?
I am thinking, Pinto seems like a genuine party.
I'll have to crosscheck.
??
...69 meters.
Hello. Hello.
What are you guys up to?
Shooting, eh. You guys are shooting a film.
I know it. You guys are making Bahubali 3.
We're not shooting here. We're constructing a port.
- I very good actor. Give me any role. - Hey-hey...
Nonsense person disturbing factor. Come on, get out. Out, out. out.
These roadside Romeo types no better work to do.
You have any problem, anybody disturbs you.
You tell them...talk to Master.
We'll take care of everything.
- Over there. - Okay, good.
Heaven on the docks, man.
Whiskey on the rocks, man.
Are they building a port or Portugal?
Hello, my friend, what are you doing?
And what is this going on?
Any questions please speak to master.
He's over there.
Master.
??
He's my master too.
Secretary, park our half a dozen ships here.
But sir, we won't get permission.
Don't worry, I spoke to the PM at one PM.
The PM?
Before I forget my helicopter will land here.
- So build the helipad here. - Right, sir.
Sometimes I'll get off my ship and ride my helicopter
And sometimes I'll get off my helicopter and ride my ship.
- I'll decide. - Of course.
See that tree.
- That one? - That's a sapling.
The tree behind it is where we'll build our railway station.
- Sir, why railway station? - Where will we unload our cargo?
Where will we unload our cargo?
Genius, sir.
What is this?
The railway station isn't ready yet and people are already signing up for coolie's job.
- Sir... - Give this poor man a job.
Sir, people like them are like wolves.
Waiting to pounce on rich people when they see one.
Secretary, ATM on the phone.
- ATM, sir. - Ambani-Trump-Modi.
On a conference call.
It's too hot out here.
I'll go sit in my ACBCDC car.
Yes, sir, of course. - ??
Go on, Donald. Please... - ??
What?
I'd heard about AC cars.
But what's a BCDC car?
Bada-Chauda-Dhasu-Car.
Now please, get lost.
Back to square one.
You've no class to hold this glass.
Please, get lost.
Ambani-Trump-Modi.
This guy's a billionaire.
Lord, I want him to be my daughter's husband.
I'll beg him to marry my daughter.
WoW!
Rozario's impressed.
Now Sarah's turn.
But Pandit, will she be impressed by this ball and stick?
It's called Golf.
What?
- Golf - Golf.
Rich man's game.
Raju.
Look.
Hey...
Raju. Stop it.
Play...
Stop overacting and play.
Golf.
Prince...playing golf.
Rich man's game.
I will
Play nicely, Raju. Everyone's watching.
Not like cricket. Not like cricket.
Raju, you got to aim first. Aim for the hole.
Play, play... this is so much fun.
Hit it hard. Hit it hard.
"My balls"
His balls bearings are gone.
"My balls"
His eggs are smashed.
??
I'll get you patched up.
Where is the bellboy?
Bellboy!
Where is the bellboy?
I'll take your luggage, sir.
- Come on. - Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.
Make place, take place, here comes Raju.
Where to?
This way? That's our room.
Don't carry too much luggage in this age, uncle.
Come on.
- Thank you. - Thank you, son. Thank you.
Keep your thank you. That's 200 rupees.
What? What are you saying?
Stop wasting my time and pay up.
Quickly. Quickly.
200...
Joking. Joking.
- Thank you. - Thank you, son.
Prince, now I know your true character.
No, I was just helping...
You really are a gem of a person.
You're so rich and yet the other day you became a plumber,
today you became a porter...
...and carried their luggage so naturally.
I actually thought you're a coolie.
I really like your attitude.
I like your hotel.
And?
I like your father.
And?
I like your sister.
And?
I'll tell you later.
Hotel?
I love Goa!
Sarah.
Don't say anything.
Otherwise, I won't be able to say what I want.
You see...
First time when we met...
...I couldn't handle the bathroom shower.
The second time when we met...
...I couldn't handle the golf stick.
And the third time when your hand's in my hand...
This hand...
I can't handle this hand, Sarah.
What are you doing?
No...
I am here for some serious talk.
You'll not be able to handle what I say next.
Sarah?
Hi, Prince. What's the matter?
Midnight entry straight to the room.
I came to ask her something.
Yes, of course. Sure.
Ask away.
Sarah, whatever the question just say yes.
Okay. Bye.
All the best.
The other day we both said 'I like you'.
I came to ask you something.
Ask.
Imagine...
I don't have a bungalow, car, airplane...or port.
In fact, I don't even have a roof on my head.
Nothing.
Would you still like me?
Sarah.
- Dad? - Heaven on the docks, man.
- At this house door has locks, man.. - Dad.
?? - Hide.
Why man?
Sarah.
Yes, dad. What's wrong?
I am not the pizza delivery guy. I am your father.
Let me in.
See, I brought your yoga book back.
- Thank you, dad. Goodnight. - You know something.
I learned three asanas.
- Very nice, papa. - I'll show you.
- You don't have to show me. - I'll show you.
Vakrasan.
Ta-dah.
Trikonasana.
Ta-dah.
And Gauasan.
Ta-dah.
Very nice, papa. I understand. Okay, papa.
- Very good. Very amazing. Thank you. - And this is called...
Vitthalasan.
Who said that?
I did.
You?
What's wrong with your voice?
Last night I was watching a film.
Right?
Mr. Bachchan's.
I see...
He had a strong voice.
So even my voice got depth.
Ohh...
Can I do it again?
Please. Please. - Okay
Goodnight.
Goodnight!
Such depth. With surround sound.
Amazing.
- Very good. - Yes.
Amazing.
- Now listen, dear. - Yes...
What is this?
Gutnasan.
- Gutnasan? - Yes.
What's this for?
Let's breathe freely.
Thank you, papa.
Saved.
Raj!
Will you leave before hearing my reply?
"Back to the 90s."
Wow!
"I was walking down the road."
"Eating my snack."
"I was strolling with my girl."
"I was walking down the road."
"Eating my snack."
"I was strolling with my girl."
"If you're Jealous, what do I do."
"I was walking down the road."
"Eating my ice-cream."
"Locking eyes."
"I was walking down the road."
"Eating my ice-cream."
"Locking eyes."
"If you're Jealous, what do i do."
"Hello."
"The number you're trying to call is currently in love."
"Take me to see a new movie..."
"...take me out to dinner."
"Let me sip from your eyes..."
"...and douse my thirst."
"I want to love you all night."
"I want to see myself in your eyes."
"I was swaying to the beat."
"I was singing a song."
"I was trying to impress him."
"I was swaying to the beat."
"I was singing a song."
"I was trying to impress him."
"If you're Jealous, what do I do."
"Hey Coolie..."
"If you're Jealous, what do I do."
- Pinto - Yes, brother-in-law.
By God, if my daughter marries Kunwar
...I'll give you this hotel with the fountain.
You say that all the time but never keep your promise.
No. 1, Rozario's coming.
- Remember your dialogues? - Of course.
Okay, action.
Why not?
Because sir, look at you, up in the sky so high...
...and that guy's a speck of dust on the ground.
Huge difference sir.
I guess they are talking about some beggar.
That cheapskate Jeffery Rozario.
