Hi, I'm Amarjyot Minhas.
Welcome to my wedding story.
It took roots when I turned 18.
I was in the prime of my youth
with a great body
and got a tattoo without telling Grandpa.
Grandpa, I want that bullet.
I had six sisters to dote on me.
I always got my way.
I finally got a bullet.
The hottest girl in town
Mandy showed interest in me.
Apparently, all the girls in the college
were dreaming about me.
The power of my one-sided love will win you over soon!
But I was helpless in love.
I could only befriend girls.
He friendzoned me again.
He won't do that for long.
My eyes were set on someone else.
There was one person I wanted to relish my youth with.
And that was Sameer Munjal.
I couldn't confess this to my family even in my dreams
lest they would stop loving me.
Nandini won't be with Sameer.
Are you mad? Sameer belongs only to Nandini.
He has reached a marriageable age already.
I had 4 kids at his age!
You had nothing better to do!
My boy is the talk of the town.
Given his sneaky youthful ways,
he's sure to bring us shame!
How could I tell Grandpa
that matters of my heart
will cause him
great grief!
Pinky and Sweety are married.
You're next, son.
- But uncle... - What?
You better think of marriage and kids.
Such discussions were stifling.
I would panic.
I'd be left terror-stricken.
Look how thirsty he is!
Voracious thirst!
I'll handle it, Grandpa.
I couldn't hold on my desires anymore.
That's when I stumbled upon an idea.
London.
Call our son-in-law in Bhatinda.
Just finalise the girl he suggested.
He wants to go to his uncle in London!
Your uncle is a crook!
Mention him again and I'll whack your butt.
- Listen... - No!
You won't interfere this time.
I insist.
Grandpa had no clue about unrestrained desires.
He was tricked into child marriage
and his youth was done for.
I've lost my son and his wife.
I can't let my grandson go far away
Especially to that GurG.
who went there never to return!
He'll do the same... No!
Grandpa, I want to go.
- Listen... - Dad...
I'm not arguing
Now I had two brothers-in-law to support me!
Grandpa, I will go.
I had it my way.
Timmy, I'll miss the flight.
This won't take long.
Let's grab a bite quickly.
Join us. You'll miss this food there.
What's wrong with uncle from Bhatinda?
Let's go back to Bhatinda, Lajo.
Your family doesn't value us anymore.
What's the matter? What are you on about?
You should know.
What wrong did I do
to get a car without AC?
I came to see Amar off.
Bless you, son. Don't forget us
unlike these people.
Balli, he's going only for 15 days.
Don't kick up a fuss.
Uncle, you can ride in our car.
- Yes. - The other uncle was riding your car.
We told him about the AC...
Dear god! You'd rather
kill me!
You value your other son-in-law over me!
He'll make it to the airport first.
Tell me this.
If the younger son-in-law matters more,
you should've asked me to marry her sister!
- Mom! - He's shameless!
What are you saying?
He's right.
We were given a small car for Sweety's wedding.
Why discuss Sweety's wedding now?
Of course we will.
Two men got to bathe before me at the wedding.
Listen...
I had to wait 10 minutes outside the bathroom.
This is too much.
- I'm getting late. - Okay, son.
Listen to me.
What are...
Listen to me.
Thanks to uncle, my love story kick started that day.
If it weren't for his rants, I wouldn't get late.
Sir, this is a business class queue. Please go there.
There's a long queue there.
Please let me check in from here.
Or I'll miss my flight.
I can't miss this flight for the life of me.
Please leave or I'll call the security?
- Well... - And why exactly?
Sir, this is a business class queue.
Wow! That is so classiest!
Can we for one second just leave our tags and badges
and see each other as humans?
Can't you get over the class
and show some regard for a human?
He has his hopes and dreams
pinned on that flight.
Wow! I'm disgusted by this.
Let's go. Humanity means nothing to them.
Sir, give me that.
I'll get you checked-in.
Sir, here.
Well, you could the same for me as well.
That's a long queue.
Thank you so much.
- Runaway groom? - How did you know?
Oh this? My family gets all excited about travelling abroad.
First time?
No worries. Just tap if you need help.
Same row next seat.
Oh. Thank you so much.
Did you rehearse that speech?
Nah! I'm an ace at playing with people's emotions.
Learned the skill when I shifted to London at a young age.
Want some?
Want something to eat?
Let's head to the lounge.
Will you travel in that?
No, I'll change.
All right, see you then.
Cheers.
Sorry, family custom.
Of course.
- Excuse me, one more peg. - Sure, sir.
Allow me.
Let me make a peg for the Punjabi gentleman here.
I looked calm on the outside hiding my nervousness.
I was all set to take the big plunge.
The next step was marriage.
The first was getting his name.
What were you up to without me, darling?
Don't even ask. I was forlorn
and prayed to meet you.
Let's go.
You're an idiot, Amar.
Why did you get your hopes up?
You've met better guys.
Keep your desperation in check.
Wanted to get his name!
He has a girlfriend.
- Hey! Did you say girlfriend? - Uncle!
- No... - Don't call me uncle.
I'm known as GurG here.
There's not much age difference between us.
You made a girlfriend on your way here!
Did you fly together? Got her number?
Nothing like that.
Oh c'mon! I am good at gauging people.
I'm pretty sure you lost your heart to someone.
- Me... Let's go. - All right.
You've come to the right place.
People fall in love at the drop of the hat here.
Understood?
I haven't spent 20 years here for nothing.
Come, let me show you around.
Come.
Come on in.
I'm not your uncle here.
What happens in a strip club
stays at the club.
You see I'm not married
so I have nothing to fear.
Enjoy yourself.
Keep this.
- I'm sorry. - If you want, I can accompany you.
Daddy can't let you go.
Stop.
- Leave him - Or daddy can have
two buddies tonight.
Run fast, these bulls can barely sprint.
Catch him.
Damn!
Thank you so much
for helping me again.
You left without a word
and headed to the strip club!
Oh no! I wanted to use the loo.