Pinto, who is Jeffery Rozario?
You are, brother-in-law. They are talking about you.
Sir, you and his daughter...
I love his daughter. I like her.
- But, sir... - Enough.
I don't want any stupid reasons.
Sir, your reputation's at stake here.
Marrying that ordinary man's daughter is against your pride.
Secretary...
We live only once...
Die once...
And...we also fall in love once.
The love devil's after you, and you after the devil.
In Big boss home, too much fun.
- Weekend fun. - The earth's my mother, sir.
And I won't let anyone else take her from me.
Nice. Nice. But water under the bridge.
We'll have to convince him.
Tell his father, keep standing until you're not told to sit down.
Because this is the love station, not your home.
Wow!
Prince, very risky.
What... What risky.
When my daughter's willing and ready.
Now it's just time for rum and whiskey.
Their love's downloading, sir.
Don't delete their file of love, please.
- Who let you in? - I am sorry.
This is my hotel.
Kunwar, I am the owner of this hotel.
- Pleasure. Pleasure. - No touching. No touching.
You know what, I'll stand strong and see this wedding happens.
- Who will get them married? - Yes.
Who do you think you are?
That reminds me.
I've to call Kunwar's father.
Please.
Listen. Listen.
We'll get Kunwar and Sarah married in a couple of days.
Okay?
And after that?
After that...
We'll fall at his feet. We'll apologise.
And say that kids made a mistake.
End of story.
And his father will end me.
I don't agree.
No, no, keep it. And there's more. There's more
Okay, happy.
Happy?
Singing Goan Song
Prince, wedding's fixed. Groom's hitched. Bride's blessed.
There end's my Queens Quest
Pinto, leave that here.
The wedding's fixed.
Prince...
We'll definitely get a country now.
Mr. Jackson.
Mr. Jackson. Welcome. Welcome.
Welcome. Welcome.
Wow. So this is your entrance?
Entrance? This is my entire house.
- The whole house. - House? So small.
Who is he?
He's Kunwar's secretary.
- Mr. Jackson. - Take his blessings.
- Is she your wife?
No. My mom.
Ahh, Mom... hello. - Hello.
- Did you ask about the groom? - Mom.
- You want to inquire about the Prince?
No. She means the Prince's likes,
dislikes, his favourite food, tea, coffee...etcetera.
You'll be his favourite pastime now.
Watch. I will show you. Come on.
Mom, please. Always in the way.
Present Kunwar and Kunwar Multinational.
Ohh...
- Amitabh Bachchan. - That's the Prince, mom.
- No, the one next to him. - With Amitabh Bachchan.
Playing KBC with AB.
This one...he pumped 1 billion in Trump's election.
Now, this...
Nick-Priyanka.
He gifted an island on their wedding.
- Island. - Ireland.
Imagine, Ireland.
Dad, the Prince is quite handsome, huh.
Sorry, dear, this one's already taken.
- Lay your eyes off him. - Dad...
He gives classes on handsomeness to Brad Pitt.
Prince is very nice.
Pita bread.
Tell me if Vijaya Mallya calls.
Yes.
Kunwar sir.
That was quick.
- Wedding presents for everyone. - Anu, go take it.
Look, mom, apples from Kashmir.
Mom, he's Kunwar sir. My future son-in-law.
And that's my mom.
Hello.
- Mom... - What?
I don't have a mom.
Ohh...
Can I touch her feet?
Please do. Please do. She's got two in fact.
Bless you, son. It's okay.
Son, why didn't you bring your father too?
Don't spoil the mood.
Don't mention his father.
Do you want to cancel the wedding?
Our daughter's life here is at stake.
- At least go and see his house. - House...
What's mom saying?
Well...
Mom has a hobby of seeing people's bungalows.
So she was asking about your bungalow?
What bungalow?
He means the one below London Tower or the one on top of Burj Khalifa.
See, mom. You're ranting about bungalows.
He's got so many bungalows.
Mumbai bungalow is good enough.
This fool doesn't know, I have no money for rent
I agree but we have to find a way to fool this fool
What about the Shooting bungalow
In Juhu
- Scr** Juhu! Scr** Juhu! - Scr** who?
Juhu!
I mean come see our bungalow in Juhu.
Juhu Scheme.
Happy? Mom's, happy.
Pandit, an ordinary coolie who sleeps on platforms can't get a bungalow.
Don't worry, Raju.
There's a bungalow in Juhu that's available on rent for film shoots
We'll show that to Rozario.
See. We're here.
Let's drive inside with the car. It'll give a good impression.
On the contrary, we'll get beaten up.
Why?
The car belongs to the owner of this bungalow.
You guys go on. I'll wait out here.
Pandit sir, I'll take my shoes off outside.
Feel at home, no. 1.
Come on.
Hello, good afternoon.
We want to meet the owner of this bungalow.
That's me.
Hello, sir.
We want to shoot in this bungalow. And want to discuss.
I'm leaving for Singapore. I've a flight to catch.
He's my manager. You can talk to him.
Be quick. I've to go to the airport with sir.
You see, we're making a serial of 420 episodes only.
It's called Father-in-law cheats the law.
The bungalow is the main character.
What a character.
We wanted to show the director this bungalow.
He can come whenever he wants.
He's coming today.
At 5 o'clock.
It's as big as the Bay of Bengal.
My son-in-law's loaded.
Two stair-cases.
One goes up the other comes down.
I'll first climb up And then climb down.
Mr. Jackson. Mr. Jackson.
How do you like our bungalow?
Jesus Christ, my daughter's going to live here like a queen.
She will be the queen of her king.
Mind-blowing, the bungalow and the owner.
Mr. Jackson, you're a god. Can I touch your feet?
- Of course. - Go ahead. In fact, he's got two.
This one too.
You...My son-in-law.
Singing Goan Song
Prince Raj Pratap Singh, do you take Sarah Rozario as your lawfully wedded wife.
Yeah-yeah.
Say I do.
I do.
Sarah Rozario, do you take Prince Raj Pratap Singh as your lawfully wedded husband.
Yes, I do.
She said I do.
You may now kiss the bride.
Yes. She's done it before.
Raj.
Come on.
- On the lips. On the lips. - What are you doing?
- I am doing it. I am doing it. - What are you doing?
Come on. Come on. Come on.
- Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. - Come on.
"You're so special to me."
Lord, I can't believe that we got married.
Me too.
We're no match.
And I know that you're adjusting in this small place only for me.
Yeah-yeah...come on.
Wait a minute.
Dad was praising your Juhu bungalow.
Bungalow.
Yeah.
We'll go to Mumbai tomorrow and stay in the bungalow.
Okay.
Weather in Mumbai is pretty bad.
The weather in Goa is very nice.
I want to settle down here.
Come here.
What rubbish.
What are the people going to say?
A billionaire husband is living with his in-laws.
Does it sound nice?
Why are you stuck on the bungalow like a broken record?
We'll definitely go...
In a week, month, year...decade.
- Come here. - No!
First, promise me.
We'll go to Mumbai tomorrow and stay in the bungalow.
Fine, we'll go...live in the bungalow.
What a nice bungalow.
Husband...
I meant Husband.