I'm not that kind. I'm betrothed.
You too have a girlfriend.
Elina?
She's my best friend.
I can never have a girlfriend
and I can't be a boyfriend for more than a night.
Better stay away from me.
Why?
I'll wreck your marriage.
This is the restaurant I work in.
And we keep away from that cafe.
Everyone except us is heading to that cafe.
That's the problem. We lie on a deadend.
He grabs all the customers.
It's only fair. Why pick the lesser looker?
- Meaning? - I mean your cafe looks obsolete.
Change the decor.
I'm sick to the stomach eating Mughlai Pizza.
Change the menu.
- Let me grab a bite from there. - From that place?
You're betraying your uncle!
- That owner is a crook. - So?
Your uncle thinks
the owner of this cafe will devour you.
Stay away from that Bengali. He's wicked and vile.
What did you break?
You'll land me on the streets.
I told you to stay away
but you keep chasing me.
- I didn't know... - My cafe is opposite your uncle's?
Let me show you.
- Amar! - Coming, uncle.
Don't worry, I won't eat you up.
You're not my type anyway.
Need help?
Do you think I need help?
You're welcome.
Just chill, fool.
Come, let me take you to a party.
- No. - Why?
Not in a mood.
How do I change your mind?
Only a miracle to change my mind.
- So what's your name? - I'm Amar.
No way. Amar, Prem.
Just Amar. Amarjyot Minhas.
Not Amar Prem.
My name is Prem. Premjeet Chatterjee.
What?
This is too good to be true.
Don't worry, as you know you're not my type.
What's your type?
One who exchanges numbers right away
and locks the door on the way out
and blocks me.
What's your type?
One who deletes the number from the phone
but not the heart.
You're a romantic. No wonder you're not my type.
- Come. - I won't...
Last time at a club was terrible.
If something goes wrong again...
Don't worry, nothing will happen.
Come.
C'mon, princess.
- How are you witch? - Welcome.
Thank you.
Hi, Prem. You don't even meet us anymore.
- This is not done. - My apologies, Bharat.
How have you been?
- Good, thank you. - Good to see you.
Oh by the way, that's my friend Amar.
- And Amar that's Bharat and Polly. - Hello.
He never gets a man over.
I keep insisting
he should settle down with some nice guy.
Oh c'mon!
What happened? Come.
She knows about you?
Yes.
Amar?
Sorry guys, give me a second.
Amar!
Amar?
What's wrong?
What would they think about me?
How will you live if you worry so much?
Please go. You have no right to
expose me like this.
I'm to blame here.
Wonder why I came with you.
They'll think you and I are alike.
Hey, I got you here as a friend.
You'd be bored of Mughlai pizza
And Paulomi made Indian food.
But I'm sorry.
It's beneath a saint like you to been with a nobody like me!
You better stay away from me.
Amar, what's wrong?
Nothing Grandma.
- What's wrong? - I don't know.
I had a sinking feeling wondering if you're all right.
No, grandma.
I was missing you.
C'mon!
Why feel sad, idiot?
You're in a beautiful city.
Have you visited Shoreditch yet?
You get great stuff there.
You'll get high for sure.
Your mom showed me around London.
With mom?
Yes.
She was a great woman but your dad
may his soul attain peace
He was my son
but he was one ugly man.
And your mom was way beautiful like Hema Malini.
People would ask why she chose your dad!
And what she did say?
Nothing.
She was beyond such things.
She'd say,
we live just once.
How will I live if I worry so much?
You too shouldn't think too much.
Okay?
That's a beautiful city.
Go and live it up.
Okay, grandma.
I want to see London with you.
Nah.
If we get spotted together, you know...
I am really sorry about last night.
I mean I come from a village
and people there...
Coffee?
El, could you take over please?
Okay.
You're in London, so Buckingham Palace...
Soho.
Way to go!
"Let's forsake traditions"
"and make some mistakes"
"You have that effect on me"
"'like I'm high on life"
"You're the best"
"I'm crazy about you"
"I can't stay"
"away from you"
"Sip by sip"
"we got drunk"
"on passionate nights"
"Sip by sip"
"we devour"
"this life"
"Boats"
"Two boats"
"made of paper"
"float by"
"so let them"
"They're unrestrained"
"That's you and me"
"We come together and sparks fly"
"Sip by sip"
"we devour"
"this life"
"Let's forsake traditions"
"and make some mistakes"
"You have that effect on me"
"'like I'm high on life"
"You're the best"
"I'm crazy about you"
"I can't stay away from you"
"Sip by sip"
"we got drunk on passionate nights"'
"Sip by sip"
"we devour this life"
What did you like the best in London?
Westminster, Piccadilly, Soho or was it South Hall?
Everything and above all freedom.
One can live freely here.
Profound.
Above all else,
your friendship.
Your company.
Why are you getting emotional?
What is it?
This is for you.
Should I open it?
You're everything, Prem,
I dreamed of
back in my village.
If it weren't for you,
I'd never be able to express this.
Since childhood every story I heard or saw
was about a boy and a girl.
This poster signifies hope
that somewhere in the world
two men will have a story.
I know I'm not your type
and my story will remain incomplete.
But I have one request.
Keep this poster safe.
When I go back to my fake life in Punjab,
I'll be at peace knowing
that my dreams are safe.
Amar, you're back.
- Coming, uncle. - Pack your bags.
Thank you so much for everything.
I'll miss you.
Elina!
El?
Coming.
Let's grab a drink.
It's 4 am.
All okay?
What's with the lovelorn look?
Lovelorn?
Join me or I'll go alone.
Wait, I'll come.
Drama!
When I go back to my fake life in Punjab,
I'll be at peace knowing
that my dreams are safe.
Lovelorn!
Can I get another one please?
Prem?
What's wrong with you?
How will I know if you don't tell me?
- Everything is fine? - Is it?
That guy there
is tired of hitting on you.
Totally your type.
I'll be back.
What happened?
What?
His mobile number.
I just can't get over it.
You were to stay away from love after being jilted once!
- I love him. - What?
I love that idiot, Elina.
Is that why you were being goofy?
- Call him. - No, we have to find his dreams.
Come, let's go.
Oh crap.
- Guess he left. Head to the airport? - Yes.
What?
I told you to stay away.
I'll wreck your marriage.
You messed up my head instead.
I can't handle your dreams.
Take this with you and me as well.
My flight leaves in 2 hours.
How do I stop you from flying?
Promise.
For life.
Forever.
Hey Bengali guy!
Leave my lad alone.
You're naive, Amar.
You don't know how wicked he is.
- Oh... - Shut up.
After sleeping with all the men in London
you went for my nephew! Bloody wretch!
Excuse me, Mr GurG.
Shut up!
English loafer.
Uncle, if it weren't for him, I'd never even get here.
He helped me at Delhi airport.
Amar, my child,
what's wrong with you?
You came here for some white chick
but this Bengali guy tricked you.
Open your eyes, Amar.
This city has many beautiful girls.
Try your luck there
and not with that filth.
Listen up, lech.
He's jealous of me.
Boys in London are willing to die for me
while you still pay for sexual favours.
I do that because I have money.
- Everyone knows how you make money. - Guys!
- How does that concern you? - Should I reveal it?
Guys, stop.
Let's decided what you want to do.
Are we together or do I go back?
Amar, you don't understand. He's a pathetic man.
Oh wow! I'm your future son-in-law.
His marriage is fixed.
He can't stay back.
If his grandpa learns of this...
He won't know.
I'll stay here.
I'll say I'm taking up some course.
Cooking course.
You'll land me into trouble.
Your grandpa will whip my rear!
No way! Spare me.
I won't do this.
Think again.
If Amar stays back,
I'll merge my cafe with yours.
Your Mughal restaurant and my cafe.
Let's call it the Moghul High Cafe.
My food and your view
It will be the best restaurant in London.
Think, uncle. It'll be a crowd puller.
Hello.
- You look youthful. - Where's Amar?
It's time for his flight.
Well, he...
Cat got your tongue?
He has taken up a cooking course.
He'll have to stay here.
- Really? - Yes.
He agreed.
Get my gun, Bindra.
I'll set that oaf right.
He has brain washed my grandson.
Have some water or you'll die.
I've told you to keep calm as you have hypertension.
Chant god's name when angry.
- You don't heed me. - You listen to me.
Your grandson wants to stay back.
Grandma, I'm studying here.
I'll be back after the course.
Grandpa,
I want to do this course.
Listen son...
You do as you please.
- Give me the phone. - Don't listen to him.
- The oldie has lost it. - Hand me the phone.
Beware or I'll divorce you.
Preeti, what do they teach you?
You'll get half of the land and the whole house.
Your children won't be your concern.
Grandpa has to pay you monthly alimony.
Think about it.
I see.
Idiot!
Yes.
Listen to me carefully.
If Amar goes astray,
I'll shoot you
from right here.
He'll be fine, don't worry.
- So I can stay back? - You can.
Thank you, grandpa.
"Your presence leaves me captivated"
"I just can't get over it"
"Like salt dissolving in water"
"you're one with me"
"Our souls are bound to each other"
"You're all I dream of"
"You and I are one"
"We are happy together"
"We float away like two boats"
"You and I are one"
"We are happy together"
"We now weave dreams aplenty"
"filling the void in our lonely eyes"
"The world god created is full of colours"
"but your love makes it all seem dull"
"With every beat, my heart"
"thinks of you, my beloved"
"Nobody but you matters to me"
"You can have your way with me"
"You and I are one"
"We are happy together"
"We float away like two boats"
"You and I are one"
"We are happy together"
"We now weave dreams aplenty"
"filling the void in our lonely eyes"
Just a second.
Hello, yes?
What?
When and how?
Yes, I'll book right away.
Grandpa suffered a heart attack.
Thank god!
I mean, how?
Suddenly?
He spoke to you this morning.
I don't know.
He was missing me since morning.
He was fine this morning.
- Just go. - Amar.
Don't worry.
You okay?
Elina, book his ticket.
I'll go with him.
No, don't give another stroke.
Elina, take this credit card.
What about the return ticket?
Leave that to god.
Wonder when his grandpa will recover. Book a one way ticket for now.
I think you should book your return ticket.
There's an offer.
Do you know, Prem?
I couldn't meet grandpa on my way here.
Do you think I...
Are you crazy?
What are you saying?
You know what? I should come along.
No, not this time.
I think I'll buy him socks. They'll be useful.
Take me along, I'll be useful too.
You know what?
Can I come?
I'll get special green tea for grandpa.
Why can't I come along?
Things will be fine. Don't you worry.
Promise me, you'll call me every minute, every second.
I promise.
I love you.
I love you too.
We're parting for the first time.
Just please call me when you land.
Elina, take care of Prem.
Of course.
Pray for grandpa.
I will.
- Take care of him. - Yes.
Guess I'll get a heart attack now.
Let's go.
Bye, love.
Taking off.
I'll switch off the phone now.
I'll call when I reach.
I love you.
Did grandpa book this?
Yes.
Yes, he did.
When did he ask you to play?
The moment we get off.
When we get off?
- You too? - Yes.
Tell me what's with the band?
Why don't you return my phone?
It's a delicate matter.
Google is showing the flight has landed two hours ago.
How come their phones are switched off?
Guess there's no network.
Give it a couple of days.
Don't worry. Eat something.
What could be the matter?
Listen,
what if they got Amar married?
What if he doesn't come back?
- El! - Oh my god! Honey
relax.
I'm worried lest grandpa...
I didn't think of him!
Crap!
Are you stalking Amar's sisters?
All their accounts are closed.
What if Amar did this
so I wouldn't know about his marriage?
I just want to speak to him once.
I know, relax.
It's going to be fine.
What's going on?
Grandpa, what's this rubbish?