I even heard there's a gym, spa, jacuzzi in your bungalow.
- You talk too much at night. - Really?
Heaven is where the bungalow is.
We even have two dozen trains.
- Oh god, Sarah. - Anju.
I am going to miss you.
I know. You should've gotten married first.
But I did.
Wait a minute.
I can't stand the tears of a sister. I will stay right here.
- Come, Deepak. - No, brother-in-law.
This was just the vidai-pose for Instagram post.
You know sad types.
Otherwise, my sister got married why wouldn't I be happy.
- My child... - Granny.
I am going, granny.
Look, dear. Don't forget your old granny in your big bungalow.
Mother ***
- What? - I mean tear in mom's eyes.
I can't play with mummy's emoji.
- Emotion. - Exactly.
- Deepak, keep my luggage back. - Yes.
I'll stay right here.
I don't want my dad's mansion, I want mom's compassion.
- No, there's no need for that. - There is.
No, there isn't, son.
When the daughter leaves, mothers always cry.
- It's a tradition, son. - What a tradition.
- Go on, children. Be happy. - How can we?
My blessings are there.
Daddy.
Child. Child.
- Daddy. - Leaving your father.
Child.
I can't see your sorrow.
I'm gonna stay right here. And never leave.
- Sarah, let's go. - Listen, son, listen.
Father of the bride has to cry.
- It's a rule. - Papa.
The ceremony is incomplete without father's tears.
And this isn't real.
See...
It's glycerin. - Papa.
The wedding planners carry it with them.
But...if her uncle cries next, I won't listen to anyone.
I will stay right here.
Why is he laughing?
He will go with you. Stay with you for a month.
That's our tradition.
What kind of tradition is this?
- Pinto. - Yes, brother-in-law.
You're going to a mansion now.
Take good care.
And there will be a couple of dozen servants.
Don't be rude to anyone.
I'll be rude with each and every one.
Pinto...
Secretary.
Let's go, sir.
Bye, love you.
Mom...you did only one good thing in life.
Giving birth to a wiseman like Jeffery Rozario.
See...I got her married in a billionaire family.
Heaven on the docks.
I am the wolf and I am the fox.
We're home. Sarah's home.
What a huge bungalow.
Is this yours?
What a place.
Come on, Raj, let's take a selfie.
Smile, Raj.
- Smile? - How can I smile?
I got married without our daddy's permission.
I'll have to go inside and make him smile, get him in the mood.
Try to understand.
Now listen, you guys wait out here.
I don't want anything to go wrong on the first day.
Okay.
Jackson.
I am going in to handle the situation, Follow me
Ok, but what if our cover is blown
Then we're screwed
We are Screwed
Let's go.
Pandit, blow up this place along with me.
I am getting stressed.
Relax, man.
God knows your love is true.
He'll show us a way.
Whatever happened with you is none of my business!
A useless son like you is already dead for me.
I figured that out when you let me rot in jail, dad.
You didn't even bail me out.
I've nothing to do with someone who deals in drugs.
You've nothing to do with me, with my business, and my property.
You are not the law, dad.
And according to the law all this...
This is mine!
And I'll sue you for it if I have to.
Pandit, that boy's a rascal.
I got him arrested.
- What? - Now he's suing his father.
Wait a minute.
Then you should sue your father too.
But I don't have a father to sue.
That guy up there.
I can't sue him.
Sweetheart, for Sarah and his uncle he's your father.
Sue him!
Leave me, secretary!
Calm down. And don't overdo it. They might hear you inside.
I'll sue every member of Singapore family.
What do they think?
Don't I have a right to this bungalow.
I'll send him a notice. I'll sue him.
I'll win and then set foot in this bungalow.
Or my name isn't Prince Raj Pratap.
I'm leaving now, dad.
But I'll take this bungalow from you.
I'll see...how you take this bungalow from me?
I will take it from him.
I'll show him that I am his blood.
If he thinks he's bad, I am his dad.
Calm down, Prince, calm down.
What calm down?
My father's denying to accept Sarah as my wife.
He means refusing.
He won't find a cute daughter like her anywhere.
I can tolerate anything but not Sarah's insult.
I'll do anything. I'll be a coolie.
Coolie.
"The burden of the world on my head..."
- I'll sleep at the railway station. - No, sir.
You know why?
Because when there is a will there is a lawyer.
So first I'll win the case and then set foot in this bungalow.
Anju...
When will we get married, man?
Deepak.
Sir...
Where are you bringing the car from? - Hello, sir.
No, sir. I am just standing here.
Why is the car so decorated?
- I... - Shut up.
- You take sir's car to weddings. - No, sir.
- What are you saying? - Park the car inside.
Here's your cap.
Wear it.
Let's go inside.
Sorry, sir.
Oh Lord, what's going on?
They even took your car.
Temper. Angry Dad. - Uncle.
Temper. Took his car with boot and bumper.
- What to do? - See uncle.
Do you still want to live in this house like shameless people?
Never.
Raise your hand and hail a taxi.
Taxi?
Taxi.
Five people are not allowed.
Then?
Uncle.
Go back to Goa.
- No, I won't go back to Goa. - That's not possible.
Uncle's going to stay with me. He won't go anywhere.
This bird of a feather...
...wants to flock in with his niece together. Okay.
- Deepak. - Yes.
- Take uncle to his destination. - Okay.
- Come, uncle. - But where?
- The other taxi. - Okay.
Come, sir. Please. Let's go, madam.
Don't look.
Please, mind your head.
Did she hurt herself.
Koliwada.
- You must be hungry. - Very hungry. Very hungry.
What do you want?
Rice cakes, pancakes.
Stuffed pancakes.
- What did he say? - Rice cakes, pancakes, flatbread.
Fried bread.
Get two of everything. I am starving.
Will that be enough?
First, we'll eat then tell you.
And if it's less we'll order more.
Hurry up. Hurry up.
Water... - Pancakes.
Fill it up
Hurry up, I am hungry. - Coming.
Are you happy?
Very happy
Okay, I'll go get a taxi. Don't forget to eat the ice-cream.
Ice-cream before the main course?
You can eat whatever you want, uncle.
Sir, bill.
Where did your partner go?
He's gone to get a taxi.
It's been more than half an hour. Who is going to pay?
What money?
Money comes and goes. Food is important.
Tawde. Shinde. Show him from where money comes and goes
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Consider me as your guest and you served me
Is this how you treat you guests?
Pandit, how can my Sarah live here?
I know this place isn't right. But unfortunately...
Wait She's coming.
Raj.
Yes.
Are we going to live here?
Impossible. What are you doing, Mr. Secretary?
From our bungalow to this place?
See Sarah, he's so persistent. He even sued his father.
I know he'll win.
But the case might take days, months, years even.
But how can Sarah live here?
Raj, I'll manage.
What are you saying, Sarah?
You want a bungalow, don't you?
Yes.
Give me 10 minutes.
I'll clean this place up and turn it into a bungalow.
Okay.
See...what a sensible child.
God bless you, dear. Bless you.
Pandit, it's my first day in the city after our wedding.
- Lend me some money. - Money?
Great.
You're my first customer who is taking a commission from the agent who fixed his wedding
Stop counting, Pandit. You're a Godsend
Make space.
We also have our honeymoon to go to.
"Coolie no. 1."
"I am Coolie no. 1."
What are you doing?
You're carrying these bags like porters do at railway stations.
Coolie?
Yes.
Just like this.
I can be a Coolie for you.
My child, how are you? All fine.
Everything's not fine.
Uncle must have told you, dad.
Uncle told me.
Uncle isn't here, dear?
What?
- Uncle didn't reach? - No.
Raj said he left two days ago.
Anyway, things are not looking good here.
What happened?
What happened, dear?
- Jeffery... - The connection's lost.
Pinto hasn't returned yet.
And why did Sarah say things are not looking good here?
Something doesn't feel right.
But who is going to explain to him?
Okay fine.
Talk to him. I know the rest.
- Mom. Mom. - I'm with you.
- Mom. Mom. - Sudha.
Sudha, you listen to me.
Whose child is that?
You'll love the city.
Hey...
Someone save the child.
Look at that child. He's on the tracks!
Whose child is that?
Where did Rohan disappear?
- Rohan! - The train's coming.
My son is Hard of Hearing...
Raja...
Someone save my child!
Rohan!
Raju!
Rohan!
- Mom! - My son.
Thank you, Raju. Thank you very much!
You've a mother's blessings.
May you be blessed with whatever you desire.
Don't cry, sister.
I am a Coolie.
My job is to take care of people's possessions.
Take care of him.
Let's go, son.
I'll never leave you alone again.
What...
You're a coolie?
Coolie?
I am ruined.
Bloody fraud.
What did you say?
Ambani's entire business rests on your shoulders.
In fact, the entire world's bag, baggage, luggage is on your shoulders.
Coolie!
Hey, son of a disco dancer.
Who are you?
I know who are you.
Mahendra Pratap Singh's son.
King of Singapore.
Get lost.
The world's my home, the station's my hangout.
And my job is to carry luggage.
And entertain people.
The name's Raju.
Orphan. But I like to have fun.
And people call me Coolie no. 1
Any doubts.
Any doubt.
What doubt? What the f***
Listen, mister, mind your tongue.
Why are you pestering Raju?
He's been working here as a coolie for many years.
- Isn't that right? - Yes! Yes!
He's not a coolie. He's my son-in-law.
Don't kill my vibe, or I'll vanquish your tribe
To hell with your son-in-law.
- Where... - Hell.
Now get lost or I'll punch you so hard...
...that you'll start bleeding from both the nostrils.
The train's coming. I guess he bit some mad dog.
- Get lost old man. - Let's go. Let's go.
Me mad?
Father of the bride is mad?
Coming, sir, coming.
Let's go. Let's go.
Pandit sir, I am in trouble.
Sarah.
Saru.
Are you angry because I am late?
Look what I brought for you.
See...
I'll take that lingerie.
That sounded like daddy.
It is him.
Dad...
Sorry, I didn't see you.
But I saw you... At the railway station.
Coolie. Coolie.
Coolie? Coolie, who?
You...a coolie.
Dad saw you at the railway station.
Working as a coolie.
You think I'll work as a coolie. Prince Raj Pratap Singh.
Enough of Prince Raj Pratap Singh.
To hell with this Prince.
He's lying, dear.
The person you saw at the railway station
wasn't Prince Raj Pratap Singh.
That was Raju.
Prince Raj's twin brother.
Twin?
Did you hear?
Do I have Moron written on my face?
That you'll make up some twin story and I'll buy it.
I'm not make up anything.
I'll give you a proof.
- Proof? - Yes.
Watch.
Same-to-same.
If he was the only one, it would've been called Kunwar Multinational Company.
But since they are two, that's why Kunwar and Kunwar Multinational.
Simple.
No, no...he wasn't in the picture until yesterday.
Where did he pop up from?
And even if he did how did he get so big?
And why would a boy from a rich family work as a porter.
It's a sad story.
My brother had some bad habits.
He had become an addict.
And used to go to Red lights.
Red light, you mean Traffic Signal?
Red light area.
Shabnam in one arm and rum in the other.
And that too neat.
When dad found out about his habits he threw Raju out of the house.
Then what...
Raju started working as a porter to humiliate papa.
I mean...porter.
Today cause of his mistakes I've go to pay the price.
I even left my father for my reputation
...but today my father-in-law and wife tarnished it.
Shame on me!
- Shame on me! Shame on me! - No, no, no, Raj, sorry.
Sorry, Raj. It was a mistake.
We...we don't doubt you at all.
We completely trust you.
Tell him, dad!
Yeah...
We...trust you...also.
You do, do you?
Sarah, serve lunch. I am starving.
Come.
Come on.
Raj...
Raju.
Raju-Raj.
Raju-Raj-Raj-Raju.
- That Rozario's living in my house. - Are you serious?
Seems like I am married to him.
- I wish I could... - Don't worry.
Raj...
- I'll call you later. - Okay.
Raj, what are you doing here?
Dad must be getting bored inside.
Let's take him out.
But dad left in the morning.
- Dad left. - What?
- Dad left. - I didn't hear you.
- Dad left. - Say it again.
Dad left.
"Monalisa..."
"This isn't fair."
"Monalisa..."
"I won't stop coming after you."
"What a mind-blowing girl I've impressed."
"Mother promise I'm gonna die."
"Winter has arrived."
"And the blanket's too small."
"I've found your earring from the marketplace..."
"...waiting at your doorstep like a lover estranged."
"I found your earring from the marketplace..."
"...waiting at your doorstep like a lover estranged."
"Your beauty's giving me sleepless nights."
"Mother promise I'm gonna die."
"I won't be impressed, sweetheart."
"Why do you drag your mom in the middle?"
"I won't be impressed, sweetheart."
"Why do you drag your mom in the middle?"
"Why don't you quit chasing me?"
"You're so persistent."
"I won't believe in your lies...lies...lies..."
"You got me imprisoned for life."
"Mother swear I'm gonna die."
"I am lucky you're my wife.
"Mother promise I'm gonna die."
"Mother promise..."
"Mother promise die."
"Mother promise..."
"Mother promise die."
Mummy!
Singing Goa Song
Jeffery.
You left yesterday and returned today?
And now I'll say my 'Hello-hi' and leave again.
Why?
Why, mummy?
It's buy 1 get 1 free season.
What?
Meaning with one son-in-law get another son-in-law free.
Another son-in-law?
Mummy, when we buy the map of India...
...the map of Sri Lanka comes complimentary.
Similarly even this one's complimentary.
Raj's kid brother Raju.
We'll get Raju married to Anju.
And imagine, mom.
Anju will also become the daughter-in-law of a royal billionaire family.
Sooner or later...the father of our sons-in-law will kick the bucket...
- And both of them will pounce on wealth. - No, no, Jeffery.
You don't know their father, Jeffery.
- So. - Be patient. Wait.
No, mom. If I wait, it'll be too late.
Anju.
Jeffery. Jeffery.
Dad, where are we going?
It's a surprise. I'll tell you later.
Anju.
Heaven on the dock.
Did you pack your mini frocks?
Dad...
Come on.
Jeffery, listen.