Stop right there. I won't speak to you.
What's this foolishness?
Your prank almost killed me.
Didn't we feel the same when you chose to stay back?
You're arguing instead of apologising!
Don't! Stay back.
I'll embrace you
only when you choose a girl.
What's this, grandma?
This is atonement.
Choose a girl and we'll forgive you.
What's going on here?
You're getting married, Amar.
Stop it!
We're just waiting to print the girl's name on the invites.
There's a long queue, son. Take your pick.
Uncle, won't you say something?
What can I say? Blessings...
Come along.
Come with me. I'll introduce you to someone.
- I won't go.... - Come along.
Yes?
Why are you abusing?
I just asked if there was an accident on Delhi-Punjab highway.
Why are you abusing?
Hello?
If you call Hindi news channels every 5 minutes,
you're bound to get abused!
Prem, he belongs to you forever.
Why are you fretting?
Because I can't live without him, El.
I know and he knows that too.
Trust him.
- Listen... - Just talk to her.
There she is.
Sorry.
Hi, Amar. Remember me?
You used to chase me around during tuition.
- Mandy, right? - Hi, I'm here too.
- We don't have a face or what? - Mandy, I need your phone.
Of course.
Try all you will but he's mine.
I can't get through to Prem.
Only time will tell who he'll marry.
All of you stay away from him.
Hi, Elina.
I can't get through to Prem.
Please tell Prem, everything's fine here. I'll call him later.
Okay, thanks. Bye.
Any problem?
Need help?
No, I'm an ace at escaping problems.
I'll deal with it. Thanks.
Sorry.
You can't get rid of me.
- He was headed that way. - Amar?
For Sure.. He was there only.
Amar?
I called you many times why didn't you stop?
You know.
Oh! you're wearing earphones. There was a call for you.
I was headed your way to convey the message.
But you weren't home. I saw you leave
and now we've reached my home.
This is my house.. You remember no?
Amar? Where are you brother?
Amar?
I was playing hide and seek with my cousins.
You said someone called.
Yes, it was some Prem but I couldn't hear clearly.
What? What did he say?
What did you say?
He asked if you're fine
and I said you are fine and you're getting married.
What?
Wonder what happened
as if the phone fell in water and the call dropped.
Crap!
Wait.
Dad!
- Amar, it's you? - Yes.
Dad, I swear upon god, I didn't call him, he came on his own.
Oh my! What were they doing?
Nothing. There's no network!
What's that on your shirt, Amar?
- Lipstick. - Lipstick.
What?
He got caught with my young daughter.
Stop accusing me, I'm already worried.
We'll lose face in the village.
That's how you'll get to marry him.
Sobbing... Amar!
Mummyyyy!
Amar!
Bloody hell!
He's covered in lipstick.
Let me wipe that off.
Sweety, get the towel.
I'll get it, grandma.
Hello.
I sent my chef to Elina's. Her house is locked.
Child?
Your child is distributing children in the village.
Have some shame, scoundrel!
Why are you ruining my reputation!
You have young sisters at home...
Have some shame, scoundrel!
If it were someone else,
I would be talking to his dead body.
Forget it. He's young blood.
Young blood... Huh...
I know what all you did in your hey days!
Don't tempt or I'll spill the beans.
You're always yelling at Amar.
Come, son. You must be tired.
Girls, get almond milk.
Grandma, What about our daughter?
We want her to feed Almond milk to Amar.
- Every day with her hands. - Oh mom!
Oh!
I see.
Now I get it.
Why else would Amar visit her at night?
Tell me?
Amar, are you ready?
- Amar? - Yes.
Congratulations!
Congrats.
- Congrats. - Come here, child.
This is great.
Get the rings.
Yes. Greeting Grandpa.
Why can't I get through to Prem?
It will connect... We'll call him too in the wedding.
Exchange your rings.
Put it.
Hurry up.
Stop!
You didn't even wait for me.
Anyone has poison?
Don't say that, idiot!
They were getting engaged without me.
It's as if I'm dead already.
Uncle, we didn't wait for the other uncle either.
- Yes. - As if that's an achievement.
This time I'm miffed.
What to do now?
You're competing with me?
Why can't he compete you?
He got less gifts in Sweety's engagement but I stayed mum.
Her in-laws took him as a waiter yet I stayed mum.
Aunt, I've said this a million times.
- That was a joke. - You don't respect us.
Young men in this family are mocking us!
I'll sit down in protest.
Get up, son. Don't do that.
Get up. What are you doing?
There's no sign of Prem and Elina's phone is off.
I know..
You figure out something else.
Get up, son.
"I came to you leaving the world behind"
"I walked your way"
"I was longing to see you"
" Keeping you locked in my heart"
"Silently and secretly looking at you"
"let me just look at you"
"I was longing to see you"
"Fill me with all the love"
"Make me alive"
"In the bright sun you are my shade"
"You are my heart and soul"
" I Love you with all my heart, my beloved..."
"Let me just look at you"
- I'm not feeling good... - "Keeping you locked in my heart"
Someone just hold me...
"I was longing to see you"
"Let me just look at you"
"I was longing to see you"
- Oh Shit! - "I was longing to see you"
Bloody hell!
Oh, Uncle has collapsed! Somebody hold him...
Mummy, is this the right time to say?
You should break my bangles...
Oh Grandpa.
Grandpa... Listen..
- Where will you go? - Some stop him...
Amar, this is madness.
Is it? Then who asked you to come here?
How asked you to kiss to me?
Catch him.
I will not leave him...
Grandpa no. Please, Grandpa
Please come down.
- Move away. - Grandpa no. Please, Grandpa
- Move away. - Grandpa, please don't. Amar Amar...
Grandpa no. Please don't.
- You spoiled my grandson... - Grandpa, please hear me out.
Move away.
Listen to me please...
I'm your culprit,
not my uncle.
Without him,
I would've suffocated to death.
Kill me if you wish to.
But this is my truth.
I can't hide it anymore.
If I can't live with prem,
I will remain single forever..
But I can't live without him.
Grandpa.
Get out from the house..
From today...
Grandpa... Grandpa What's wrong?
Grandpa....Grandpa
Mom.
Whom should I give this almond milk?
Coma?
Thank God, that he is alive.
For how long will he be in coma, doctor?
The attack was fatal, I almost pulled him
from the clutches of death.
Thank you, God.
I'm to be blamed.
What on earth have you done, for him to suffer so severely?
Lucky, pay the doctor and send him to heaven.
Sorry?
As you've got to pull out many from the clutches of death.
Let me walk you to the door.
Please forgive me, Grandma.
For what, son?
For falling in love?
What are you saying, Grandma?
Can't you see what he has done to Grandpa?
He is responsible for his own mindset.
Dare you fake concerns, that you care for him more than me.
He is my husband.
Amar is my son and my grandson too.
I'll unite Amar and Prem before the oldie wakes up.
But Grandma.
Your mom would have done the same too.
Our house is large enough
to encompass all your happiness.
Hey spare us your advices.
Serve us tea.
Why don't you make it yourself, uncle?
Are you trying to suppress us as we are women?
Not only the women, but son in laws are supporting Amar too.
He is our only bro in law.
Anything for his happiness.
Amar, you're very lucky.
Even my family was not so supportive.
Hey sit quietly.
Support, my foot!
Not till I am alive, grandma!
And as long as we're alive,
we won't permit anyone in between Amar and Prem, uncle.
Amar just wants to live with his identity.
And that shouldn't pose a problem to anyone in the family.
And we all are very fond of Prem.
I won't let you ruin Amar's love story, uncle.
Grandma, you...
I'll whack so hard; you'll lie in bed next to the old man.
Talking utter rubbish.
Listen,
Amar and Prem
will have a grand wedding,
right here within a week.
Get it?
And if anyone dares to come in between, I'll cut him into pieces.
Am I clear?
Grandma, that's really sweet. Thank you.
But gay marriages are yet not legal in India.
Infront of entire family
At least you can exchange rings... right?
Isn't it, Preety?
Absolutely, Grandma.
Come on boys. Start off with drum rolls.
Remember,
Amar is the grandson of the family.
Spend lavishly.
Let the preparations begin.
Let's get going.
Amar, you can't be with anyone...
Only I have the right on you.
Prem will return empty handed from here.
Mummy...
Wow.
Amar you've found such a handsome boy.
He looks just like one of us.
Tall, fair, dashing,
with sharp aquiline features.
Stay away from the evil eyes.
I won't miss having a daughter in law.
Grandma, that is so racist and sexist.
Thank you. Yes, I'm sexy.
No wonder I have 9 kids.
- Which is your town? - I am from K...
Biji, can we leave for Amritsar tomorrow?
Firstly, I want to visit Prem's house, to finalize the wedding.
Where are you from?
- I am from... - Don't worry Grandma.
Should I call the confectioner?
Sit quietly.
Stop interrupting.
Where are you from Prem?
Kolkata.
Oh, so you're a Punjabi from Kolkata.
At least he is a Punjabi.
No Grandma, Prem is a Bengali.
A Bengali! A Bengali! A Bengali!
Oh no.
Grandma. Someone, please get water.
Wasn't I supposed to share detail?
I brought back Grandma from hell...,
Sorry... from the gates of the heaven.
- I swear. - Do you want to go back there?
There won't be anyone to bring you back.
Give it a thought.
Okay, I'm leaving.
Grandma..
Stay away.
And you had to find a Bengali!
It's better you die single.
You did it deliberately, isn't it?
Did you purposely come in-between Amar and me?
No, right?
Then why would I do this intentionally?
It slipped from my tongue.
You aren't so naive.
Oh shit,
what if Grandma doesn't give her consent?
I'll never be able to forgive myself,
for intruding between Amar and you.
Dream on.
That day will never come.
Grandma.
If I had been a Punjabi,
I would have still loved Amar as much as I do now.
If I was a Punjabi,
you would still find me dashing as I am now.
If I was a Punjabi,
I would have loved you
as much as I love now.
Maybe loved a little less.
As I would have understood your profanities.
Mad fellow.
After all it's true love.
Come here.
Sure Grandma.
Please bless me.
Call your Bengali family.
Invite them too.
Listen,
do they know about you two?
Yes, they do know, but why invite them?
You all are here for us.
Now that she has approved, it shouldn't be a problem.
- Yes? - Of course, they have to be here.
The occasion is meant for unison of families.
- Yeah. - But there is a prayer ceremony
at Prem's place today.
So, they must be very busy.
I'll connect you to them later.
What's the matter?
You're aware of my family.
They are too sophisticated to appreciate a village and the people.
Many issues will arise.
Please don't invite them.
- We'll handle it. - We can't handle it.
I know them, please trust me.
We are already united by hearts,
then why to show off?
Prem.
It's important to flaunt,
so that none of these future kids,
feel that their dreams were wrong,
and can never come true.
As I used to think.
Now that God is fulfilling all my suppressed dreams,
let him excel in it.
Don't complain that I didn't warn you.
Anyways Bengalis and Punjabis are a deadly combination.
True that.
God bless our kids.
What a beautiful couple.
Why did you intrude in between?
Hello.
- Hello, granny. - Yes.
I wanted to introduce you to Amar's family.
Talk to his granny.
Oh okay... Where is she?
- Here, please talk to her. - Speak.
Hello, sister.
Hello, how are you?
Dance? I've just recovered from an attack,
or I would have surely danced.
Grandma, she meant how are you?
Sister, I am fine.
I won't lie,
I swear I was furious when I came to know,
that Amar has found a Bengali dude.
But as an afterthought,
after all we are god's creations.
No worries. All of you are invited here.
Everyone is in a shock now.
Let's get it all done in a flash.
Hey sister,
why don't you guys come here to Kolkata.
We'll show you how grandly creatures of the God live here.
You are very funny.