Don't worry, mom, I'll call you over soon.
The Lord will keep you safe. Just light candles.
Why didn't he take me along now?
You and Sarah have settled in.
I wish Anju and I get married pretty soon.
Do something, Raju. Think of something.
Don't be mad.
How can you even think of marrying Anju?
She is a millionaire's daughter and you're just a cheap mechanic.
What are you?
I am much better than you. At least I am a mechanic.
Car?
That's not a train. It's a car.
Deepak.
Raju. Raju.
Raju, my dear, Raju.
Why do you keep following me? Any doubt?
No doubt, only luck.
Deepak, what are you doing here?
I came to meet the young master.
Even I came to meet the CM.
CM?
- You know why? - Why?
Because we're relatives. We're related.
Related how?
Your twin brother Raj married my daughter.
He got married, man.
Hey...??
I want nothing to do with my brother...
...why would I entertain you?
But you will have to. And come with me wherever I tell you to go.
Swear on the creator. I won't go anywhere with you.
- You mean you won't listen to me. - No.
- Are you sure? - No.
Then I'll go see your father.
Why? Why? Why?
I'll go tell him...what kind of a father is he.
Father's rolling in riches, And his son's down here in ditches.
Hey...
What father is he going to? The one I don't have.
How would I know?
- Deepak, I am in traffic. - You mean trouble.
Trouble!
Watchman!
Open the gate bloody Watchman!
Hey...I won't let you meet my father.
I am going to teach your father a lesson
He's not some school that you'll teach.
Deepak.
Please, Mr. Rozario.
If you complain about my young master to my master's master...
...then my master's master will reprimand my young master.
He's right.
Forget all this.
- I'll go wherever you say... - I am not luggage.
No, Raju.
See...now he's on the right track.
Now you'll have to go wherever I tell you.
Sings Goan Song
Welcome, Welcome.
From today you'll live here, Young Prince.
Anju.
- What? - Anju.
Anju. Surprise.
Deepak.
Deepak? Surprise?
Even his parents were surprised when he was born.
Come.
This.
Brother-in-law.
Brother-in-law?
See...even you got duped like me.
He's your brother-in-law's twin brother Raju.
He's a bachelor.
And she...is your sister-in-law's sister.
She's a bachelor.
This old man will take Anju from me.
Why are you stressing on 'bachelor' so much?
I am not the correct guy for your Anju.
- There's a lot missing in me. - Missing?
- Come on. Come on. - Raju...
There was a lot missing in 'Sholay' as well.
Thakur's arms were missing, Gabbar's home was missing,
Jaya Bhaduri's dialogues were missing.
What can I do?
Get to know Anju. And you'll miss her too.
Take her out.
Do I look like a tourist guide to you?
I won't go at any cost.
- You won't go? - No.
- Are you sure? - No.
Then I'm going to your father...
I'll take her out at any cost.
I will...
I've heard Mumbai's ice-candies are pretty famous.
- Let's have some. - Fine, then stop here.
Hey...Tambi, two ice-candies.
Right away.
Two ice-candies for those two.
Prince!
Prince...
Look what that rascal did to me.
Prince...
- Who the hell is he? - Dedh-phutia. Juhu's gangster.
- What? - Let's go. Come on.
Let's go, let's go.
Oh my, god. He's climbed up on the car.
What the hell is he doing?
- Stop. Stop. - Drive faster. Drive faster.
They make me wash all the plates.
Raj, let go of the steering wheel let me drive.
Prince...
Turn, turn, turn...
Prince left me.
Prince dressed like a coolie.
Is he a coolie?
Today I'll pester him so much that he'll throw me out.
Good lord.
Dear-dear son-in-law.
- I've been waiting for you. - Don't touch.
Don't touch? Should I serve dinner?
This is not the time to eat.
Bring me a soda, snacks, and ice.
I can't sleep until I don't drink.
- Drink. - "Julie-Julie."
Yuck.
You didn't like it, did you? Then throw me out.
I've brought something better for you.
Wait.
He won't stop until I am not drunk.
Look.
Full bottle.
Looks more like a barrel. I won't drink it.
- You won't. - No.
- Are you sure? - No.
Then I'll go offer some to your father.
I will drink it.
Always using my father...
Anju.
Bring a glass, soda, ice, snacks...turn on the AC.
Cheers.
Raju.
Raju, wake up.
Let me sleep.
Your sister-in-law's here. She's crying.
- I don't have a sister-in-law. - What?
- Sister-in-law? - Yes.
And she's crying.
Why is she crying?
What do I tell you, dad?
He hasn't returned since last night.
I am worried.
Don't worry, dear.
Don't worry.
There you are.
Where were you?
Don't leave me alone again.
Please don't do it again.
Sarah. Sarah.
Sarah, he's not your husband Raj.
He's his brother Raju.
What?
Yes.
Sorry.
You see...you two look exactly the same...
So... sorry.
What do I say?
He hasn't come home since last night.
Even his phone's switched off. I've been trying for so long.
He must have got drunk and passed out.
No. He doesn't drink.
Sometimes people force you to drink.
Don't worry, dear. Let's all go together and find him.
Okay. Come, Raju.
If I come along you'll never find him.
I'll go and find him, sister-in-law.
No, no, let's all go together.
A family that looks together, finds together.
No!
Sir, my son-in-law's been missing since last night.
Now it's dawn.
The milkman delivered milk, the baker delivered bread...
...but still no sign of him.
Do you have a picture of him?
Yes, yes.
Here you go.
For god's sake please find him.
I am worried about him.
"Whose face is this in the picture?"
"Whose is it?"
"...the one that's in front of me."
- Dhople. - Sir.
Catch him and hand him over to them.
Inspector, he's my twin brother.
I've been trying to explain to this miser.
Chuck the Police complain in the sea.
I said I'll go alone and find that son of a gun.
Why are you always staring at me?
Take him home and lock him up.
Otherwise, our cops will catch him and you'll say...
"We found him...found him... found him..."
He's completely shaken.
Repeat that again. I didn't get it.
He said found him, found him.
Raj. You're back.
Where were you?
You didn't return last night.
What are you doing? I fall down.
This is the fifth time I checked back since morning.
I went to Pune last night to meet the lawyer.
When I came home it was locked.
And the wife's missing.
Where were you?
We thought you went missing.
I am not a kid to go missing.
Open the door. I haven't slept a wink.
I need some rest.
Right. You get some rest.
I'll be back from the temple.
But...why the temple?
I had prayed.
When you are found I'll first thank Lord Ganesha.
You love me so much, and Ganesha too.
Let me go.
I've lost my mind.
Hey daredevil, give us your purse and ring.
What for?
Who do you think you are?
Hey...
Do not touch.
What's wrong, sister-in-law?
Brother-in-law?
Brother-in-law, these guys are trying to steal my ring and purse.
Why you...
He's a coward.
Not the face.
He's a wimp.
Guys, I beg you...
Stop begging you, coward.
Not a coward. I think he's crazy.
Sister-in-law, just handover the ring and purse.
Soon. Soon.
- No, no. - Give it.
Sister-in-law, when there's life there's brother's wife.
- Am I right? - Yeah.
- Give it here. - We're the same.