Amar is the only brother to 6 sisters.
We want to have an extravagant wedding.
Can't celebrate in impoverished land.
You guys join here, okay.
All that's fine. But
what kind of behavior is this, Prem?
Why is she calling us paupers?
How dare she?
What does she think? Is there a famine here?
Moron, are you there?
Grandma, why is she talking of brothels?
We have a mansion here.
She meant that.
Oh God, and you want to marry a Bengali!
Impudent woman, calling it a brothel!
Let me speak.
Hello.
Network issues.
Hello,
granny Momta.
GurG speaking. Did you recognize me?
He knows everyone!
Yeah sure.
You'd promised to visit India from London.
But I came before you.
- Listen, you fool. - Yes.
I'd rather die then hear a word against us.
Hey, calm down.
Grandma was joking.
How dare she call us a pauper?
Listen,
try to understand her situation.
Her husband is in coma.
She too is on pills, and today she even forgot to take them.
It would be best if you'll could join here.
But I won't tolerate such nonsense.
I'm warning you.
Of course, why should you?
Don't tolerate at all.
Show them your Bengali culture.
Yes,
only Bengalis have a rich culture.
True.
Okay see you tomorrow.
See you.
Hello.
Hello. Not at all.
You better listen to me.
Grandma's word is the ultimate.
It's fine,
if you don't agree.
Prem is already here.
We'll courier you the ceremony pictures.
Grandma, she is apologizing.
Okay.
Though he is your uncle, I know he will mess up.
Pass me the phone, I'll deal with her.
No, no I'm telling her sternly.
Hello.
Poor granny is in tears.
Okay
done.
You take the first flight to Ludhiana tomorrow.
Okay.
Bye bye.
See,
taught her a lesson.
They are coming.
Let them come. I'll show them the true colors of a Punjabi.
Why do I feel,
that you were right?
Too late, Amar.
Too late.
You've not invited me but your own doom, Prem.
I'll make sure you return empty handed from here.
Enough of this,
have to teach them a lesson.
Welcome, sister.
- Hello. Hello. - Hello.
Hello. Hello.
Well, as per traditions, you should have come over.
But
it's fine.
Anyways we are here.
What's this?
No fish?
Shit. Not good at all.
Grandma,
she is asking for a bear to eat.
No, fish. Let's go there.
Your extravagance is visible.
Excess of food invites brawls.
A monkey doesn't value the worth of a delicacy.
- She means... - Obviously, I get that.
Even a monkey in our city gets to eat a feast.
Real music is Rabindra Sangeet.
- Play the Rabindra Sangeet. - Bring on the Rabindra music.
Let's go.
Bloody fool.
Where did you find these guys?
In Kolkata.
Wonder why did I feel,
that celebrations would begin once your family arrived.
The vibes here are gloomy instead.
It's a common sight.
It was the same situation at my wedding with Timmy.
Love marriages are no less than mourning's.
In love marriages, both parties get bitten by the ego bug.
And here you're playing interstate.
Of two boys at that.
The woes have just begun.
You look such a party pooper,
but your words are more ominous.
Hey,
mind your tongue.
Now I'm your uncle.
- Bloody trickster! - This very ego.
This ego gets magnified during weddings.
Petty things hurt their fragile egos.
Especially the truth.
Good idea.
Let me hurt the Bengali egos a bit.
I'll be back.
By grateful for your unison.
Don't try to make it a grand affair.
Just get it done hurriedly.
If we are not enjoying the celebration
Then what is the point of it?
I feel... wedding ceremonies are
meant to pave a path for divorce.
Oh jeez, thanks.
No, I didn't mean that.
I mean
there are so many problems.
You guys
are very lucky.
Uncle, you're drunk. He is Lucky.
I meant you both are lucky,
that I am here.
I've tackled all your problems.
I've separated the Bengalis and Punjabis.
Kept them far apart.
Change my name,
if a problem arises.
Who the hell said fish and fish again?
Lion roars....
Burraaahhh...
Hey Amar.
Prem just cussed at me.
No, he didn't abuse.
Just changed your name.
Just a moment, let me speak.
Is this the way to talk?
What's burrraaahhh and all?
Such a poor taste in culture.
Absolutely. Amor, this is not the way to behave at all.
And why are they repeating 'fish'?
This is just unacceptable.
Son,
you know we are delighted.
Yes.
We can even break dance instead of Bhangra.
Let nobody cast an evil eye on my son.
Would you like our bickering?
Hey, take this. Just a moment.
- What the hell are you doing? - Why is he giving me?
As you look the poorest amongst all.
- Sister. - He is doomed.
They are right.
Couldn't you wear a better shirt?
Always embarrassing us.
Hey, you fool.
Prem was a kid when I piggy backed him.
How dare you pay me to ward off the evil eyes?
As if we haven't lugged him on our shoulders.
You need to be macho.
Now I'll know.
Let's watch, who can carry for long.
Hey.
You are back?
Yes.
What's up?
Seems like third degree torture.
They are not even blinking, since their return.
My babies are not even moving.
Don't worry, I'll take care.
Let's go.
Okay.
Amar. Hey, why are you startled?
I'm your uncle.
Oh, that's unforgettable.
You're the sturdiest obstacle in my stars.
Is this how you keep them away from each other?
Amar, I'm reiterating.
Let's get a small ceremony done under a tree.
Ceremonies aren't conducted under trees here.
Men are slayed there.
I don't get it, what's your fear?
Look, initially when 2 families unite,
there will be problems.
Do you get me?
Oh, is it?
And how do you know that?
Let alone marriage,
did you ever have a girlfriend?
Okay fine,
clean up your own mess.
Girlfriend!
Mad fellow.
Your uncle is useless.
Don't worry, Amar.
I'll make such arrangements,
that everything goes of smoothly.
Thank you so much Mandy.
You're a true friend.
They are dressed up as if it's a condolence meet.
Actually, they can't be as jazzy as you.
They like to keep it subtle.
Please don't create a ruckus.
Why would I create a scene?
Okay, I'm going.
Welcome, sister.
You're looking very pretty.
Thank you, dear.
But honestly,
you were more decked up when you arrived here.
Dear aunt,
For dressing up for a non-Bengali feast,
That much effort only we can put...
Hey Amor. How are you dear?
Hey Vijay, why are you calling him Amor?
Have told you repeatedly, it's Amar.
Yes Amar.
And I have told you,
I'm Bijoya not Vijay.
I'll be back.
Dal is yummy.
Prem.
Let's elope.
Wish you had listen to me before, bro.
Hey,
I know your tensed.
But don't change our relation equation.
I suggest let's change it.
We'll be saved from this mess.
Let's just be brothers in arms, for life.
Just a matter of few days.
Then your relatives will only be for WhatsApp forwards.
Just bear their tantrums for now.
Maybe, you're right.
You tackle the Bengalis;
I'll keep the Punjabis busy.
Guys,
how about playing the Truth or Dare game?
Amar, I don't get good vibes from this girl.
She is very naive.
No, she is a conniving Punjabi.
Let's play. We are the winners.
Is it? Then let's bet.
Okay fine, but what is the condition?
No, no betting. Anyways, it's late night, let's not do this.
Night? We haven't even started drinking.
No. No
So, the losing side, will remain as loser throughout the ceremonies.
Done...
When you are stressed...
You look super hot...
This is not the time for love talks.
Troubles are in store now.
Come on, show your moves now.
Have to stop this right away, Amar.
Snake dance comes naturally to toxic people.
Whom did you call toxic?
It's for me. Uncle, he said that for me.
What are you doing, uncle?
Next.
Uncle Bardman.
Okay, hear a joke.
You are a joke yourself.
How rude!
How shameless!
I've observed,
you've been targeting my husband since our arrival.
Calling him poor, and now a joke.
What is this?
This is nonsense, Amor.
They are kidding, aunty.
No Amor, they are not joking.
This isn't a joke.
They are throwing grenades at us.
Listen up, we too can give you a tough fight.
Challenge accepted,
can't keep playing the taunting game forever.
Nobody is fighting.
It's too late at night. Please let's call it a day.
No. We have to prove it to them for once.
Hey wait.
Both the grannies have yet to play.
Granny... Granny... Granny...
She is trying to ruin us, please understand.
Granny... Granny... Granny...
Finally, it's my turn.
Now I'll make the opponent eat the humble pie.
Grandma is drunk.
She is tipsy.
Granny... Granny... Granny...
We taste our meals not smell them.
And not only the chickpeas, which you cook every day.
Visit us in Kolkata,
our food varieties will make you forget your chickpeas.
Since our arrival, you've been serving us only different varieties of chickpeas.
Is that even a human diet?
Just a moment.
- Yes, dear. - Excuse me.
Yes.
Did you just make fun of my food?
Yes, I did.
You are mocking world famous Punjabi's food?
No, no Grandma.
How dare she?
No, it was a joke.
"There is happiness all around"
"Boys have become handsome dudes"
"Sway your moves"
"Show your dance moves"
"Sway your moves, show your dance moves"
"Nobody will be spared today"
"Let's rock the town"
"Let the charmer rock it tonight"
"Let's rock the town, let the charmer rock it tonight"
"With the strums strings of a couplet" "Dances a beauty"
"With strums strings of a couplet, dances a beauty"
"Her feet adorned with belled anklets, chimes harmonically"
"With strums strings of a couplet, dances a beauty"
"Dances a Bengali beauty"
"With feelings for you, I have given my heart filled with love to you"
"I can leave for the world, but not break your promise"
"The boy keeps chasing you"
"He is on his knees"
"The boy is chasing you, he is on his knees"
"Look, how she walks away breaking his heart"
"She walks away breaking her heart"
"Let's rock the wedding, let the charmer rock it tonight"
"I left the world for you; I'll die without you"
"You're my heart's desire, you are different from all, I can't live without you"
"You and I, make a beautiful pair"
"We are two souls in one heart" "We are two souls in one heart"
"Let's rock the wedding, let the charmer rock it tonight"
"With the strumming strings of a couplet, dances a Bengali beauty"
"With the strumming strings of a couplet, dances a beauty"
"Her feet adorned with belled anklets, chimes harmonically"
"With the strumming strings of a couplet, dances a beauty"
Why isn't' there any hurdles, mom?
I curse the moment of your birth.
I would've rather remained barren.
Thanks for encouraging, mom.
Taunting me, instead of helping.
I can't help.
If I were you,
I would've made them fight over something,
which would directly impact Amar and Prem.
How is that, mom?
Am I supposed to spell it out to you?
You mean Punjabis and Bengalis fight over Amar and Prem.
Poor girl is very naive.
She isn't innocent but is a vicious woman.
Isn't she naive
to serve the wedding guests even after being humiliated.
Yeah sure,
she is tired enough to collapse in your arms.
Look, I can't help it.
All the girls in the village are willing to do that.
Don't be a wise ass.
What's your point?
I mean,
she initiates the problems in every function, and you're oblivious.
Stop being dramatic.
I'm being dramatic?
I'm being dramatic!
Okay listen up, stud boy.
You didn't heed my first warning and invited my family here.
She is my second.
Prem, hurry up.
I've something urgent to discuss.
It's better you go;
these fights have driven you crazy.
I've lost it?
- Prem. - Come on, go.
Yeah, coming.
Chill.
- Yes, uncle. - They are very scheming and conniving.
Are you aware of the conspiracies?
Please don't tell me, I don't want to know it.
They are saying Amar is the Man in your relationship.
Didn't Mandy just instigate you?
Amar's uncle told us.
Mandy just served us tea. Have it.
No, thank you.
Prem let me tell you,
a man's place in the house is unshakable.
Irrespective of the gender.
Someone has to be the man of the house.
Learn to voice your opinions.
You should be the man in the relationship.
I am.
Yeah, it's me.