Now get lost. - We're one.
- Let's go. - Get lost.
Don't look back, sister-in-law.
- Get lost. - Times are bad.
Get lost.
Wimp!
Raju. Raju. At least get my ring back.
Raj gave me that ring.
Okay, sister-in-law, I'll try.
Please.
Punching me in the stomach?
I look like a coward to you, right ?
Yes.
Who isn't scared of goons?
But you know what...
When God's with you, no one can harm him.
I look like a wimp to you?
Yes, I am a wimp.
Raju...
Raju, I look like a coward to you?
Get lost, Malinga.
Raju... Raju...
Give me. Give me. Give me.
- Give me. - Leave me.
Do I look crazy to you?
Crazy...
Sister-in-law.
I will tell him how good you are.
I mean he's always talking rubbish about you.
Forget it, sister-in-law.
One can't stop anyone from saying things.
Okay, see you then.
How can I let you go?
- Come upstairs. - No, sister-in-law.
Even I have a reputation.
I won't come up until he doesn't call me.
Okay, but wait here. I'll go call him.
- Okay. - Wait here.
- Right here. - Okay.
Okay, sister-in-law.
Okay, fine.
Raju.
Raj.
Raj, where are you?
Raj.
Sarah, at least let me shower in peace.
Enough...brother-in-law's here. Come, let's meet him.
Brother-in-law. What is that alcoholic doing here?
Raj, he saved me from goons today, you know.
He thrashed them. Come on.
What else do you expect of a goon after all?
Bloody ruffian.
Raj, enough. Bury the past. Come on.
What are you doing, Sarah? Sarah. Sarah, wait.
Brother-in-law.
Where did he go?
He's gone, the bloody ruffian.
Let's go.
Jeffery Rozario, I've come to tell you something important.
Raju Coolie is a...
Rozario, Raju Coolie is taking you and both your daughters...
Godbole. Why take the extra trouble?
I found my son-in-law.
Swear on the creator.
And the matchmaker.
Tobacco causes cancer.
And a guy like me is disco dancer.
yeah-yeah...
"Julie-Julie..."
"Johnny's mad about Julie..."
"For her he can do all sorts of crazies."
"That's Raju Coolie-Raju Coolie-Raju Coolie."
Rozario, Raju Coolie and your son-in-law are the same people.
Are you blind?
He's only mimicking his voice.
Are you deaf?
The city's filled with people who can mimic Mithun Chakraborty's voice.
I am going to charge him with section 304...
...who put me in the sack and cracked my eggs.
That hurts. Bloody hurts.
Can't sleep?
I will.
Sarah.
Dad?
Dad!
Come down.
Daddy.
My baby.
How are you, daddy?
So good to see you, dear. Thank you.
Why are Raj and you living in a place like this?
Makes me cry.
It's okay, daddy.
Anyway...
A father has thought of something for his children.
Don't say no, okay.
- What is this? - This is a honeymoon package.
3-days, 2-nights stay free.
Don't say no.
There's complimentary breakfast as well.
Please.
Thank you, daddy.
God bless you. God bless you.
Why would I go on a 3-days 2-night stay with Anju?
To lock-pop-and hip-hop with my daughter.
A father's allowing you. Take her.
Whatever...I won't go.
- You won't go? - No.
- Are you sure? - No.
Then I am going to your father.
No matter what, I'll go...
Take me with you.
- What are you doing? - Hello, sir.
Hello, madam.
This is your bellboy, Mac.
What Mac? You're as big as McDonald.
We have a booking under the name of Anjali Rozario and Raju...
Pratap Singh.
Let's go.
Sir, we would like to inform you that the hotel offers a complimentary breakfast.
A bottle of wine and free wifi.
To hell with your wifi.
Show us to our room.
The suite we're going to show you...
...you would've never seen a room as big as this.
Forget the room...
...I've never seen a fatso as big as you.
That's extremely rude, sir.
I agree.
Why did you leave my hand?
Anju.
Wait.
Listen to me.
Happy meal, who's going to take us to our room?
Come on.
One down.
Anjali, walk with me.
Your dad said...
Wait a second, ma'am. The keys to your room.
Thank you.
Listen to me.
No, don't touch me.
By the bellboy, I heard you've got a sound reputation.
Thank you, sir. Thank you.
Unfortunately, no one respects you.
How rude.
What?
Anjali.
Raju. Don't come any closer.
Why not?
I love someone else.
- Who do you love, Anjali? Tell me. - Just stop it.
- Tell me, Anjali. - Please, stop it.
Anju.
Plumber.
Hi.
How am I looking?
Superb.
Thank you.
And me?
You...
You're already exploding from all sides.
Do you want to blow up?
- Relax, Raj. - Show us to our room.
Please.
- Baby... - I've something to...
Sir, we need to...
I am a Prince, I don't talk to the poor.
Prince?
A penny.
Gentleman.
- Did you see... - What?
...that guy came with a different girl first.
She was my daughter.
And now he arrived with a different girl.
You jolly young man she's my daughter too.
Why?
Can't a man have two daughters?
And there's two of him, not one.
Two.
Heaven on the docks, man.
Twins out of the box, man.
Singing Goan Song
"Beauty's..."
"Love's..."
"My body's beautiful..."
"My love's passionate..."
"I want to shower my love on you..."
"Come and take me in your embrace."
"No..."
"Sweetheart...don't steal my heart."
"My beauty's been giving you signs."
"Don't seduce me like this, silly."
"My beauty's been giving you signs."
"Don't seduce me like this, silly."
"Come closer...come closer, beloved."
"Sweetheart, you're the queen of my dreams."
"I'll make you mine, look into my eyes."
"No..."
"Sweetheart's driving me crazy."
"Sweetheart...don't steal my heart."
"The moment of love doesn't come often."
"Why do you draw me closer like this?"
"Don't torment me slowly..."
"Don't make me stagger with your words on a night like this?"
"What are your intentions, beloved."
"No..."
"Sweetheart, your lover's crazy."
"Sweetheart...don't steal my heart."
Daddy.
Yeah.
What's wrong?
Anju's having a headache since morning.
She's vomiting. Taking pills.
The doctor's checking her. Let's see what's wrong.
Congratulations, Jeffery.
Anju's pregnant.
You're going to be a grandpa.
- How? - Grandpa?
But she was fine till last night.
This is Raju's doing.
Serves you right for sending him with Anju all the time.
See the result.
Look, he's my brother.
He can never do such a thing.
What do you mean? It's all his fault.
And the doctor just checked Anju.
- And not some Manju or Ranju. - Daddy.
Mummy, now what to do?
Like a responsible father...
...you got to meet the boy's father and discuss this.
I see...
I hope he agrees.
He will have to agree.
You know why?
Mummy, the biggest joy for any father...
...is when he becomes a grandpa. Grandpa!
Heaven on the docks, man.
I'll meet his father with sweets in the box, man.
Hey Deepak...
What?
You killed my vibe
Now I'll go and vanquish your tribe
- Back to work all of you. - When did you and Anju do it?
Tell me.
Raju, what's wrong with you? Why are you talking like this?
Shit.
I've lost my mind playing double roles.
Doesn't matter. It happens.
Don't change the topic. When did you do it?
When you would meet Sarah, I would go to meet Anju.
It's alright. Sip some tea.
You know what, put some poison in this tea for me.
Why?
I would rather die than live a life like this.
Then die.
How dare you say that for a friend.
I am saying this because I am a friend.
You will have to die.
Not Kunwar Rajpratap Singh.
But Raju Coolie.
Sir...
Have a sweet. Have a sweet.
Singing Goan Song
Who are you?
First sweet, then congratulation, then introductions.
- Have a sweet. - Sweet? What for?
I am going to be a granddad.
Granddad.
But who are you?
You are going to be the grandpa of my grandson.
You.
Meaning your son and my daughter.
Ohh...
So my son's been seeing your daughter.
I know greedy people like you too well!
But I will not let this happen! No!
The lives of both my daughters are at stake!
And you will not let this happen!
Mind you, I'll sue you!
How dare you speak to me like this!
Guards. Throw this man out.
Throw him out.
No one has ever humiliated Jeffery Rozario like this.
I am keeping my cool because of my daughters.
Otherwise, come to Goa.
I'll show you...I'm the bloody king over there.
King.
Leave me. Leave me.
If you can't raise your kids then why have them?
One is begging on the streets and the other is working as a coolie.
- Another son? - Yes, another son.
- Are you the manager? - Yes.
What manager?
Don't you know he has twin sons?
What?
Tell him how his twins are making him proud.
Tell him if he interferes in my matters...
...then I'll bring this mansion to the ground.
Coolie's dad...yuck! Coolie's dad...yuck!
Stop spitting.
Coolie's dad...yuck!
- Mahesh, I've good news for you. - What?
Remember Raju Coolie.
How can I forget him?
He's the reason I lost this wealth and bungalow.
The time's come, you'll get your revenge and the bungalow.
But don't forget my commission.
What are you doing?
Come on.
I gave you the idea to kill Raju Coolie, but what story are we going to tell.
Raju took Rozario's car to the hills.
Drunk.
Fine, drunk.
And then it happened exactly as we feared.
What?
Diving into a ravine, Raju Coolie goes up into the skyline.
Come on.
Coolie no. 1. Goodbye.
Don't look too happy. I am not dying really.
- Heave - Ho...
Raju Coolie.
Goodbye.
Raju. Raju, my shirt's stuck.
- Deepak. - Your friend's dying, Raju.
Your friend's dying, Raju.
- Raju... - Take off your shirt.
Take off your shirt.
Raju...
Found it.
Found it, sir.
Sir...
We found it.
Where is Raju?
Don't know.
Did he run...
...or did he sink?
Raj.
You have to be strong, Raj.
Sarah, he was strong and I was weak.
He wrote the exams but I would pass.
He would send his passport, and I would get the visa.
He would lift luggage at the railway station...
...but he didn't burden anyone with his corpse.
No!
I feel my brother's going to say...
"Bro, don't cry. Don't cry, bro."
Hey...
"Don't cry, bro."
Huh?
My brother spoke.
- He spoke to me. - No, Raj.
Please.
Hey, bro, don't cry.
I want to say something before I go.
The person responsible for my death is Rozario.
Daddy?
Everyone nowadays has Jio.
But in my life there was Rozario.
No!
And before I go I will say that Anju is a sweet girl.
Before I go I want to request you all to get her married to the person she likes.
A guy that would be the light in her life.
Deepak.
I am going, bro.
No, bro...
I am going, bro.
No, bro...
See you, bro.
No, bro...
Bye, bro.
You cannot do this to me, bro.
No.
- Raj. - No.
No.
Raj.
Sir.
Young master, good morning.
Why do you look stunned?
He's your manager.
- Manager. - Yes...
The master, your father, has called you right now.
He was in tears and saying that I lost one son...
...and I don't want to lose the other one.
So...he's called you over right now to solve all differences.
Please, come.
I won't go.
Raj.
Are you mad?
- I won't go. - Raj.
- He's your father, son. He's calling you. - Forget the tea.
Go on.
Raj, let's go.
He must be shattered after hearing this news.
Yes.
For god's sake Raj, you should be with him.
- Go on. - Come on, go.
Be careful with him. Or else he'll run away.
Don't worry, I will take care.
Sir, whatever I did was the sake of my love.
I am a poor man.
If my wife finds out...
Sir is waiting for you, Raju.
He's in his room upstairs.
Just go and apologise.
Okay, I'll beg for his forgiveness. You take care of the rest.
All the best.
Sir...
Sir, I am Raju.
I know what I did was wrong.
But please don't put me in jail.
Or my wife will leave me, sir.
I am just a coolie.
I work at Mumbai Central.
Sir...
Anybody there!
Someone killed him!
Anyone...
What have you done?
You killed my dad.
Rascal, you're framing me because I got you arrested.
- This was your planning. - You rascal...
What happened?
Sir...
I sent you here to apologise.
But you killed him.
I haven't done anything, sir. He's framing me.
- He's a rascal. - Did what?
I can see for myself...there's blood on your hands.
He is lying, sir. This is a facade.
Inspector, he killed my boss.
Inspector, I haven't don't anything. They are lying.
He isn't even dead, sir.
He's still alive.
He's still breathing. Check for yourself.
Please... Check. Check him!
Check him!
Rascal duped me.
Catch him.
Deepak!
Where is Deepak?
There.
Deepak!
Deepak, listen.
What are you doing?
You know Mahendra Pratap owner of the bungalow...
Yes.
- His son stabbed him. - What are you saying?
And I've been accused of it.
Look...we must keep him alive to prove me innocent.
Okay.
Police are taking him to the hospital.
His son will definitely show up there to kill him.
We must get there before him.
Don't worry.
Okay.
Dad, tell me why are we here?
To get a second opinion, dear.
With a hope that the doctor says that you're not expecting.
- Talk to him. - What...
Anjali Motwani, Gynaecologist.
The first floor, on the right.
- First floor. Thank you. - Welcome.
Let's go.
- Let's go. Let's go. - But why, I am walking with you, papa.
?? - Rozario. Where is your son-in-law?
The guy that comes to the Police station and files his own missing complaint.
I don't understand a thing.
Have you ever seen them together?
One leaves and the other shows up.
Other leaves and the first one shows up.
Do you know what his biggest crime is?
What?
He tried to kill Mahendra Pratap.
Inspector, what rubbish?
Who tries to kill his father?
Mahendra Pratap doesn't know him.
What father?
- Mahendra Pratap Singh is... - Not his father.
- And he's... - Not his son.
Then who is he?
He's just a coolie, just a coolie, just a coolie.
Just a coolie, just a coolie, just a coolie.
I'll lose my mind.
He's just a coolie, just a coolie, just a coolie.
She is Julie, she's Julie, she's Julie.
- What a big fraud. - No, dad.
He married one daughter and got the other one pregnant.
- No, daddy... - I will ruin his entire family.
He doesn't have a family.
Come on.
- Gyno Karishma. - Yes, nurse Kareena.
Listen, you know why we're here right?
Why?
"I'm the nurse, you're the gyno."
"Come with me..."
"Where's the boss..."
"...look around."