I knew you would be alone.
Prem is taking lessons from his relatives there.
I too was just given a lecture on sex education.
Why do they want to know,
what Prem and I do in our bedroom?
What do you do?
I mean, what have you guys done?
Revolution.
Congratulations.
I couldn't wish you earlier, as it was messed up.
Sorry dear.
Because of fleeing that night...
I should have confessed that night.
Well, be it for a day,
at least I was your...
fiance.
You know what...
nothing.
You're so cute.
If I used to like girls,
I would've chosen someone like you.
Prem is your carbon copy.
But I heard him saying,
that he is the man in your relationship.
Hey, that's my favorite song.
Thank God, you're alone.
Hi, honey.
You smell so good.
I love you.
And I love you too.
Just don't talk.
I wish we could just flash forward to our honeymoon.
Yeah, very soon.
Just two days more.
I can't bear it even for a second.
I know.
What happened?
Nothing.
Just want to hold you.
Oh,
so Mandy was right.
What?
So, you've been telling everyone that you're the man in the relationship?
No, I didn't.
I just saw.
Your uncle gave the thumps up.
- Amar. - Get off.
Amar, this is not a joke anymore.
You're not talking and it's pissing me off now.
After all you're the man of the house.
It's your right.
I'm the docile one.
When did I say that?
It'll be all men wedding entourage.
Your relatives are most certainly saying it.
Darn!
They gifted me a dead fish.
So what? They are kidding. It's just a joke.
Amar, that's our tradition.
This is a blatant disrespect to our culture.
And when you're insulting us?
Mannerless guy! How dare he pinch me?
I feel violated.
Who dared to tease my delicate wife?
Come on,
my son is the dominating one.
I saw it with my own eyes.
And we are going to take the procession away.
Uncle, please.
Take your mind off our bedroom stories.
Nobody knows
what happens in our bedroom.
Amar, you are crossing the limit.
I know.
As man and woman are not different.
In love,
both the spouses are equal.
So, what are you trying to say?
- Amar, listen to me. - Enough of this.
Is this even a competition?
You'll have stooped so low to win,
that you can't even realize.
Call me when you have won.
Amar.
Amor.
Prem, please stop him.
Hello Amar.
I'm Prem speaking.
Are you upset?
I'm sorry.
I'm human after all.
I can err too.
Come on, please listen to me, baby.
Okay how can I make it up to you.
Well, a bottle of country liquor for now.
Oh wow, so what are we waiting for?
Let's go at a tubewell.
Sister, why are you crying?
Please get some water.
Bijoya, get some water.
Jokes are a part of everyone happy occasions, Prem.
This Punjabi is my true brother.
Pulling each other's legs is acceptable.
Have you guys lost it?
You'll have united by separating us.
We were never separated.
Neither were we apart.
Now I'm furious with you.
- Wait a second. - Uncle, please.
I have an awesome plan.
- Okay? - Okay. Okay.
Is anyone here?
No, we are alone.
You are just confusing me.
"Everyone displays devotion"
"But true devotion is not achieved"
"You'll know the true meaning of devotion"
"When you devote yourself to your spiritual master"
"The night of lovers"
"If I kept awake with my dear ones"
"I am mesmerized by your heart"
"Our hues are the same"
"You've snatched away my identity just by a glance of your enchanting eyes"
"You've snatched away my identity, with a glance of your enchanting eyes"
"With a glance of your enchanting eyes"
"You've snatched away my identity with a glance of your enchanting eyes"
"I give my life to you, o my cloth dyer"
"You have dyed me within you"
"By making me drink the wine of love potion"
"You've intoxicated me by a glance of your enchanting eyes"
Prem, listen to me.
It's not what you're assuming.
We were playing a game.
Kissing game?
Prem, I'm sorry.
It meant nothing.
Please don't end it for something so trivial.
Every child of your village should know,
that hearts
are not for games.
Prem.
"Dreams sting the eyes"
"How can I bare my wounded heart"
"My heart will not be able to bear again"
"I'm incomplete without you"
"I've broken apart and am scattered all over"
"Like a boat without a moor"
"You've changed your paths"
"I'm incomplete without you"
Mandy.
What are you doing?
What?
Why are you doing this?
Try asking Amar this, he kissed me in front of a crowd.
Now if he doesn't marry me.
Then mom will file a case.
Even if you do marry.
he will never be yours, Mandy.
"Why did you leave me alone"
"You will always remain mine"
"I waited for you with abated breath"
"Hope no one betrays like this"
"My desires are incomplete"
"It's raining tears"
"You betraying eyes took my life away"
"Wish you told me your woes"
"I can't live without you"
"I'm incomplete without you"
Is your obsession greater than Amar's tears?
Even if you do marry him, he will never be yours.
Prem, please listen.
Please stay back.
It was me.
I sloshed Amar.
Really. And I was talking to him like Prem.
Actually, he was talking to you, not me.
Prem, listen to me.
If it was possible,
I would spend all my lives with you.
Please don't go.
When I met you at the airport for the first time.
I was really nervous.
My dreams were shattering right before my eyes.
I was lowering my suitcase from the check-in counter.
Had I got it,
my life would have been different.
I would have suffocated to death.
But you stretched your hand.
And the suitcase stopped right there.
You came and changed my world.
You fulfilled all my desires.
Had you not come,
Amar would still be stuck at the check- in counter.
Vulnerable and wouldn't have been able to check out.
I love you.
Not because you came for me.
I love you because I know.
You would have helped even if it wasn't me.
I love you.
I don't know anything else.
So please.
Don't go.
"I give my life to you, o my cloth dyer"
"You have dyed me within you"
"By making me drink the wine of love potion"
"You've snatched away my identity, with a glance of your enchanting eyes"
""You've snatched away my identity, with a glance of your enchanting eyes"
"You've snatched away my identity, with a glance of your enchanting eyes"
"I have given my whole life to you, O Nijam"
"You have made me a bride, just by a glance"
"With the glance of your enchanting eyes"