"You're Deepak, I am Coolie..."
"...if anyone finds out, we'll be..."
You check the 7th floor.
Sorry. My bad.
Hey, what is...is what?
What is...is what?
I mean what is this, this is what?
I am sorry.
It's okay.
Wait a minute.
I've seen you before.
Hey inspector, first decide.
Have you seen us or not?
I am sure I've seen you.
Madam, you are...
Above your paygrade.
"We uproot every disease from the root..."
"Singapore nurses. Singapore nurses."
Very shitty policeman, I like your cap.
Dhople.
- Dhople. - Sir.
Two nurses rammed into me.
Where were you?
"Singapore nurses."
Deepak, check what room is he?
What are you doing here?
I mean what is this cute girl doing here?
Hey man, who are you?
I am nurse Kareena.
And I am gyno Karishma.
- Gynaecologist? - Yeah.
Then only you two can do this job for me.
Okay. Okay.
You're f***
- Why? - They want to abort the child.
I'll handle it.
Look, over-aged uncle, we'll do it.
- Thank you. - But first,
your baby has to come with your baby
Come, baby, come with us.
Go with madam.
Don't worry.
Go, baby, go.
Not you.
Hello. Hello...
I've seen you before.
Oh, come on. Oh my, god.
It's an old trick to impress girls.
Many say I'm the heartbeat of the youth, queen of their dreams.
What say, man.
Heaven on the dock, man.
Beauty in the frock, man.
Get lost pervert.
How could you agree?
How could you agree to abort this child?
But I...
You love Deepak, don't you?
It's all my fault.
I left you two alone at the hotel and...
Brother-in-law.
To hell with brother-in-law.
Is something wrong with your voice?
My entire life's gone wrong.
Raju, don't get some frustrated.
Shut up.
If anything had happened to the child, I wouldn't have spared you.
You take care of her.
I'll go check on sir.
Sarah, I made a mistake but I am not a wrong guy.
You just believe me.
Believe you?
Believe who?
On Raj?
Raju Coolie?
Or a nurse?
Wait.
Go.
Sister...
Hey...I am not your sister.
Let's go. Let's go, Raju.
I wouldn't even resuscitate my wife, but this is different.
Oh, God.
Congratulations. Congratulations.
Sir, keep your mouth open.
Inspector, you'll get Corona.
- Let's go. Let's go. - Who is that? Where are you taking me?
Come on.
Is this oneway ticket to Hong Kong?
I am saving his life.
I am saving him, inspector.
I am saving his life.
Dhople.
Sir. Sir. What happened?
Where were you?
Wake up.
Whenever I get whacked, my crazy heart says...
- Dhople. Dhople. Dhople. Dhople. - Where is sir?
Forget sir. Ask about the nurse.
Where is the nurse?
- Nurse? - Nurse!
Raju.
Deepak, take him someplace safe.
Right, right, right, nurse.
I'll take this patient to the operation theatre.
Excuse me. Who are you?
I am Dr. Joshi. Manoj Joshi.
Cardiac surgeon.
I've seen you before.
In the operation theatre.
How could I have seen you in the operation theatre?
Your mother...is the one I operated on.
Mom got operated.
Why doesn't she tell me?
Since when did the manager become a doctor?
You?
Rascal.
He's still alive.
It's hot.
Not the iron. Not the iron.
Trying to frame me.
- Not the iron. Not the iron. - Come on.
Close it.
Who the hell are you?
- Nurse Kareena. - Gyno Karisma.
We changed getup at home.
"Singapore nurses. Singapore nurses."
Let's go. You're the one always singing.
Let's go.
There he is.
Move.
Are you okay?
Did you forgive me?
I've only one husband.
My Raju.
I'll always be this one.
Now hold your ears and promise that you'll never lie to me.
I'll never lie again.
Never.
Sir...
Help. Help, please.
Help!
Come on. Come on, guys.
Raju's coming.
Come on. Come on, guys.
Help! Help!
Give me a hand. Come on. Come on.
Help, please!
Rozario.
Trying to stick me now you're stuck yourself.
Help! Help!
Fine, now Coolies are going to save you.
Help me up. He's my wife's father.
Careful, Raju.
Careful.
Give me a hand.
Rozario, I love your daughter.
Just say once that Raju Coolie is your real son-in-law.
No! I won't say it.
- You won't say it. - I'll never say it.
- Never. - I swear...
Okay then...
Heaven in the dock, man.
You'll die and go in the coffin box, man.
I am going.
No! No! No! I'll say it.
Raju Coolie is my son-in-law.
And always will be.
Jump.
Yes, jump.
If I jump I'll go straight to heaven. Help!
Just jump. Just say Jai Hind, Jai Maharashtra and jump.
Jai Hind...
Father-in-law.
My leg...
My leg's broken.
That's my leg, not yours. Leave it.
My leg's okay. My leg's okay.
Here's my other leg.
Stop laughing after all this coolie huddle.
Why are they all lying down?
Is the train late?
- You're late. - Is the train late?
Rozario, I've forgiven Raju.
You should forgive him too.
Forgive? Him?
I will never forgive him...period!
You accepted him after seeing my bungalow.
Then now that bungalow is his.
No. Sarah is all I want, that's it.
Don't say no. He's giving it for free.
We'll rent it out.
Daddy...what are you saying?
My son tried to kill me.
But Raju saved my life.
I did.
Now he's my son.
He cheated me twice.
He ruined my other daughter Anju's life.
Daddy...I am responsible for that.
Since when did I become your daddy?
Greedy daddy, please forgive him as you forgave me.
- Just forgive them, daddy. - Why?
Because they love each other.
Love.
Love?
When did your story begin?
A man like you deserves an ending like this.
A son-in-law who charters an airplane to buy groceries.
If a country wants to borrow money, they should ask him.
Wait a minute.
I said these words to that agent Jai Kishen.
How do you know?
Because he's Pandit Jai Kishen, not Jackson.
Jesus Christ.
Third strike.
Two sons-in-law, readymade.
One coolie, another mechanic.
Brother-in-law.
I've news for you that will make this ground shake, the sky will erupt.
He's not a prince. He's a coolie.
- He's going to get beaten up. - Coolie.
Coolie.
Amazing.
That was pretty quick.
"Coolie."
"Back to the 90s."
"I was walking down the road."
"Eating my snack."
"I was strolling with my girl."
"I was walking down the road."
"Eating my snack."
"I was strolling with my girl."
"If you're jealous, what do I do."
"I was walking down the road."
"Eating my ice-cream."
"Locking eyes."
"I was walking down the road."
"Eating my ice-cream."
"Locking eyes."
" If you're jealous, what do I do."
"Hello."
"The number you're trying to call is currently in love."
"Take me to a new movie..."
"...take me out to dinner."
"Let me sip from your eyes..."
"...and douse my thirst."
"I want to love you all night."
"I want to see myself in your eyes."
"I was swaying to the beat."
"I was singing a song."
"I was trying to impress him."
"I was swaying to the beat."
"I was singing a song."
"I was trying to impress him."
"If you're jealous, what do I do."
" If you're jealous, what do I do."
"Hey Coolie..."
" If you're jealous, what do I do."